CatChan
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- Iron Man (Movies) (13)
- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (12)
- Marvel (9)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (8)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (7)
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Orion Pax had been hurrying out of the Archive and back to his dock for his shift when an ancient artifact, propulsed by the explosion of Sentinel Prime (with a little too much speed to be completely believable, but then again, the Matrix of Leadership was known to do strange things to fundamental physics on occasion), sailed it's way from the Primal Palace Entrance and directly into his chestplates.
Primus, it seemed, had seen a chance to get a new, better Prime to serve his children in the explosive assassination of his unchosen Prime. There was Civil War to avert, and nothing short of the most optimal Prime would do.
The Matrix was a mysterious artifact for a reason. It also never was as powerful as when the very fate of Cybertron hung in the balance. Poised on the edge of the destruction of Cybertronian Civilisation, as it was then, as it had been back during the Quintesson Invasion, the Vessel of Primus could do miracles.
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While Drift made the dubious decision of not informing Ratchet that the Sleep Aid is losing effectiveness, it doesn't mean that it will actually stay hidden for very long.
Ratchet decides to get his medical team involved in helping with his new boyfriend's insomnia, seeing as he did step down from his medical care in order to start dating him.
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- Part 4 of Cybertroninan Vestigial Traits
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There are reasons why Seekers Trine up in the first place.
The main one is that a seeker's wing are vitally important to their survival, need intense maintenance, and can't be effectively worked on by their own bearer. Especially on the backside.
Starscream might have been able to fool his own Trine as he slowly drifted away from them.
And he might have managed to keep his wings and back in good shape while doing that through his inventively.But when a rust-inviting wear develops in his wing hinges, other Seekers noticed.
That was only the start, though.
OR:
Seekers Trine for many, many reasons.And Starscream might have decided that he was above it all, but he really, really isn't.
Seekers Trine for reasons.
And Skywarp and Thundercracker need to remind Starscream (and themselves) what these reasons are.
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After successfully seducing each-other at Swerve's Drift and Ratchet retire to Drift's.
What will the two of them get up to, when Overload's off the table due to the last night's events?
And of course, there's still the use of the Sleep Aid to be discussed. Or demonstrated. More in depth.
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- Part 3 of Cybertroninan Vestigial Traits
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After Ratchet found a non-drug based sleep aid for Drift, who still is warry of addiction, and helped him with using it, and also opened a door to having a relationship, They find themselves thinking about it.
And discussing the night with friends.
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- Part 2 of Cybertroninan Vestigial Traits
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In the battle against Kaguya, Naruto's Harem no Jutsu fails spectacularly.
All hope seems to be lost.
Until Sakura meets the Sage of Six Path, who gives her the chance to go back in time and fix everything.
He just didn't mention that the body she would end up in would be male, and, more to the point, already meant to have an occupant.
It is only through dumb luck that she didn't kill her most precious soul-brother.
She will hold a grudge for that. She will.
But in the meantime she has brand new siblings (she always wanted siblings) to see raised well, safe and happy.
Oh, and also a world to save.
But that will keep.Or: Sakurama becomes the Inner/in-built twin to one of the -ama brothers. She has always been intense and possessive, and at least her new siblings welcome that.
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Myth-Bats by CatChan, chibi_nightowl
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Titans (Comics), Under the Red Hood
16 Jul 2020
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The Bats take on the Mythbusters. Why? Because somethings are just too cool not to try in your spare time and with your family.
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Rest Forever Here In Our Hearts by CatChan
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Under the Red Hood
07 Mar 2018
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They died.
They died and They are not coming back.Now only time can try and soften up the pain of Their absence.
Maybe.
Eventually.
But sometimes the guilt just won't go.The stories of a (Bat)family with a person-shaped hole in it.
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Cats, Birds, Bats... And freaking interdimentional travels! by CatChan
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
26 Nov 2017
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On the menu for this series...
A Catlad AU,
Some Porn,
Some interdenominational travels,
Eventually a Marvel crossover.
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I Come Not to Praise Caesar by DesdemonaKaylose, jabberish
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
16 Oct 2022
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Optimus Prime drives Jazz insane by refusing to die. Jazz drives Optimus Prime insane by refusing to explain whether he sleeps in a maintenance duct or not.
They become best friends.
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- English
- Words:
- 39,339
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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Bookmarked by CatChan
28 Oct 2025
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Xenoethnography by Therrae (Dasha_mte)
Fandom: The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers Bumblebee, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015)
19 Jun 2022
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Bookmarked by CatChan
25 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Transformer fusion: guest starring an ethnographer who ends up explaining human stuff to robots, and then the reverse.
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Nor Is He Early by ObliqueVion
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
27 Aug 2025
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A Prime is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to… give or take that one small paracausal nudge.
Or, that time the Matrix got impatient and stole a truck...
It's only going to get more and more hazardous to binge all of this:
✔️ Optimus Prime being iconically wholesome
✔️ Cybertron being an exotic mechanical wonderland
✔️ Mystery, adventure, and intrigue
✔️ Not so much a slow burn as a long fuse
❌ Civil warSeries
- Part 1 of Nor is He Early and Adjacent Stories
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Bookmarked by CatChan
18 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Optimus Prime gets the Matrix of leadership before Cybertron crosses the point of no-return.
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Sideswipe's Secret Vacation Spot by BalloonArcade
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
20 Apr 2024
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Jazz once started a rumor that Sunstreaker is so vain, cold-sparked, and self-involved that he turned on Megatron himself simply to gain access to the Autobot’s superior washracks.
That rumor spread as designed, like a wildfire through the Autobot ranks, to protect Sunstreaker and his twin, veiling their true origin from the Autobot rank and file in misdirection and need-to-know secrecy.
The truth is, the cascade of events leading to Sunstreaker’s betrayal of his deep connection to Megatron all started when Decepticon Sideswipe realized something: being an Autobot prisoner made for a fun and relaxing vacation opportunity.
Bookmarked by CatChan
29 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Sideswipe is the only real person person to Sun streaker, and I love it!!!
(But the luxury washracks are still a very convincing argument for deflecting to the autobots...) -
No Mistakes by Blue10spades
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies), Transformers Generation One, Transformers (Bay Movies)
09 Mar 2016
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No one questioned the imprint process. An imprint was your soulmate; the person that the ancient ones chose specifically for you. There were no mistakes. But when Leah imprints on not one- but two sports cars— a lot of questions are raised.