Noodles4Life
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Neverender by Noodles4Life
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jun 2025
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“He’s perfect,” Luo Binghe sighed dreamily, staring at Shen Yuan from behind a potted plant.
Sha Hualing, who was absolutely not hiding, looked over at Shen Yuan dubiously and then turned back to Luo Binghe emanating as much judgment as she could.
“He looks like a homeless twink.”
“You clearly have no taste,” Luo Binghe stated dismissively, and then cooed at the graceless sneeze the other man let out.
Sha Hualing felt embarrassed at herself for once thinking this man was worth throwing herself at. Clearly, she dodged a bullet, especially if she considered the mild stalking habit that Luo Binghe recently developed.
Ugh, she needed to find a new job.
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Hear No Evil See No Evil by Noodles4Life
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Sep 2023
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“Uh, my bad I didn’t know I was interrupting,“ Shang Qinghua stuttered out, which snapped Shen Yuan out of his horrified stupor. He scrambled off of Liu Qingge, not noticing the flash of disappointment that crossed his shidi’s face.
He turned to the War God and opened his mouth to say something but shut it immediately after. The alpha’s eyes were still dark and intent but Liu Qingge was coherent so that meant his job was done right? So that meant all was well and they could leave!
This was all for medical purposes!
Ha ha ha this was absolutely only to help his shidi out!
Nothing weird about it!
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The universe decides that Shen Qingqiu needs excitement in his life.
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- Part 3 of Tiddy Milk AU shenanigans
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How to Make Friends and Keep Them by Noodles4Life
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2023
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“Shut up! Now tell me if there’s a weird cultural thing with the fucking milk that I’m missing,” Shen Qingqiu grit out. As much as he hated to admit it, he needed help and Airplane bro was his best friend here. Not that he would ever admit that out loud.
“How would I know? I’m a beta,” Shang Qinghua snorted, he picked up some melon seeds and then popped them in his mouth.
Never mind.
His best friend card was officially revoked.
“I swear to god if this fucked up AU has me become the sect cow, I’m going to burn this place to the ground then take my children to a land far away and raise them to be potato farmers,” Shen Qingqiu scowled.
“That’s fair.”
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People find out about Shen Qingqiu's leaking tits and he is NOT happy.
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- Part 2 of Tiddy Milk AU shenanigans
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Dream a little dream of me by Noodles4Life
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 May 2023
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“My disciple need not worry, his Shizun is fine,” Shen Qingqiu soothed, then resumed petting the little lamb’s head.
Binghe looked unconvinced but soon melted into the soft petting and didn’t continue the line of questioning.
The thing was, Shen Qingqiu didn’t stop thinking about it.
He didn’t stop thinking about it while eating Binghe’s upsettingly delicious food at dinner.
He didn’t stop thinking about it while bidding Binghe goodnight.
He didn’t stop thinking about it while getting dressed for bed.
In fact, he still couldn’t stop thinking about it while lying in his distressingly empty nest.
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All Shen Qingqiu wanted was his precious little bun in his nest but admitting it was hard.
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- Part 1 of Tiddy Milk AU shenanigans
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Madara has fought too long and too hard for his right to court and make Tobirama his wife. There was no way in hell he would let anyone steal his chance at happiness, let alone his brother or the rest of his clan.
Recent series
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Tiddy Milk AU shenanigans by Noodles4Life
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Sep 2023
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Shen Yuan living the tiddy milk au dream and crying about it.
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Bingzu vs Bingmei (sort've) by coolcat8L
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2025
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Luo Bingzu has only one wish when he ends his life: that he get a happy ending. After millions of years and millions of lives, one of his many selves find their happy ending in a soul named Shen Yuan. ...Is it so wrong that he wishes to meet the soul that changed the trajectory of his fate?
(based on the new scum villain extra)
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06 Nov 2025
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I Became a God in a Horror Game by Shadows019
Fandoms: 我在惊悚游戏里封神 - 壶鱼辣椒 | I Became a God in a Horror Game - Pot Fish Chili
22 Dec 2024
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After losing his job, Bai Liu stumbled into an unstoppable horror live-streaming game teeming with monsters and players driven by bloodlust.
At first, everyone assumed he was just another ordinary person who had wandered in by mistake.
Then they realized—the game itself had been waiting for him, crowning him with victory and whispering, "Welcome home."
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Hi everyone,
I have beta read chapter 1 to 530 (02/11/2025).
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- Part 1 of GHG - Translation
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Bookmarked by Noodles4Life
29 Oct 2025
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Seashells and Bones by argentumsol
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2025
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Hua Cheng was enamored by this human.
Ever since the day they met — the day Xie Lian saved him from a fishing net and hooked his heart at once — all Hua Cheng has ever wanted is to grab and drag him to the darkest depths, build him the biggest nest and make Xie Lian bear his offsprings. Both his instincts and his fluttering heart told Hua Cheng to court this beautiful and kind human and mate with him no matter what, even though Xie Lian was destined to live above the sea, and he belonged in deep waters.
But that didn't stop the human and the merman from falling in love with each other — and, eventually, mating.
Bookmarked by Noodles4Life
28 Oct 2025
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Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.
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- Part 2 of Shepard and Garrus go on dates
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Bookmarked by Noodles4Life
19 Oct 2025
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Turians can be very confusing, especially when you're kind of-sort of dating one.
Fortunately for Shepard, someone realizes that she needs advice.
Bookmarked by Noodles4Life
19 Oct 2025