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Endeavor Pursues All Might by Kermit_Sans0_0
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Sep 2022
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Endeavor Pursues All Might
Exactly as obvious and misleading as the title sounds. Expect wacky highjinks as All Might thinks Endeavor and him are in love, while Endeavor believes they are rivals! But when the truth comes out will Endeavor still hate All Might or will they come to an understanding… or maybe something more?
Find out next week on Endeavor Pursues All Might.
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Beating Up Canon in a Denny's Parking Lot with My Crew at 2am by Kermit_Sans0_0
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jan 2022
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“Personally I’d rather be on the side of lord and savior Principal Nedzu” Tati proclaims and touches her finger to her head whispers “To the Rat’, moves it to her chest “To the bear’ finally drags her hand across her shoulders from right to left “And to the holy dog’ she clasps her hands in prayer and looks up to the sky “Our Holy Principal!”
Eva quickly copies Tati and Nayeli takes a few steps away from the duo. She subtly scoots closer to the main exit.
“No offense guys, but I ain't gonna follow a rat.” Bailey rolls her eyes as the duo fumes in anger.
Tati does what the rat god would have wanted. She slaps a beach, says a prayer, and snatches Eva from the ground and then princess carries them to safety far from their clearly demented friend. After all she must be quite ill to not fully comprehend the Holiness of our lord and Savior.
or My friends and I writing about how we would beat canon in a Denny's parking lot at 2 am.
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But that's totally normal! by Kermit_Sans0_0
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
30 Dec 2020
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Kinichiki Yuki thought of herself as a normal high school girl. She went to normal grade school and junior high. She is known for her brutal honesty and deep pockets.
Follow the life of Yuki as she and her friends learn that they are themselves and that's totally normal!
I have yet to decide pairings but I'm thinking about OCxHaruhi. Sorry I suck but that's life!
BTW I don't own OHSCH it belongs to the glorious Bisco Hatori. rated T for swear words.- Language:
- English
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- 996
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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That's rough buddy! (Fuck History!) by Kermit_Sans0_0
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Dec 2020
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A former underground hero finds themselves retired. Their friend offers them a substitute teaching job and they spend 3 years learning to be normal and help teach kids along the way. And her story should end there and yet her former school UA was asking her to become a teacher next year.
Rated T for swearing.
it'll take a few chapters before canon. You can also find this on Wattpad and Fanfiction .NET!
no ship yet or ever IDK.
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A quirkless story: When life's a bitch beat it with a bat (on Hiatus for 3 months) by Kermit_Sans0_0
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Dec 2020
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I honest to god hate the word normal. Because Now with how society is with quirks and heroes and villains. I am not normal. Or I wasn't until I was diagnosed as quirkless and that was where this whole thing began. My name is Nadako Honnoyaku and this is how my life became a total shitshow.
(Warning for swears and dark themes.)
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A Treatise on the Annotation of Attraction (or, How to Intellectualize Your Way into a Love Affair) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Apr 2025
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“Fine. Then prove me wrong.”
Alhaitham’s brow arched. “What do you mean?”
Kaveh leaned back in his chair, arms crossed. “If you think love is something that can be understood through experience, then go ahead. Experience it.”
Alhaitham considered this. “You want me to fall in love?”
Kaveh shrugged. “I want you to test your own hypothesis.”
Another pause.
Then—
“That would require a subject.”
Kaveh snorted. “Good luck with that.”
Alhaitham hummed.
And then—calm, calculated, infuriating—he lifted his pen, tilted his head, and wrote beneath Kaveh’s challenge:
“You’ll do.”
Or, how Alhaitham accidentally weaponized his thesis as a flirting technique and Kaveh is absolutely not having a good time.
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- Part 6 of Kavetham / Haikaveh Oneshots & Twoshots
- Part 2 of A Treatise on Intellectual Dumbasses and Their Incomprehensible Love
Bookmarked by Kermit_Sans0_0
16 Apr 2025
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Blind to Your Love by kittykatara for Corykitty3, CookielessShadow
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Apr 2025
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Kaveh gets injured on a job site, leaving him with significant damage to his eyes, temporarily - or perhaps permanently - unable to see. Completely blind, he has to learn to view the world through a whole new lens.
“There’s a good chance that the injury to his eyes won’t heal. He may lose his sight. Permanently.”
Alhaitham's heart plummeted. He glanced down at Kaveh's pale face, the bandage obscuring his eyes as he lay unconscious suddenly seeming far more oppressive.
“I see,” Alhaitham eventually managed through the lump forming in his throat. It would be Kaveh's life, his career - his entire livelihood - in jeopardy when he awoke.
The prospect of Kaveh’s blindness tormented Alhaitham for countless reasons, but selfishly... he couldn’t bear the thought of never again seeing those beautiful crimson-golden eyes, the very essence of the light in his life - eyes that lit up with joy at a good meal or a perfectly aged glass of wine, blazed with passion as he argued with Alhaitham, and stared up at him with an innocent, soul-stirring warmth, always so unaware of the profound effect the mere sight of him had on Alhaitham.
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Main Character Syndrome (With Exceptions) by The_Ravenclaw_Werewolf
Fandoms: Cowboy Bebop (Anime), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Death Note (Anime & Manga), Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Ao no Exorcist | Blue Exorcist, Hunter X Hunter, Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Free!, Kill la Kill (Anime & Manga), Haikyuu!!, Assassination Classroom, 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma, ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man, 僕だけがいない街 | Boku dake ga Inai Machi | ERASED (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), 私がモテてどうすんだ | Watashi ga Motete Dousunda | Kiss Him Not Me, 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., 小林さんちのメイドラゴン | Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, 王室教師ハイネ | Oushitsu Kyoushi Haine | The Royal Tutor (Anime), 賭ケグルイ | Kakegurui (Anime & Manga), はたらく細胞 | Hataraku Saibou | Cells at Work! (Anime), 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Anime), かぐや様は告らせたい | Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai | Kaguya-sama: Love Is War (Anime), Fruits Basket (Anime 2019), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), Multi-Fandom
28 Apr 2024
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THIS IS NOT A ONE-SHOTS FANFIC!
Each anime protagonist, and a few favorites, are all brought together to watch each of the lives laid out before them. And along the way they will learn new skills, discover more about themselves, and make new friends.
LISTED ANIMES BECAUSE OF AO3 TAG LIMIT:
Cowboy Bebop
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Legend of Korra
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Death Note
Black Butler
Hetalia
Fullmetal Alchemist
Blue Exorcist
Hunter x Hunter
Kuroko’s Basketball
Attack on Titan
Danganronpa
Free!
Kill la Kill
Haikyuu
Assassination Classroom
Food Wars!
One Punch Man
Erased
My Hero Academia
Mob Psycho 100
Yuri on Ice
Kiss Him, Not Me
The Disastrous Life of Saiki K
Miss Kobayashi Dragon Maid
The Royal Tutor
Kakegurui
Cells at Work
The Promised Neverland
Love is War
Fruits Basket
Demon Slayer
Dr. Stone
Given
Beastars
Welcome to Demon School Iruma Kun
Toilet Bound Hanako-kun
Jujutsu Kaisen
SK8 the InfinitySeries
- Part 1 of The 40
- Language:
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- Words:
- 172,946
- Chapters:
- 40/?
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Bookmarked by Kermit_Sans0_0
15 Aug 2024
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Parallel Coincidences by RandomEscapist_990
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
08 Oct 2025
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Childe’s exit from the Primordial Sea after being hurled through the dimensional rift brings him on a small detour, and he comes face to face with someone who looks…a lot like Master Skirk.
(In which Jingliu and Skirk look SO ALIKE that I impulsively wrote a fic on that single premise.)Aka Childe interacts with the Astral Express, the Xianzhou Luofu cast, and check-ins on Teyvat. He participates in a few companion quests ranging from Kafka’s to Jingliu’s. Watch him comprehend the power scaling in the Star Rail verse, getting himself into trouble, figure out how to return to Teyvat, and other shenanigans (if you ever wondered what would happen if Blade met Childe, this is the fic for you). Oh and he impulsively ate the Lightless eye of the Maelstrom? (Wait- Didn't that mean he just ate the Narwhal?)
Cameos: Aventurine, Ratio, Herta, Fu Xuan, Qingque, Acheron, Kiana Kaslana (HK3, yes you saw right)
Having returned to Teyvat, Childe struggles to come to terms with the implications of what it means to have caught a glimpse of the worlds that laid beyond the false sky.
On hiatus.
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- Part 1 of Fractal Convergence
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 269,042
- Chapters:
- 155/?
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Kermit_Sans0_0
19 Jul 2024
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Failing in school never really bothered Ame. After all, she's happy with what she has now: a loving family, great friends, and a cool job. What she lacks in ambition, she makes up for with her skills. But when the E-Class welcomes a new teacher, she learns that maybe, just maybe, there's a little more that's worth fighting for.
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"Sorry, I thought you meant my katana."
"But why do you have a REAL katana in the first place!?"
Bookmarked by Kermit_Sans0_0
14 Jul 2024