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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- No Romantic Relationship(s)
- They are all a wonderful platonic family and we love that for them
- theyre a chaotic family who love each other very much
- impulseSV & Tango Tek & Zedaph (Video Blogging RPF)
- They’re all one big family
- and team zit are best friends
- They are a family your honour
- Oliver Brotherhood & Charles | Grian & Viktor | Iskall85
- Natalie Arnold & Viktor | Iskall85
- Etho & Daniel M. | VintageBeef
- Though to be honest
- the way I wrote Beef and Etho is kinda shippy
- I headcanon them as a queerplatonic relationship
- but if you want to think of them as just friends
- or as a romantic couple
- that works - Relationship
- They are the best of families I will die on this hill
- Cubfan135 & GoodTimesWithScar (Video Blogging RPF)
- they are all a family your honour
- we stan the hermits as a family dammit
- FalseSymmetry & Xisumavoid
- we are here for that good found family content dammit
- Zedaph and Evil Xisuma
- platonic familial relationships only in this house
- iJevin & Hypnotizd
- iJevin & Welsknight Gaming
- only some good ol’ found family
- Rendog & Docm77
- Rendog & Xisumavoid
- Rendog & Grian
- We stan one (1) chaotic loving family
- Mumbo Jumbo & Grian & Iskall85
- Mumbo Jumbo & Xisumavoid
- but i write Beef and Etho as a very affectionate QPR
- so if you want to think of them as a couple that’s cool
- EthosLab & Daniel M. | VintageBeef
- The NHO - Relationship
- VintageBeef & EthosLab & Docm77 & BdoubleO100
- found family squad give a shout out
- Found family feels only
- Joe Hills & ZombieCleo
- Joe Hills & Xisumavoid
- Joe Hills & Keralis
- found family wheeeeeee!
- tasty tasty found family yummy
- Hypnotizd & Jevin | iJevin
- xBCrafted & Hypnotizd
- found family? In this economy? It’s more likely then you think
- found family owns my soul
- impulseSV & Kris | ZedaphPlays & Thomas | TangoTek
- Found family you are my only hope in this cruel world
- A family that is found if you will
- Charles | Grian & Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
- Cubfan135 & Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
- John Booko & Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
- can i offer you a found family in these trying times
- Evil Xisuma & Zedaph
- impulseSV & Kris | ZedaphPlays & TangoTek
- found family my beloved - Relationship
- Charles | Grian & Pearl | PearlescentMoon
- Charles | Grian & Everyone
- Smells like found family to me
- TinFoilChef & Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF)
- Biffa & Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF)
- the most found a family could be
- Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF) & Everyone
- Xisumavoid & Keralis
- Xisumavoid & Evil Xisumavoid
- A family that is found
- Charles | Grian
- Ethoslab
- impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF)
- Steffen Mössner | Docm77
- John | BdoubleO100
- GoodTimesWithScar
- Xisumavoid (mentioned)
- xBCrafted (Video Blogging RPF)
- Rendog (Video Blogging RPF)
- Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF)
- Mumbo Jumbo
- Viktor | Iskall85
- A lot more people are there but only for a bit in the group chat so I’m not gonna tag them
- Tango Tek (Video Blogging RPF)
- Zedaph (Video Blogging RPF)
- A lot of others are there for a bit
- So I’m not tagging them
- Cubfan135 (Video Blogging RPF)
- FalseSymmetry (Video Blogging RPF)
- Oliver Brotherhood
- Stressmonster101
- Natalie Arnold
- Original Male Character(s)
- Etho
- Daniel M. | VintageBeef
- Background & Cameo Characters
- Arek Lisowski | Keralis
- Evil Xisumavoid
- Evil X
- Joe Hills
- a lot of other hermits get mentioned and show up throughout
- Welsknight Gaming
- ZombieCleo
- Rendog
- Evil Xisuma
- Jevin | iJevin
- Hypnotizd
- a few other assorted background hermits
- Steffen Mössner
- Docm77
- Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
- EthosLab (Vlogging RPF)
- John Booko
- Alex Edgar | PauseUnpause
- Hermitcraft Ensemble
- Everyone else sort of shows up as well
- Welsknight (Video Blogging RPF)
- Kris | ZedaphPlays
- ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF)
- Arek Lisowski
- Katy | FalseSymmetry
- Stress (Video Blogging RPF)
- Hypnotizd (Video Blogging RPF)
- other smaller character in the background
- TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF)
- BdoubleO100
- Joe Booko
- Pungence
- EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF)
- GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF)
- literally everyone shows up - Character
- literally everyone
- Pearl | PearlescentMoon
- TinFoilChef (Video Blogging RPF)
- a lot of people are mentioned - Character
- Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft)
- Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo
- Joe Hills | joehillssays
- Natalie Arnold | StressMonster101
- John Booko | BdoubleO100
- Vladimir Subbotin | ZloyXP
- Jonny | Pixlriffs (Video Blogging RPF)
- Biffa (Video Blogging RPF)
- Hurt/Comfort
- Panic Attacks
- Claustrophobia
- Self-Harm
- he hurts himself during the panic attack
- xB is my fav and there is not enough content for him
- so i decided to just make what i wanted myself
- I really saw the prison video and thought about how to make it angstier
- and then i did
- is this not the best written
- yes - Freeform
- do i care because i wrote this to cope with the stress of finals
- Also yes
- no beta we die like Ren in the raid he caused
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Violence
- Injury
- no blood though
- since it’s his metal arm that’s injured
- Major Character Injury
- Self Confidence Issues
- no beta we die like Scar to a panda
- Non-Sexual Safe Word Use
- They/Them pronouns for Iskall
- it’s barely brought up but they’re enby
- also X is a void walker
- again its barely brought up though
- Found Family
- Doc and Bdubs are best friends who hate each other change my mind
- Hermits as a family
- Tango is really going through it in this one
- Overworking
- Exhaustion
- its not super graphic
- like he’s not cutting or anything
- but he is still self harming
- because he’s not taking care of himself
- and he also does something to physically hurt himself
- So be warned
- Dissociation
- Self-Esteem Issues
- a Touch of imposter syndrome
- because I’m projecting
- Hugs
- Platonic Cuddling
- let the homies cuddle he deserves it
- no beta we die like HEP in the turf war
- Dadsuma
- xisuma is such a dad in all my stories
- but i cant help it i love him
- Burn Out
- Team ZIT
- Ooh this one is a lot
- Sexual Harassment
- Attempted Rape/Non-Con
- Attempted Sexual Assault
- Attempted is the keyword here
- he definitely does not succeed god no
- don’t worry this garbage man gets what he deserves
- protective hermits
- Platonic Relationships
- Non-Consensual Touching
- the hermits beat the shit out of him its fine
- Enby iskall
- Hugging
- Crying
- not fully a panic attack but close enough that I’m tagging it anyways
- no beta we die like cowards
- Social Anxiety
- Burns
- Blindness
- Anxiety Attacks
- Platonic Male/Male Relationships
- they are best friends your honour
- yooo this is the first work in the series with no X
- feels bad I miss my dad
- Team Canada
- My headcanon for ethos mask
- is that he has really bad social anxiety
- thats why he wears it
- No beta we die like Jack Manifold crawling out of hell
- Team as Family
- Kidnapping
- Torture
- Electricity
- Electrocution
- Beating
- Blood
- Blood and Violence
- Platonic Kissing
- Rescue
- owww i really hurt Keralis in this one
- poor Papa K
- Xisuma is also going through it too
- Evil X is not a nice character in this
- He’s hurting too
- but he takes his suffering out on others
- I’m definitely going to explore more of X and Ex’s relationship
- just in a later fic
- no beta we die like Bdubs in the Boomers
- Threats of Violence
- Death Threats
- Nightmares
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Implied/Referenced Vomiting
- Sleep Deprivation
- Paranoia
- Hallucinations
- Implied/Referenced Drug Use
- Fainting
- Literal Sleeping Together
- i think that’s about everything
- a fanfic about sleep that’s not about Bdubs?
- im shocked too
- Cub is not having a good time with this
- No beta we die like the Button
- Implied/Referenced Mind Control
- Give Cub some love y’all he’s under appreciated af
- Bullying
- Implied/Referenced Suicide
- suicide baiting
- Insecurity
- Self-Worth Issues
- Platonic Female/Male Relationships
- eyyy I’m finally writing one of the women
- there is a thinly veiled metaphor in here
- about sending hate on the internet
- if you really squint I guess - Freeform
- poor false
- i am about to square up to defend her honour
- no beta we die like grumbot’s grip on reality
- Intrusive Thoughts
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Mental Health Issues
- Sympathetic Evil X
- Redemption arc for Ex pog!
- this on is a bit more of a character study then the others
- it’s more dialogue heavy and focuses on Zed and Ex
- still I’m glad to be posting it
- Body Image
- Body Dysmorphic Disorder
- Self-Hatred
- Hypno and Jevin have such an underrated friendship send tweets
- i would die for these two
- No beta we die like HCBBS
- Also if you know where the song title comes from
- you have good taste in music lol
- Sensory Overload
- Pain
- Self-Doubt
- internalized ableism
- Disabled Character
- Disability
- No beta we die like Cleo and Beef from Scar’s fireworks
- this is based on my experiences with stuff
- so because of that
- Neurodiversity
- because i’m neurodivergent and that’s my reference point
- Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria
- Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
- Guilt
- Winged Charles | Grian
- Non-Binary Iskall85
- Parent Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF)
- Hypothermia
- Frostbite
- Near Death Experiences
- Flashbacks
- press F to pay respects to Beef
- no beta we die like Grumbot’s sanity
- Permadeath AU
- Mental Instability
- but in a very specific way ill explain
- Abandonment
- Abandonment Issues
- Anger
- Blood and Injury
- but not fatally
- Mental Breakdown
- Backstory time for Ex my beloved
- Male-Female Friendship
- Oof i’m sorry for this one guys
- Forgiveness
- guess who’s back?
- back again?
- May is back!
- no beta we die like me getting the virus
- jk jk
- Hermitgals
- Also just throwing in here that this takes place in Season Seven
- Loneliness
- no beta we die like the 3rd lifers
- also this takes place season seven
- Depression
- Suicide Attempt
- Sort Of
- it’s a bit hard to explain
- Sickfic
- Sick Character
- Fever
- Coughing
- Fluff
- SO MUCH FLUFF
- they’re all so wholesome it’s great
- Nonbinary Viktor | Iskall85
- They/Them Pronouns for Viktor | Iskall85
- Tired Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF)
- no beta we die like Scar and Grian to the boatem hole
- yay we finally have a sickfic we finally did the thing!
- takes place in season seven
- Miscommunication
- Explosions
- Backstory
- Secrets
- Angst
- So much angst
- there is also fluff but dear god is this one a lot
- Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF) & Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft) are Brothers
- Voidwalker Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF)
- Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft) - Freeform
- So many tags
- if you can’t tell by the character list
- I have been waiting on this one for a while
- no beta we die like (SPOILER ALERT FOR LAST LIFE)
- Also this takes place in season seven
- Team ZIT (Hermitcraft)
- Human Trafficking
- Body Horror
- Abduction
- Starvation
- Trauma
- no beta we die like (SPOILER FOR DREAM SMP)
- Hermitcraft Season 7
- yes gem is there but it’s season seven
- makes more sense if you read
- Disabled Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
- Discrimination
- Implied/Referenced Animal Death
- Canon Disabled Character
- Harm to Animals
- Kind Of
- better said then sorry
- no beta we die like the ritual sacrifices
- Ableism
- Violent Thoughts
- not canon to season eight
- no beta we die like ranboo
- Explicit Language
- because Ex swears like a sailor
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Touch-Starved
- Past Child Abuse
- Medicinal Drug Use
- Non-Consensual Drug Use
- Minor Character Death
- Delusions
- Unreliable Narrator
- Fluff and Angst
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Charles | Grian and Pearl | PearlescentMoon are Siblings
- No beta we die like Scar in the first ep of s9
- Less angsty then the description
- Also kind of
- Hurt No Comfort
- more like
- Hurt/Contemplation
- Physical Disability
- Advice
- TinFoilChef is the Best
- no beta we die like scar pranking cub
- Men Crying
- Friendship
- Hopeful Ending
- Goodbyes
- Asphyxiation
- Xisumavoid Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF)
- and he gets one dammit
- no beta we die like me writing this at 3 am
- Will update tags as they are needed and things are posted
- Gender Identity
- Nonbinary Character
- Realization
- Nonbinary Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft)
- Evil Xisuma isn't Evil (Hermitcraft)
- Racism
- Fantastic Racism
- implied but still
- Boatem Crew (Hermitcraft)
- Hot Chocolate
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Panic
Summary
The Hermits have a code phrase. If spoken, this phrase acts as an emergency safe word, telling everyone to stop whatever they’re doing, because something is seriously wrong. Whether it’s from physical or emotional distress, all Hermits know that when someone uses the code, they need help from their chaotic, dysfunctional family.
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