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    Virgil quickly realizes the light sides had some kind of unspoken rule about touch. Which would be fine, if it didn't just apply to him.

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    20 Mar 2023

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    To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.

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    16 Feb 2023

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    Martin seems to hover for a second, as if expecting something from Jon. He waits a beat before realizing whatever he’s waiting for isn’t going to happen. “S-Sorry! I’ll let you get back to recording..!” He exclaims, frowning as he rushes to leave Jon’s office.

    “Martin,” Jon calls after him, causing the man to stop in the doorway.

    “Yes..?” Martin turns to look at him, eyes looking almost hopeful. The sight makes Jon oddly confused, but he isn’t really in the mood to question it, or entertain Martin’s antics.

    He nods to his door, “Make sure to close the door on your way out. And remember to knock next time.”

    (5 times martin made jon tea, and the 1 time jon made tea for him.)

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    05 Nov 2022

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    “I need you to marry Castiel.”

    They weren’t the words Dean expected to hear from his business partner’s mouth before their bakery-slash-chocolate shop opened for the day. He’d been quite happy being single—and who the fuck was Castiel, anyway?

    It turned out that Castiel was a Russian erotic novelist in need of a ticket to America, and Dean… well, Dean was a last resort.

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    31 Oct 2022

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    Cas stayed against the wall where Dean had shoved him. His arms hung at his sides, and he considered Dean with a steady gaze.

    Dean felt his heart thudding in his ears, and he cleared his throat. "What are you staring at me like that for?”

    Cas squinted slightly and his head slowly tilted, like he just needed to see Dean at a slightly different angle, and Dean’s body went hot and tense.

    “You want me to hurt you,” Cas said carefully, and Dean’s stomach dropped.

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    08 Aug 2022