IDontEatHumanFlesh
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Unholy Offspring by IDontEatHumanFlesh
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), How to Train Your Dragon (2025)
09 Jul 2025
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You are to kill The Night Fury.
A̶n̶d̶ y̶o̶u̶ a̶r̶e̶ n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ t̶o̶ b̶e̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ i̶t̶.
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Kleptoparasitism by IDontEatHumanFlesh
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
23 Jun 2025
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There's no gift like finding out that your son isn't actually your own.
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Snotlout is Berk's unofficial pride, practically the heir and more than sure of what he wants his life to be! Well, he was. Trapped, in the body of a Night Fury no less, Snotlout learns that there is far more to dragons than anyone had thought. Meanwhile, Hiccup ends up befriending lightning and death, twice. He'll fix the problem he made, free his friend, and find his cousin, no matter the cost.
(or, Snotlout becomes a Night Fury and Hiccup discovers what it's like to have friends)
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5 times the underground realized sans is human and the 1 time they realized he never was.
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In the world I built, for you by IDontEatHumanFlesh
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
11 Jun 2025
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(Title from: KinitoPET.)
Introducing the new RK800! Comes with: (redacted), (redacted), and realistic human mimicry! With a repeated memory upload to ensure no corruption occurs, and a greater i̶n̶c̶l̶i̶n̶e̶ defense against deviation, buy one today for---!
By owning a Cyberlife android or using any projects, you agree to letting the RK800 into your home, Cyberlife is not responsible for any damages to you, your android, or others found in your home.
Latest Chapter: Interrogation
(or. Average D:BH rewrite focusing on Connor except all the concept art has been personally violated.)
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The ideal Viking (Changeling Snotlout au) by IDontEatHumanFlesh
Fandom: DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
23 Jun 2025
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Superfecundation - when two twins have different parents.
Kleptoparasitism - parasitism where food is stolen intentionally- Words:
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Untitled Trans Snotlout Series by IDontEatHumanFlesh
Fandom: DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
02 Jun 2025
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Metathesiophobia (Night Fury Snotlout Au) by IDontEatHumanFlesh
Fandom: DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
14 Jun 2025
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Snotlout and his adventures in dragon politics!
Current wip: First movie
Metathesiophobia - a fear of change
Eremophobia - fear of being alone and/or forgotten and/ of oneself
Automatism - the avoidance of conscious intention in producing works of art, especially by using mechanical techniques or subconscious associations.
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A Hive fueled by Venom ("runaway" Snotlout au) by IDontEatHumanFlesh
Fandom: DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
04 May 2025
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Technically named Venom-Hive (which sounds more like something out of Hollow Knight, hense the reason it is unused here), this AU centers around Snotlout effectively being a thrall to one Grimmel t̶h̶e̶ G̶r̶i̶s̶l̶y̶ the light-bringer. Don't worry, it only gets worse from here.
Mithridatism - the practice of protecting oneself against a poison by gradually self-administering non-lethal amounts.
Automatism - the avoidance of conscious intention in producing works of art, especially by using mechanical techniques or subconscious associations.
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