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It's Inadvisable to Attempt to Fight Any God as Any Mortal by JustAnotherMutantKid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Apr 2024
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The moment X was notified that 3 of his people had gone through corrupted respawns, he began to check over his safeguards, quickly finding that things weren’t as he left them. Stuff had mutated rapidly since his last full-code check week ago, and few files he’d made were working properly. He’d assumed the problems were from an external attack when they started, something sent into his files from outside, and had been working to counter that over the last week. But this didn’t seem consistent with any sort of malware he remembered researching. It looked just like normal code degradation, except it was changing things much more rapidly.
It was probably just some phase in the code that would work itself out in a couple weeks. For now, he’d just have to do more regular maintenance and stay on top of things. Which meant spending a lot more of his time working with code instead of working on other projects or spending time with the Hermits… And it was times like this he wished he could just replace the broken files with older versions of themselves. But no, that would create problems between the world and the outdated code, and he’d just break more stuff that way…
AKA- An X overworking fic but with a high-stakes twist
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- Part 1 of M's Season 10 Hermitcraft Fics
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So, I choke on the sun (and the days blur into one) by Ilex_Sparrow
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
16 Dec 2024
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(title from Welcome Home, Son by Radical Face)
When a new virus appears on the server, Xisuma simply does his job as admin. I mean, maybe he could have taken a break every once in a while, but people count on him!
(Or, Xisuma gets overworked, and the rest of the hermits have something to say about it.)
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The Sun Swings East by kj_feybarn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 May 2020
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Over and over, Obi-Wan woke up and wished he hadn't.
Palpatine wouldn't stop until Obi-Wan had Fallen, wouldn't stop until Obi-Wan gave Palpatine a shattered galaxy in payment for his release.
He couldn't save himself, Obi-Wan had come to terms with that.
What he hadn't realized was that didn't mean there was no way to be saved.
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Doc is a hybrid of what one might say are too many species - So much so, that he needs a separate chip in his brain to keep them organized, otherwise his head might just... implode.
It's a perfect system until his implant's power core suddenly vanishes and the whole server is thrown into chaos searching for it.
They look far and wide, from the scorching acres of the Nether to the empty depths of the Void, until Xisuma abruptly disappears, all the while the redstoners try to build him a replacement and Cleo and Scar desperately try to take care of him without hurting his ego - why, who could have been the source of such a disaster?
Well, there's only one man like that on Hermitcraft.
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“You need to come with us.”
“Then you’re also coming.”
“Everyone else needs to go first.”
“I’m not going anywhere without you, stupid.”---
The Moon falls. The Hermits have to rebuild after the ordeals of season 8, but none moreso than Xisuma and Evil X. Xisuma deals with his perceived failures as Hermitcraft's protector. Evil X finds himself forced to stay among the Hermits. Both have trauma after their mind control.Series
- Part 1 of cosmology
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He learns not everyone can be trusted. Not everyone is his friend.
Bee loses his voice. He loses everything. -
To Step on a Bee by Cass_Phoenix
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
30 Dec 2024
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In an attempt to avoid a trap laid by Decepticon forces, Bumblebee accidentally triggers an incident in the groundbridge, where he's the only victim.
At least, that's what it seems like. But some things may not be as accidental as they first appear.
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Failure of the Council by Detroit_become_Merlin for BunnyoftheDarknessVoid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
23 Oct 2024
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Xisuma starts getting an odd glitch to his helmet one day after an upgrade from th Admin Council.
It's debilitating to realise that he couldn't do anything about it.
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- Part 16 of Whumptober 2024
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Never Make a Contingency Plan Based on an Assumption by ImagineThat0327
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
22 Oct 2024
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Xisuma thought he’d made sure to have a contingency plan for if he ever lost or broke his primary helmet. He’d thought it was fool proof. As it turns out, it is not fool-proof, and Xisuma needs to rethink his strategy for having a vital piece of equipment on hand at any given time, especially on his own chaos server.
OR, Xisuma breaks his helmet and gets stuck in a death loop
Whumptober prompt #22: Glass Shard
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- Part 12 of ImagineThat's Whumptober 2023
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Day 30 - Manhandled, Hair Grabbing by Huntress8611
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP
30 Oct 2022
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Evil Xisuma doesn’t like what Xisuma has to tell him when he asks for a status report on derpcoin and the Evil Empire, and Xisuma suffers for it.
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- Part 30 of Whumptober 2022
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Xisuma hated new servers. That's why, he rationalised, when his communicator sprung to life in the early morning of his rest day, Xisuma had left it behind. That’s why, Xisuma justified, he hadn’t realised what had gone wrong until much later.
One of his hermits was hurt.
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or: x misses a glitch and bdubs finds it first
or or: x makes a few mistakes and hates himself for it
[title from a wistful waltz by teddy hyde]
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The blue axolotl drifted through its sea grass, resting in the fronds. A ray of light glinted off of its iridescent surface. This one had bright orange fins waving against its head. It looked vibrant - clean skin, healthy fins, lots of motion.
It looked nothing like Xisuma.
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can we free X from the evil X manipulation now? In this fic, andything can hadplen.
aka Boatem crew goes Full Protection mode on their Admin. Evilex is evil, and the Empire is...well. You'll have to wait and see. -
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"Scar choked down a sob. He was going to die here, no matter what happened. It was inevitable."
Or a group of hybrid hunter terrorists decide Hermitcraft is a perfect target, and learn the hard way that it's not.
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A hand landed on his shoulder and gently guided him away from the chest. "Philza. Sick means rest. Even for someone as strong as you." "I'm fine Pete. It's just my throat." "It won't stay like that if you keep stressing your body. Coughs are usually only the beginning. Why don't you just take today off and sleep it out? You managed to make a proper nest yesterday with the extra blankets and second bed Technoblade bought, so just go and enjoy it a bit longer."
Phil knew he should rest, that he should follow that advice and just hide away in his nest by the fireplace and sleep it out. He rarely ever gets sick, but the few times he does the sickness fully hits him without mercy. Which is rather cruel of his body, if you ask him. He’d rather be like Techno, who walks off sickness like it’s an inconvenience, not something that was actually bothering him, let alone force him to have a break.
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Phil is the first one out of the three Antarctic residents that gets sick. Stubborn as he is, he keeps working until his body didn't cooperate anymore.
Now his friends have to take care of him, while also having a talk about their still building trust.
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- Part 2 of Antarctic Empire Stories
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It's a well-known fact that a human can survive the most horrific things through sheer will and determination. The human body is designed to fight, to survive, to withstand anything that might harm it, even when faced with pain beyond imagination.
Despite everything, the soul endures.
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med bay diaries by hellowkatey
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
16 Jan 2024
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A subseries of my whumptober content that focuses on more medically accurate representations of wartime injuries and a closer look at the life of GAR clone medics. Featuring Clone Medic Kix, Clone Medic OC Arty of the 212th, and lots of whump and angst along the way.
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Just Kiss Already by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
14 Jun 2025
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Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better! The hotel is rebuilt, bigger and better than ever, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.
But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to fully protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.
Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.
In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.
And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...
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Lucifer clicks his tongue. Healing had been easier before fallen was affixed to the front of his angelic title. The further he is from Heaven, the further he is from the little luxuries it offers—but the blood in his veins is still one and the same.
Or: Lucifer finds Alastor after the fight.
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- Part 1 of an acquired heart
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“What do you want?”
“Just a conversation, Husker. Isn’t that what I said?”
“You say a lot of shit.”
Alastor is silent for a moment. Husk shuts his eyes briefly, still not facing him. Fuck. He’s overplayed his hand.
Or: After Lucifer leaves, Alastor and Husk come to an understanding.
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Alastor, Altruist, Saved By His Friends by KP100
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Feb 2024
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Yes, death was a close friend to Alastor, one he had known for well over a century at this point and transcending his own death itself. He had met it in dark alleyways, valleys in well forgotten and overgrown properties, muggy swamps and quiet hunting grounds, and now… now he had brushed hands with it on a battle ground. Yes, Alastor had narrowly avoided this fateful friend thanks to his own strength that had dwindled away after his retreat. It was honestly a miracle he had managed to even pull himself up to his radio station to stitch himself together with trembling hands. Should he get someone else to help with this? Most likely, yes, but that would mean allowing someone to see him in such a sorry (pathetic) state. Even a friend, (did he even have any of those?) he didn’t- couldn't appear weak. Weakness was death.
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- Part 1 of A Piece of Heaven