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Diagnosis: OQS (Overworked Quartermaster Syndrome) by Castillon02
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
26 Dec 2024
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Q definitely had amnesia. Absolutely. No doubt whatsoever. He was the unfortunate victim of a terrible amnesia whose duration mysteriously lengthened whenever M asked if Q would come back to work.
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You Either Die a Hero or Live Long Enough to Become a CEO by Castillon02
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Dec 2024
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“Right. Okay.” Jason rubbed his forehead. “You know how sometimes start-up companies get successful and then they suddenly realize that they have a million employees instead of ten and that they should probably have things like an HR department and a pension plan?”
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Chemical Assistance by Castillon02
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Dec 2024
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Wade did a little research on Spidey's web fluid, considered his lack of a chemistry degree, and then remembered that Spidey sucked at lying and his web fluid was probably made out of chemicals scavenged from a high school lab. Operation: Give Spidey Drugs So He Can Keep Ejaculating His Stringy White Fluid was officially a go.
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Boombox Bugging by Castillon02
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Nov 2024
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Spidey reveals an unexpected power. Also, he and Wade are both able to diagnose each other's "Now That What I Call Music! Volume Ten" jam-out songs with embarrassing accuracy.
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At the eulogy, Q found himself considering the role M had played in Bond's death.
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Broken Curses by Castillon02, greedy_dancer
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Aug 2020
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A series exploring the ways Geralt and Jaskier trust each other. All works can be read independently.
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bats bugs & ballet by lux_et_astra
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU
10 Jun 2025
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Black Bat doesn’t make mistakes. And so when she slips through the window of the safehouse and comes face to face with someone who is decidedly not her brother –
That’s when she realises that something is very, very wrong.
Bookmarked by Castillon02
11 Jun 2025
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Tim was doing just fine on his own. He fell into a routine between school, extracurriculars, and his nightly Batstalking. Maybe his situation was unconventional, but he could take care of himself.
Jason had something to say about that.
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Tim may have been thirteen, but he was also a high school Sophomore and perfectly capable of faking a nanny, breaking and entering, and hacking the Batcomputer—not necessarily in that order.All he had to do to keep this lifestyle was maintain the ruse—easy enough when it came to his parents but a more treacherous undertaking to try to put one over on the Batman himself. And with Jason as his English tutor, Tim found himself growing perilously close to the Wayne family. Although at first content to watch them from behind his camera, it was only a matter of time before he got invested.
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
22 May 2025
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What Doesn't Kill You Tries Again by CindersapSecrets
Fandoms: DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Dec 2024
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Or: 5 Times The Time Loop Ends Violently and 1 Time It Doesn't
Jason was just trying to manage what needed managing in Gotham. He didn't need a blond archer or an asshole with a metal arm to show up. And keep showing up when it turned out he was living in the Repeating Day From Hell.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
14 Apr 2025
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A Brief Interview by Miss_Lazy_Tuesday
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
09 Aug 2022
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When Damian finds a small child with an expensive camera on a rooftop in the middle of Gotham, he decides to follow in his father’s footsteps and take the boy home. After all, why should Bruce be the only one who gets to add to the family?
Damian and Tim age swap fluff.
Edit: Now with a podfic thanks to Vox_la!! Link at end of fic.
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The Heart of the Mountain by Sunfreckle for adorablecrab
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2025
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Bilbo has had quite enough of being besieged inside the Lonely Mountain and his friend Thorin's behaviour is getting more concerning by the minute. That is why he took the Arkenstone, it was only to prevent a battle, and he would rather not have done it. Perhaps he wouldn't have done it if Gandalf had been around. But even under these most dire circumstances, Bilbo could not find him. But as it happened, he did find someone else: a witch named Esmeralda Weatherwax. And she wants to have a little chat with Thorin Oakenshield.
Bookmarked by Castillon02
06 Apr 2025