Female_Death
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (23)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (22)
- Video Blogging RPF (22)
- Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (8)
- Good Omens (TV) (8)
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A quick swipe across the screen connects the call. “Hey Char char what –“ Lucifer starts but must pull the phone away from his ear as a loud feed back of static echoes out of the speaker.
Muffled screaming mixes into the static as the static fluctuates. “Lucifer!” A voice very much not Charlie’s cuts through the static. “Get you ass here now before someone dies!” The call goes dead as soon as those words grace the air.
Lucifer stares in shock at the call ended screen trying to get his mind to catch up to what just happened. That sounded just like Alastor who hated technology more than anything else in hell. That was Alastor using Charlie’s phone to call because Lucifer never picks up a call from anyone else.
Alastor was using Charlie’s phone and there was screaming behind all that static that bled through the call.
( Or suddenly there are 7 toddlers and two adult to deal with the chaos )
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- Part 1 of Toddlers Equal Chaos
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The residents of the hotel are currently toddlers and are unable to defend themselves. So, Alastor and Lucifer must keep a close eye on them. This proves difficult when the Vee’s kick down the door unexpectedly.
( This is an alternate chapter to Chapter 5 of Chaos Thy Name is Toddlers. This time the Vee’s get to stay, well most of them )
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- Part 2 of Toddlers Equal Chaos
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Angel comes home black out drunk.
Alastor takes pity on the poor demon but don't tell anyone because Alastor will deny it.
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Howling at the Blue Moon by Female_Death
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
07 Nov 2023
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Techno was taken from his pack at a young age. He doesn't remember any of them and knows they are most likely dead. He has grown up under the care of hunters and is used to hunt his own kind. He knows what he does is wrong but doesn't want any other werewolf to have to go through what has happened to him.
Can one annoying pup help out a tired wolf and save them?
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Siren Song by Female_Death
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
01 Oct 2023
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An unfortunate accident with a pod of merfolk ended the lives of their parents some cycles ago. They had also almost been killed because letting a siren pup survive only meant trouble later for merfolk.
Tommy and Wilbur are now doing everything they can to stay alive. Laying traps, luring in merfolk so they can have something to eat. Turns out that someone has taken an interest in the two pups.
The siren pups are soon going to find a new family.
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- Words:
- 28,392
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 32
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SBI Week 2022 by Female_Death
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Jul 2022
Summary
A collection of stories for SBI week 2022
Hosted by Chloe ( @mellohisunsets ) on twitter
- Words:
- 19,347
- Works:
- 5
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- 1
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Phoenix Tommy Finds a Family by Female_Death
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Jun 2022
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Tommy is far to young to be on his own. Add in the fact he is a Phoenix and his feathers sell for a lot, he is hunted down at every turn.
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- 5,590
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 9
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Lets Go Big Man by Female_Death
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 May 2022
Summary
Tommy and Tubbo get into trouble. Sometimes together, sometimes with others. Not all stories are linked or in the same universe. Now with added Ranboo because we all love him.
Each story has at least one of the three as the main character. Normally the stories have at least two if not all of them in it. They are just fun to write.
- Words:
- 83,338
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 19
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Fragmented Coven by Female_Death
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 May 2022
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A vampire AU with the SBI + Tubbo and Ranboo
- Words:
- 34,008
- Works:
- 2
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- 25
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
22 Jul 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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- English
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- 10/13
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Bookmarked by HellMimic (Female_Death)
13 Jun 2025
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“Have you ever considered working as an au pair?” Wilbur asked.
Techno frowned, once again thrown off by the vampire’s archaic choice of words. “You mean, going to live with a coven?”
“As our permanent, exclusive food source, yes.”
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Techno is a human who needs a place to live. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy are vampires who need blood to survive. Two problems are fixed with a single solution.
Though perhaps Techno should have thought twice about the consequences of entangling his life with three powerful immortals.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 90,590
- Chapters:
- 17/?
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- 2
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Bookmarked by Female_Death
17 Apr 2025
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Vox is a TV host who is used to greedily absorbing the attention of everyone around him. When tricky fate throws him into the path of a radio host named Alastor, he finds himself in a state he's never been in before. He knows he's being manipulated, but every time the man calls out to him, he finds himself at his doorstep. Things get even more complicated when a serial killer shows up in the state, eliminating Vox's coworkers one by one.
This is a story about an unhealthy relationship where one is a psychopathic and cannibalistic serial killer who out of pure curiosity manipulates the feelings of the other, who is morbidly obsessed with him.
Bookmarked by HellMimic (Female_Death)
06 Jun 2024
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Yet he can breathe. Under water. The mere thought short circuits Tommy’s brain.
There’s another coo, so soothing and gentle that it brings Tommy back to the present quickly. Like it were softly calling his attention, like a parent or something, but Tommy isn’t sure how he knows that.
Still, he tries to speak. Just because he can apparently breathe underwater, doesn’t mean he isn’t scared out of his fucking mind.
What’s going on? He wants to ask. What happened? But all that comes out is a series of weird chirping sounds, getting higher and louder and more frantic as Tommy begins to panic again.
Or, you don't take potions from giant alien mermaids you've only known for like 3 months.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,509
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 5
- Comments:
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- 300
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Bookmarked by Female_Death
25 Jan 2024
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Children of the Stars by Aria_Cinabun
Fandom: Dream SMP, DreamSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origin SMP, Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF
27 Jan 2023
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In which Tommy Innes, son of Sam Innes, Avian extraordinaire, meets up with old friends (all of whom are traumatized) and drags his new family and friends through a galaxy of problems (okay, maybe HIS galaxy of problems, because he refuses to tell anyone anything unless his tooth is being yanked out) because of some Avian named Chroma that really really wants child soldiers.
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in which everything goes dastardly wrong in my attempt at an origin-smp based science fiction fic
- Words:
- 362,325
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 594
Bookmarked by Female_Death
05 Jan 2024