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    Clark calls it ‘teambuilding.’ Bruce calls it a ‘waste of time.’

    Bruce is expecting ‘Most people saved’, ‘Most popular hero’, ‘Best costume design’, etcetera, etcetera, other standard-type awards, official sounding ones with corresponding gilded trophies, the kind handed over after large disasters requiring large amounts of aid. He reclines in his chair, fully expecting to be disappointed.

    Which is why Bruce is not expecting the words, ‘Best Thirst-trapper’ to show up on the screen.

    The Justice League holds a mock-awards night. As expected, everyone goes insane about it.

     

    Based on Alpharad’s youtube video I Hosted an Awards Show for Friends who don't deserve any

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    01 Aug 2025

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    [SYSTEM ACTIVATION SUCCESSFUL! WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF {Dark Knights of Gotham}. BOUND CHARACTER: {Timothy Drake | Robin III} LOADED. STARTING R-POINTS: 100.]

    Tim wakes up as a hated minor villain in Dark Knights of Gotham, the chart-topping, famously trashy webnovel he never bothered to read.

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    01 Aug 2025

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    In hindsight, Dick shouldn’t have begun impersonating Bruce for Justice League meetings.

    Yes, Bruce had given Dick permission to go in his place as a proxy, but really, it was his fault for assuming that Dick was going to attend as Nightwing. But then Jason found out, and then Tim joined in, then Steph, Cass and Damian, but hell, what else was he supposed to do? Leave them out of the most elaborate hoax in Robin history?

    At first it was hilarious, one-upping the core members of the JL, but it’s been years and they’re all in too deep now.

    Or; a Batfamily reveal fic with a twist

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    01 Aug 2025

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    In a world where soulmates are represented by animal familiars, Clark wonders if his soulmate is a cat. A literal domesticated feline animal that one could get from the pet store and not just a person with some cat-like personality traits. There’s no other explanation as to why his familiar acts like every single asshole cat meme to ever exist.
    On the off chance his soulmate is a real human being, well… He would never tell his mother this, she raised him too well, but sometimes Clark wishes his soulmate’s familiar was making him feel just as miserable.
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    Bruce peels his eyes away from the monitors to look down at the menace on his lap and barely contains a look of disgust. Big blue eyes stare up at him as he rests his chin on Bruce’s thigh, and as their eyes meet, the pathetic, whimpering little whines are replaced by excited huffs, the clickity clack of dancing paws on concrete, and the rhythmic thumping of his tail hitting the leg of the table.
    Why does it have to be so needy and cuddly all the time?

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    25 Jul 2025

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    “So Bruce’s longtime best friend had suddenly decided to start eye-fucking him at random. So what? Bruce was used to being the object of this kind of attention. It didn’t bother him.

    It was—should have been fine. The issue was that it was Clark, and Bruce had enough trouble remaining rational about him at the best of times.”

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    Bruce and Clark go from friends to lovers the long, long, long way round. Featuring a number of revelations, a well-meaning but nosy son (Dick) and, most prominently, two adult men being completely and utterly useless.

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    24 Jul 2025