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Evil X and Xisuma are identical twins, even down to the matching birthmark on their faces in the shape of an X.
And unfortunately, Evil X was sick of it.
Evil X got more sick of it when even when he was redeemed, the hermits couldn't seem to think of him as anything but an extension of Xisuma.
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Or-The five times a Hermit called Evil X Xisuma, and the one time someone got it right,
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22 Aug 2025
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Doc is a hybrid of what one might say are too many species - So much so, that he needs a separate chip in his brain to keep them organized, otherwise his head might just... implode.
It's a perfect system until his implant's power core suddenly vanishes and the whole server is thrown into chaos searching for it.
They look far and wide, from the scorching acres of the Nether to the empty depths of the Void, until Xisuma abruptly disappears, all the while the redstoners try to build him a replacement and Cleo and Scar desperately try to take care of him without hurting his ego - why, who could have been the source of such a disaster?
Well, there's only one man like that on Hermitcraft.
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26 Jul 2025
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Reactions and Receptions by RecluseRat
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
03 Jul 2022
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Dream and Technoblade have begun traditional piglin courting rituals. Now the rest of the SMP is learning about it and their fledgling relationship. How will they react?
This story's solely about the characters, not the creators. Don't like, don't read.
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- Part 2 of A Good Mate
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,183
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 302
- Kudos:
- 2,431
- Bookmarks:
- 186
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- 57,979
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06 Jun 2025
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Small Child why do you hide? by Crystal_Axolottol for All1nTheName5, writing_is_gone
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 Sep 2023
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Dream is a kid, that's his biggest secret. But what happens when his secret is no longer. Though he might gain a family.
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Dream is a kid, and Technoblade takes care of him
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,736
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 107
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- 958
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- 81
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- 31,478
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04 Jun 2025
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Scar is the King of Vex and visiting a kingdom he plans on overthrowing. In an attempt of peace, the other royal gives a ‘gift.’ An avian caught stealing bread from the local market.
Vex enjoy violence- everyone knows that- but Scar can’t just sit back and let this poor thief die.
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27 May 2025
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Grian's preening tool breaks, Scar offers to help, sexual tension ensues.
They dont fuck about it YET. If i have time ill write a sequel.
Update: I wrote the sequel (chapter 2)
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- Part 1 of This specific anon's fics <3
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,647
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 50
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- 656
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- 8,235
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07 May 2025
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...are meant to go awry, if just a little less. Damn Xisuma's pathetic, pitiful, abominable self-care.
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Ex visits his brother for both business and pleasure. It ends up all business, no pleasure, too much parrots, and somehow reminding Hermits what an off-switch is with the power of implied violence.Xisuma wasn't supposed to thwart his plans before his evil plans could even be thwarted!
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- Part 4 of Hermitcraft - a Bee's writings
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- English
- Words:
- 6,943
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
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- 18
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- 183
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- 27
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- 1,532
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30 Apr 2025
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After the moon crashed into Hermitcraft Server Xisuma falls back into bad Admin habits without the accountability of his server mates coming to check on him.
Said server mates have a way to check on him anyway.
Xavier would fight every demon in Xisuma's head if he was able to do so.
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- Part 45 of Hermitcraft Fanfics
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29 Apr 2025
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With the start of Season Eight and two new Players, some of the Hermits get together to play a game, though, maybe playing "who's family is the most dysfunctional" wasn't the best idea.
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28 Apr 2025
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“What are you guys doing?”
Zed grins widely, “Science!” And jumps off the ledge. Falling into Jevin’s waiting arms.Bookmarked by JadenG
11 Apr 2025
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When a new, mystery person arrives on the Hermintcraft Server Xisuma keeps it close to his chest.
He does ask for Grian to come over and Grian can't be more thankful for the admin doing so.
A certain green teletubby is going to be reacquainted with an old 'friend'
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- Part 72 of DreamSMP Fanfics
- Part 4 of Hermitcraft Fanfics
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- English
- Words:
- 15,020
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 2
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- 84
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- 967
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- 132
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- 15,265
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01 Apr 2025
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Bdubs is keeping his true species secret from the rest of the Hermitcraft server. He has reasons for this, but what happens when Etho, who is enamoured in him as well, accidentally witnesses him taking his head off?
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18 Mar 2025
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Hybrid traits are hard to deal with sometimes. For Bdubs and Etho, they often find that the best way to weather such things is to seek out comfort in each other.
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Two instances where Bdubs and Etho help each other deal with the negative consequences of their hybrid traits.
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15 Mar 2025
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we have eldritch horror at home by WinterEnchantress
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Mar 2023
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the emperors: aw wish we had a cool eldritch horror like you guys!
the hermits: what's wrong with jimmy
the emperors: whator grain is a resident eldritch horror on hermitcraft, and the empires find out that they have their own eldritch horror - jimmy. they adjust (somewhat). now with a bit more grian content
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- Part 1 of multidimensional love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,390
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 384
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- 4,293
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- 571
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- 53,561
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15 Feb 2025
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What Do Humans Do? by Ciel_Creations
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
14 Sep 2022
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(AU where Tango is in the Empires SMP)
Tango didn't know a lot about humans. He knew that. He was confused about everything when it came to them. But Solidarity would happily teach him about everything.
Well, almost everything.
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26 Jan 2025
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Exano is a twelve-year-old Voidwalker who recently came of age when his mother died after giving birth to his brother, Xisuma. Soon, he's left alone to care for the little guy, his little Xi, while he picks up their life from its scattered pieces. Events pile into their intertwined lives, and Xisuma is left alone to fend for himself.
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Xisuma learns the rules of code the hard way.
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I give Ex a child and promptly traumatize them both.
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- Part 8 of I needed to dump these ideas somewhere
- Part 1 of Jade's Villain Arc
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25 Jan 2025
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To Live In The Moment by RainbreezeTherian
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Jul 2024
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After a glitch lets Evil Xisuma back into Hermitcraft, how will everyone react?
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16 Jan 2025
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Spooktober 2024 by Anonymous
Fandom: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Yandere High School (Web Series)
31 Oct 2024
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Hermits and Spooktober! Same AU whole way through!
- Words:
- 4,878
- Works:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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16 Jan 2025
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It's Mating Season (so join me, won't you?) by Sashay789
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
29 Aug 2022
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Grian smiles, softly, his heart beating for this man in front of him. “My heats starting tomorrow,” he says, a mix of nervousness and anticipation. “And I would like my mate there with me, if he’d like...”
Scar short-circuits, heat rushing to his face. Being called his mate almost awakened some deep rooted Vex instinct he has, his body singing for his mate. Though, he forgot Grian would eventually have a heat, since he can only recall it mentioned once, under the covers as they dozed off after a long day.
Scar took hold of his avian’s hands and laced their fingers together. “His mate wouldn’t miss it for the world.”Bookmarked by JadenG
28 Dec 2024
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With Watchful Eyes by Rallowfluvanz for GeeVy
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Mar 2024
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“Oh come on, Tommy, don’t look so worried.” Grian sees Tommy flinch when Dream drops an arm around his shoulders. The two women coo at Tommy’s apparent nerves. “You’re bound to make mistakes this week, it happens. That’s what I’m here for. I’m your friend, remember.”
“Right. Thanks, Dream.” The timer reaches zero and Grian still can’t look away from the kid. Sylvee ruffles his hair and pulls him along, and Grian can only watch. Something feels… off.
He must stay standing there too long, because Scar is suddenly pulling on his wrist and Grian remembers where he is. Grian smiles, following him over the bridge and into the Dome. It’s not the time to be worried about something other than the games. He needs to stay focused, for his team.
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OR: Grian tries to mind his business, he really does. But something about the kid’s hunched shoulders and scared expression pushes him to keep a closer eye on him. As the games continue, Grian gets more and more concerned by what he sees.
(this work is incomplete - the last chapter is the last chapter, but it is part story, part summary)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,376
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 282
- Kudos:
- 1,375
- Bookmarks:
- 241
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- 28,066
Bookmarked by JadenG
21 Dec 2024