Nope_Not_today_Satan
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Exact Measurements: Seen through Hyrule's Eyes by Nope_Not_Today_Cthulu (Nope_Not_today_Satan)
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
29 Nov 2025
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Artwork for WaywardJaybird's fic for the Linkshipping Big Bang!
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Falling into the Darkness, Chains holding us Down by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
31 Oct 2025
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Captured by a Cult searching for their "True" Hero. Shadow and Link have no one to rely on but each other.
While they make it out alive? Or will the cult get their Hero in the end?
Find out in this Whumptober 2025 story.Series
- Part 1 of Satan's Whump-Fest! 2025
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Looking Through my Lens, At All your Broken Parts by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
27 Oct 2025
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Zelda stares down at her broken and fuel line bleeding Hero
And can only grin at the opportunities.Series
- Part 2 of Satan's Whump-Fest! 2025
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Royal Fingers Bleeding Pink by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords
25 Oct 2025
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"She’s always had anger issues but not to that extent.
What happened?""But what if that wasn’t the case….
What if he wasn’t their savior but the one who destroyed them in the first place. ""It is just his life
But oh he wishes his world was like the others.""Lakes and rivers, Deserts, Mountains;
The journey is his home and he always misses it."They only have one chance to make it out of this alive. Can they do it or will Ghirahim's plans win out?
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- Part 1 of Corrupted Prince's(ess)
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Cries for Mercy Among Sweltering Flames by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords
21 Oct 2025
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Day 9: Touching| Flashbacks | Scalding
Green can only stare into the flames and see his worst memories playing back to him like a record.
He can't do this. He can't do this. He can't do this.Series
- Part 3 of Satan's Whump-Fest! 2025
- Part 3 of Corrupted Green
Recent series
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Satan's October Prompts Extravaganza by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandom: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
14 May 2025
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Welcome to me trying to do a little of all of the different prompt months for October. Got Cozytober, Whumptober, Ai-less Whumptober, and Linktober Shadow edition!
Each Prompt month for october will get it's own Work. So choose what you want and enjoy away!- Words:
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Corrupted Prince's(ess) by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandom: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
25 Oct 2025
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- 7,409
- Works:
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Royal Blue Toy by anonymity, kitchen_cat, Nope_Not_Today_Cthulu (Nope_Not_today_Satan), Starwolf12, Tassledown, WhiteCollarNonsense
Fandom: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors
12 Oct 2025
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Blue - depicting or referring to sexual matters in a way that is unacceptable in polite society
They speak of what happens to him in a very Blue way. Silenced Secrets are not the way of a castle, of a military, of Warrior's life.
- Words:
- 856
- Works:
- 2
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Corrupted Green by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandom: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
21 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 10,522
- Works:
- 3
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Satan's Whump-Fest! 2025 by Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandom: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
31 Oct 2025
- Words:
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- Works:
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Ice Bound by Rosemary32
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
01 Dec 2025
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In a Different universe where some Things went different in the final Fights in the Infinity castle, a complete other Outcome became reality for the Demon Slayer Corps that also changed humanity and demon Kind.
Or...The demon Slayer Corps lost the Fight in the Infinity castle and years have passed. Inosuke was forced to live with the Same Demon that took everything away from him 2 years ago. How is He managing? And what happened to Japan ever since the Muzan and His uppermoons have won?
Tumblr Account for the Story: @lotusandfangs
Can't Post as much as before! Updates will be Most likely on Weekends❗Bookmarked by Nope_Not_today_Satan
19 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Bite! Bite! Bite! I will be feasting on this fic for forever.
If anything convinces me to write Demon Slayer fan poems it will be this fic.
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When Sunshine Raises Darkness by GhostHexLuna, RikuKingdomHearts3
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV, Kingdom Hearts (Video Games)
03 Sep 2025
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Vanitas thought he was dead, gone for good, but he wasn't, instead he awoke on this new world, being tended to by an odd blond man. And he couldn't understand why this blond man was rather insistent on keeping him around.
What's troubling Vanitas now is how his heart of darkness is whole...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 131,868
- Chapters:
- 44/44
- Comments:
- 290
- Kudos:
- 317
- Bookmarks:
- 109
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Bookmarked by Nope_Not_today_Satan
03 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
T~T Such a good crossover And amazing story. Loved it!
Vanitas and Prompto save the world thought finding family and acceptance in each other.
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Written on My Skin by SkipBreaker for Nope_Not_today_Satan
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
06 Apr 2025
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Wild contemplates his scars. Wind tells a tale.
Beta read by the magnificent, marvelous, miraculous Cheeto! (I haunt her docs a lot and y'all are gonna ADORE what she's cooking! Give her fics a read if you haven't yet! 10/10!)
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Link vs Dink (an LU WAT story) by Fithesworddweller
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
01 Apr 2025
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Alone on a field, the two sides stood, opposed in views and morals alone. In personage, they could have been brothers, twins, although with a crucial difference; upon one side, stood the light. And in their shadows…
...cowered the dark.
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A mini-fic about the Link vs Dink event in the April LU Write-a-thon!!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 335
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 26
- Kudos:
- 18
- Bookmarks:
- 4
- Hits:
- 85
Bookmarked by Nope_Not_today_Satan
01 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
A memoir of April 2025's LU WAT. Best thing ever. Happiness.
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Like a Bayonet Against my Throat by SilverneNonsense
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
05 Mar 2025
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The camper stands, and Four’s own hand immediately darts to grip the hilt of his blade, a reflection of the stranger before them. His potential opponent doesn’t unsheathe his blade, but his gaze follows Four’s movement carefully as he twists around to keep all of them out of his blind spot.
As he does so, Four finally gets a good look at the strangers front—and suddenly he feels sick to his stomach.
The silver glint he saw earlier isn’t a necklace like he thought it was.
It’s a handprint.
It sits just underneath his chin, and with the stranger directly facing him, Four gets a clear view of the way the fingers and thumb frame his jawline, of how they curl inward. The palm of the handprint is right over the windpipe, the thumb and fingers digging into the pulse points at the curve of the jaw.
It looks like… the stranger’s soulmate was… trying to strangle him.
And it’s silver. That’s… that’s Four’s color.
“Who exactly are you guys?” The camper demands, purple eyes ice cold and locked right onto Four.
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In which soulmates are represented by colored handprints, and Four finds his mark around Legend's neck.
Bookmarked by Nope_Not_today_Satan
12 Mar 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Cry, roll over .... Cry again.Oh my God this was heartrending and beautiful and all of my blorbos are blorboing. This is the good shit and I have no regrets sneaking glances at it at work!