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New to treasure-hunting, Stede enlists veteran treasure-hunter Blackbeard on a voyage to find the jackpot of a lifetime on an uncharted island. Once there, they find a fantastical island teeming with unexpected flora and fauna.
Will they succeed at finding their quarry? Will Ed find a way to shed his Blackbeard persona? And what is that giant pitcher plant doing walking around? One thing's for certain, this adventure will change their lives forever!
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Jeffrey sits atop a boulder in the beachgrass and feels the warm evening breeze tickle the back of his neck and caress his face. He closes his eyes and breathes deep, filling his lungs with fresh salty air, expelling all of the days’ worries out with the exhale. He’s just about to hoist himself up to turn back to his cottage for the night when he sees it---
There’s a dark shape in the water. Jeffrey stills and watches the waves bring it closer. It looks almost like a boat, he thinks, but it’s hard to tell in the low light. There’s something lumpy in the middle, and he can’t make out any oars.
__________Jeffrey meets a handsome stranger, who quite literally floats into his arms!
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Prompt: Welcome to the rideshare world, where Ed is a werewolf. When he finds himself left to clean up a mess, it’s only the slightly stoned stranger who can help. Ivan and Fang is there, too, texting the crew everything.
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A fun, short slice of what I'm imagining could be a much bigger story <3
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Welcome to the knitting world, where Stede is tranquil. When he finds himself embarrassed, it's only the confused stranger who can keep disaster from happening. Mary Read is there, too, monitoring the situation.
It's short and silly <3
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“Birds are business now, huh?” Ed mutters to Izzy while Frenchie checks them off his registration list.
“You of all people should know they are,” Izzy harrumphs. “C’mon.”
They stash their gear on the truck, save for small daypacks and binoculars, and camera bags for Ivan and Fang. Ed feels eyes on him again and hears hushed voices coming from the cab of the truck, but elects to ignore them, walking away. He’s got birds to see.
And a Golden-capped Babe to hunt down later, too.
____________________________Ed's broken the world record for most bird species seen in 365 days with time to spare, but he's exhausted and the achievement feels hollow. On his search to find a final bird he's tried and failed to find before, he might just encounter something---or someone---who makes it all worth it. What will happen in these final three days of the year?
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Podfuckery 2024 by 1happydaiz, adhduck, Baby_kraken, bizarrelittlemew, caribbeancrocs, cheesecake3, ClaireGregory, cochineal, darcylindbergh, Deanbird, depressionrobe, elky, emi_rose, fullofhope137, Gemagination, ghostalservice, happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Judysoranges, Kninjaknitter, littlefingies, LoopyDangerFrog, LyndziM, nomadsland, offsammich, Permanent_Ink, petrichorca, PilotPiratePods, SD_Ryan, shipmates, smallestchurch, Tipsy_Kitty, tragicallynerdy, veeagainst, with (Tipsy_Kitty), xoxoemynn, YellowMustard, yerbamansa, Yourgentlemanpirate
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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It's a PODFUCKERY!
a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!
A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!
Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!
Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!
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Stede Bonnet is a magician physician that yearns to help people suffering from the ill effects of magic. Edward Teach is a man cursed with a dick for a tongue seeking a cure. That's it, that's the fic, it's as weird as it sounds.
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- Part 10 of Twitfics/Skyfics
Bookmarked by Deanbird
14 Aug 2025
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These Broken Wings by MerryFinches, Temporal_discounting
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Aug 2025
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Ed “Blackbeard” Teach is a champion dragon racer. Following an accident, Ed and his beloved dragon Queen Anne seek refuge in a dragon sanctuary.
As Queen Anne heals and learns to fly again, Ed figures out how to live a life beyond Blackbeard. Ideally, a life spent by the side of the eccentric and beguiling owner of the sanctuary…
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Bookmarked by Deanbird
11 Aug 2025
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On a quiet stretch between raids, Ed and Stede explore the contents of the auxiliary wardrobe together.
When Stede finds himself with a "gentleman's predicament", Ed finally finds the courage to close the distance between them.
That's correct, folks — this is co-captains era smut in the year of our lord 2025.
Bookmarked by Deanbird
01 Aug 2025
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“That’s…you’re fucking with me,” Ed insists, completely shell-shocked. “That’s not the end.”
“It is,” Stede murmurs apologetically.
“That…that can’t be the end.”
“I’m sorry, Ed,” Stede says, and he really does sound sorry, which only solidifies the cold, leaden feeling in Ed’s gut. “That’s all there is. That’s the end.”
(OR: Stede tells Ed a bedtime story. Ed doesn't cope well with things ending before they're supposed to. A bittersweet final farewell to our hopes of a season 3, and a hopeful message to artists and storytellers in need of a pick-me-up. Love you xx)
Bookmarked by Deanbird
18 Jun 2025
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old gods and koroks by foxtails, mossgroves, y2jenn (self_induljennt)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Apr 2025
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He ducks under the ridge of the skull, unclips his bow, slips an arrow into the housing, and creeps around until he has a decent view of the trail. The stranger has slowed, staring up at the leviathan as they approach, hands on their hips. Ed steps out into view, raises his bow, and pauses.
The stranger, as unknown as he currently is, is cute.
Hylian, most likely. A little shorter than Ed, but broad looking under his tunic and cloak, pack sticking up over the top of his head, and visibly stuffed with god-knows-what. There’s a physical map sticking out from one of his pockets, and leaves in his hair, and he’s clearly not been gifted with powers of observance, because Ed’s been aiming a bow at him for the best part of two minutes, and he still hasn’t noticed.
And then, all at once, his gaze drops, and his eyes widen, and he all but screams.
“I’M FRIENDLY!”
or: what if Ed and Stede just happened to be citizens in the Kingdom of Hyrule? And what if they had a serendipitous meet cute at the Great Eldin Skeleton and then fell in love? Suspend your disbelief, because this is that fic.
Bookmarked by Deanbird
08 Apr 2025