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He opens up the browser, and it’s a faux pas to look at someone else’s browser history, it’s not like Chris doesn’t know that, but there’s only one way that Chris is ever going to know what his dad is thinking and doing, and that’s by snooping, because god forbid his dad actually communicate. The last thing on there is a soup recipe that they actually had for dinner a few days ago. It was good, even if it took forever. What catches Chris’ eye, though, is the website name. Eating with Eddie. How embarrassing to choose a recipe just because you have the same name as the blog owner. What a dad move.
---Eddie moves to El Paso, which is what it is. Chris might not be sure how he feels about it at first, but he finds a couple of different recipe blogs that make him rethink. Or, Eddie and Chris in Texas, told through the medium of recipes.
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A Second Chance is Like Punching a Gotham Villain.... Don't Miss by Writer_loves_tropes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Feb 2023
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Job opening: Housekeeper/Babysitter/Bodyguard for five-year-old Timothy Drake
Requirements: None. Pretending to be Mrs. Mac's son won't even cause the Drakes to do a background check (they won't even bother to check if you're a crime lord that accidentally traveled from another dimension either)
Hours: Negotiable. No extended home visits. Must only drop off food and water twice a week because a five-year-old boy and a houseplant apparently have the same needs.
Start Date: Immediately
Or: An accidental interdimensional teleportation causes the Red Hood to end up pretending to be Jason Mac and being Timmy's babysitter.
This is my story for Febuwhump 2023. 28 Chapters of Whump, Hurt/comfort, Humor, and Fluff! Updated once every day of February.
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- Part 1 of A Second Chance at Happiness
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- 61,842
- Chapters:
- 28/28
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- 27
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23 Feb 2024
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“What do you want me to do? Walk up to her and completely humiliate myself? Shut up.”
“That’s not specific to Chrissy. You humiliate yourself with everyone,” Steve points out.
Robin’s got a favorite cheerleader. (She’ll probably introduce herself at some point.)
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07 Jan 2024
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Honesty Under the Influence by Nicknack2814
Fandoms: The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
08 Oct 2021
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"Brooklyn?" Izzy hummed, her brows furrowed slightly as they all turned and started to walk their patrol route. "What were you doing in Brooklyn?"
"Magnus Bane." The words fell out of Alec's mouth and he blinked as they all froze, including himself. "I just said that out loud, didn't I?"
Alec has been playing magical drinking games with his boyfriend (that no one knows about). The problem is, the compelling Truth or Dare spell seems to have lasted a lot longer than it was supposed to.
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- English
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- 4,063
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by WarlockandLightwood (Joline)
15 Aug 2023
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Dex gets a line of poetry Nursey wrote into his birthday card tattooed on his arm. How was he supposed to know where it came from?
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26 Mar 2023
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Dear Mr. Lightwood by khaleesiofalicante
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
17 Dec 2022
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Alec Lightwood, a retired detective who secretly solves private cases, gets a case he can’t pass on.
A two-day journey on the Orient Express with a mysterious man who is on his way to his wedding and who could get murdered any moment.
There are many who want to kill the man. And one of them is even willing to kill Alec.
And his family.
Will Alec make sure the groom-to-be reaches his wedding safely? Will Alec find out who is threatening to kill him and his family?
Or will Alec regret getting on this damn train in the first place?
All mysteries will be revealed!
A murder mystery au with secrets, letters, threats - and of course, murders.
Bookmarked by WarlockandLightwood (Joline)
19 Dec 2022
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A Family-Sized Box of Cheerios (and one illegal weapon, please) by Thistley
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV)
12 Sep 2021
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Clary's introduction to the Shadow World goes a little differently when she accidentally befriends Alec Lightwood thinking he's just a little odd and a petty criminal.
Or: New Yorker Clary thinks Alec's Shadowhuntering is just par for the course in the city. They become...friends. The events of canon are altered slightly by this decision.
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"Alec sighs deeply and downs the rest of his drink in one. He pulls a small dagger out of seemingly nowhere and places it on the table. It’s also covered with the same little tattoos.“Are you crazy?” Clary hisses, rushing to throw her cardigan over the weapon. “Do you want to get arrested?”"
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"Shadowhunter training, she finds out a week later after arranging a time and date with Alec via text (which, weird, they have each other’s phone numbers now), consists mostly of her falling on her ass.
Alec seems to take great pleasure in flipping her during staff training. His moves are quick and smooth, catching each of Clary’s blows with no trouble at all. Even his hair remains perfect and untouched."
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- Part 1 of Tangentially
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- English
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- 16,567
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Bookmarked by WarlockandLightwood (Joline)
27 Nov 2022
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Crono by LittleTurtle95
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV)
24 Nov 2022
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Alec Lightwood has just graduated at the Crono Academy of Time and he's become a certified time traveller.
Like every other traveller before and after him, he gets assigned to an immortal, to be assisted in every era he gets to jump to, no matter how far back or forward it will be.
His immortal is nothing like he imagined. He's an annoying, young looking, flamboyant guy that doesn't believe in the Academy and always tries to make him drink during missions. He doesn't care about the targets, he just wants to spend some chill time with him.
Alec can't stand him, really.
Untill...- Language:
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- 62,372
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- 20/20
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Bookmarked by WarlockandLightwood (Joline)
24 Nov 2022
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Clary Fray is the only person in the world who knows about Alec Lightwood’s undying love for caramel frappes.
In which Clary and Alec bond over coffee and make fun of straight people, mostly.
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- 1/1
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- 54
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- 2,392
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Bookmarked by WarlockandLightwood (Joline)
17 Aug 2022
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if i loved you less (i might be able to talk about it more) by agents_cxrter
Fandoms: Nancy Drew (TV 2019)
24 Jun 2022
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“You should talk to Nick!” Bess is hastily pushing napkins across the booth to George.
Nancy watches as a lock of hair slips from behind Ace’s ear, drifting over his forehead to curl above one eyebrow. Her fingers twitch around her glass of soda, the muscle memory from the ghost of a life never lived reminding her how easy it would be to reach out and push it back-
“What would I say?” George wails next to her, trying to catch her running eyeliner with crumpled napkins stained with Bess’ strawberry daiquiri spills.
“That you love him.” Nancy answers, not fully realising she’s saying it out loud, words aimed at the top of Ace’s head, at the curve of hair bobbing in front of his eyes.
Or; every curse has its loopholes and Nancy never did learn to leave well enough alone.
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14 Aug 2022
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Alec Lightwood always wanted to be a writer but familial pressure sent him into law instead. But he never gave up on his dream and started publishing under a pseudonym, Gideon Day.
Magnus Bane always wanted to be a writer but the twists and turns of life led him to work at a coffee shop he now owns. But he never gave up on his dream and started publishing under a pseudonym, Augustus Darkhallow.
Alec loves Magnus. Alec hates Augustus.
Magnus loves Alec. Magnus hates Gideon.
How do you come out and say, "My love, I wrote all those books you hate”? Neither of them really knows.
Bookmarked by WarlockandLightwood (Joline)
08 Aug 2022
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“I think everyone deserves a second chance. Not a fifth or a fourth or even a third, but just one more shot at making things right. And I guess I’m sorta hoping she’s yours.” — or, if Jane hadn’t lost his entire family to Red John.
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16 Jul 2022
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Cassandra’s online dating profile includes a reference to Clarke’s third law and a photo of herself wearing the Fourth Doctor’s scarf. Hardison doesn’t have a dating profile, but one of his aliases does. Or: Portland’s a small city, especially when you’re a master thief.
(Cassandra-centric. Set during Season 1 of The Librarians, post-series for Leverage. Vaguely canon-compliant.)
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- 6,259
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- 1/1
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21 Jun 2022
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Magnus Bane, a high class thief who has escaped the law for far too long.
Alec Lightwood, a young but talented FBI agent set on his trail to finally bring the thief to justice.
What begins as a simple game to get a feel for the agent, quickly turns into much more.And it all started with one question
"Guess what I just stole today"
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- Part 4 of Unconnected Malec stories
Bookmarked by WarlockandLightwood (Joline)
08 May 2022
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something old, something new (something borrowed, something blue) by coalitiongirl
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
03 Feb 2017
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Written for Swan Queen Week Day 6: Trapped in an AU.
Henry blinks at them. “Mom. Mom...Mom,” he says, eyes flickering from Emma to Regina to his future mothers, who are still holding hands. “Mom. Something you want to tell me?”
“They’re from the future,” Regina says.
“They’re married,” Emma says. “To each other.” She’s still standing in the middle of the room, utterly discombobulated.
Henry rolls his eyes. “Duh. Can I go get my Playstation?”
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29 Mar 2022
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LAFD Updates (@L*A*F*D_Metro)
LAFD Alert: Red-level traffic on Gardiner Road this morning. If you are trying to get into the city centre consider taking Westerley Lane.buck 🔥🔥 (@firebuck)
so true bestie
or, Eddie mans the LAFD Twitter account. Buck tries to be supportive.Series
- Part 1 of Mr LAFD Updates Man
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by WarlockandLightwood (Joline)
24 Mar 2022
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Arthur is cursed to obey Merlin’s orders.
Obviously this has very little impact on their lives, since no servant would ever dare give orders to a prince.
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by WarlockandLightwood (Joline)
10 Mar 2022
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AU where soulmates can’t lie to each other.
(That’s okay, Merlin wasn’t planning to lie to Arthur anyways! Haha.. ha.. ha…)
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- English
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- 6,927
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by WarlockandLightwood (Joline)
10 Mar 2022
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Bookmarked by WarlockandLightwood (Joline)
27 Feb 2022
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Put a Ring on It by khaleesiofalicante
Fandoms: The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV)
26 Feb 2022
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When Alec Lightwood comes out to his family, he expects rejection and hate. But his family is "totally chill" with it and immediately and heartlessly starts setting him up with every eligible queer man in New York. Alec doesn't want to date anyone - unless their name happens to be Magnus Bane.
So when Magnus offers to be his "fake boyfriend" to stop Alec's parents from pestering him to get married, Alec says yes.
A malec fake dating au - because one can never have too many of that, right?
Bookmarked by WarlockandLightwood (Joline)
26 Feb 2022