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Ron Weasley's guide to protecting Harry Potter in a variety of unethical and illegal ways by MyDepressionIsChronicMyTitsIconic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jul 2025
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When Ron Weasley first saw the scrawny little boy with black hair covering a lightning scar and green, green eyes behind taped together glasses, the first thought that had popped into his head was “Mine”
There aren't enough deranged and codependent Ron and Harry fics so I decided to fix the problem
Y’ALL WE GOT TWO (2) BETA READERS!!!!! SHOUT OUT TO MY BESTIE (voluntarily suffering my bullshit) AND MY BOYFRIEND (involuntarily suffering my bullshit) THEYRE FANTASTIC (they’re also gonna die when they see this note from embarrassment but I plead “I’m just a little guy your honor 🥺”)
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And then the Lord said, Go fuck yourself by MyDepressionIsChronicMyTitsIconic
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Apr 2024
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Deku was not alive.
He was the shell of Izuku Midoriya, who died the day he turned four years old.
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In your warmth (I forget how cold it can be) by RedLikeRoses11 for crispytaco
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2025
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All his life, Shang Qinghua understood that he was unlike his peers. Others were not burdened with a strange Gift.
It started off innocently enough, voices and whispers and flashes while he slept. Soon, his dreams grew more complex and vivid. Warnings. Promises of things yet to pass.
Sold out by his fellow disciples for his Foresight and kept in frigid captivity by a demon with sights set on a throne not meant for him, Shang Qinghua’s only hope for a savior comes in the form of an ice demon destined to be crowned King of the Northern Desert.
A Hurt/Comfort MoShang AU in which Shang Qinghua is a Seer.
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15 Jul 2025
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How To Whump Tony Stark (AKA: Anything & Everything Tony) by Thementalistlover2013
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Aug 2016
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A collection of stories involving Tony Stark getting whumped (or Tony-centric fics) because it's my favorite thing. Go ahead and comment on a work if you'd like me to attempt to write you a specific Tony Whump/Centric story! Thanks for stopping by!
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15 Jul 2025
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Never Trouble Trouble Till Trouble Troubles You AKA: Five Times Tony Got Into Trouble (Not Really) And The One Time Steve Did by Thementalistlover2013
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
13 Apr 2016
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In which trouble follows Tony like a shadow and he doesn't appreciate it, and then, it finally latches onto Steve.
AKA: Tony doesn't like to sleep. Tony doesn't like his body. Tony doesn't like his asshole husband and the kidnapping and rescue that follows. Tony doesn't like being sick and he sure as hell doesn't like Steve (his no longer an asshole husband) and Bucky there to witness it. Tony doesn't like getting crushed by buildings, but he'd rather it be him than his (no longer an asshole) husband, and thanks Bucky, but he doesn't need you to rescue him either, because you're still kind of an asshole even if he loves you.
Also, Steve, why'd you break Bucky's arm? Very asshole-y.
(Basically Tony has been given enough misfortunes and would really appreciate somebody sending a few serendipities to his P.O. box through express mail, thanks, that'd be great.)
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02 Apr 2025
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Blue Eyes tilts his head. A predatory smile twists his lips.
Dean squirms beneath his gaze. “What? Does it look like I know your name, demon-priest?”
“Mm. Names have a lot of power, you know.”
“God, why did I have to get stuck with the most pretentious demon that’s ever-”
“Mine is Castiel.”
And, oh, Dean doesn’t hesitate before wrapping his tongue around it.
“Castiel.” He likes it. Please, God help him, he likes it.
“Is there an echo?”
Jesus Christ.
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Or, Dean is a hunter and Cas is the unendingly sarcastic sin-eating demon he accidentally binds his everlasting soul to, so now Dean has to deal with things like the passenger deciding what music to listen to (Taylor Swift), unceasing threats of vehicular harm, and a disturbingly high propensity for arson and knives.
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- Part 3 of Enemies to Lovers AU's
- Part 1 of Never Tear Us Apart
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31 May 2024
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“You don’t watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don’t talk about it. Just turn it off.”
“Then, are you saying that watching pornography in the company of others is frowned upon because you would want to ejaculate in their presence?”
Dean chokes, while Sam loses it entirely, laughing so hard he nearly falls out of his chair. Dean’s brain short-circuits, caught somewhere between arousal and horror.
“Right,” Dean says stiffly. “People like to do that in private.”
“What about the pizza man and the babysitter?” Cas presses. “They are about to ejaculate on camera, in front of the audience.”
Sam is wheezing now, clutching his side. “Go on, Dean. Tell him. You’re the expert.”
“Shut it, Sam.”
Cas tilts his head. “Dean, are you an expert in ejaculating in front of others?”
Dean makes a strangled noise. Sam howls.
OR Samuel never barges in and we actually acknowledge the fact that Cas has had a boner canonically.
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13 Jul 2025