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    Rey needs something to keep her students busy. Her roommate’s boyfriend has “got a guy”. Only problem is the “guy” is the reclusive son of the local Gator King. Desperate place, desperate times, she guesses.

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    Inspired by that gator AD photo and other Twitter shenanigans. I took a summer fever dream of mud, denim, and swamp gas and lit it up like an illegal firework.

    There are texts. There are photos. There are adorable manips. There are songs. It's a full...experience...

    (This is now complete here and on Twitter and you can find it here or through the hashtag #GatorPrince.)

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    25 Jan 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    Detective Inspector Daenerys Targaryen always gets her man. She meets her match when Jon Snow is brought in for questioning in the murder of his ex-girlfriend. He's handsome, smart, rich, and he's completely lying. It's a game for her, but who ultimately is playing it?

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    01 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    Vampire Queen Daenerys Targaryen has enough to deal with, maintaining the peace in her kingdom between the vampires, shifters, and pesky wolves in the North. But she’s always got her king, vampire-wolf Jon at her side...even if 2500 years of marriage does cause some tensions.

    A drabble collection set in the we shall be monsters universe for Halloween 2020.

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    01 Oct 2020

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    Absolutely brilliant and so funny! Davos, marriage counselor to vampires and werewolves.

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    Though she is barren, her courses still follow the moon.

     

    She'll bleed soon enough.

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    20 Feb 2020

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    “But truly, you must ask for the anginetti,” Aziraphale was saying earnestly. “They do them up perfectly there, so light. They've been using the same recipe for almost two hundred years, and I've never had one that was less than positively divine.”

    “Two hundred years,” echoed the man in the knife-sharp suit. “Perhaps I have been too hasty in my dismissal. Thank you, it is something I will certainly investigate further.”

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    02 Feb 2020

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    “But truly, you must ask for the anginetti,” Aziraphale was saying earnestly. “They do them up perfectly there, so light. They've been using the same recipe for almost two hundred years, and I've never had one that was less than positively divine.”

    “Two hundred years,” echoed the man in the knife-sharp suit. “Perhaps I have been too hasty in my dismissal. Thank you, it is something I will certainly investigate further.”

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    02 Feb 2020

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    “You’re not going to try to discourage me, Will?”

    Another glance, a pursing of lips. “... No. I can see the determination in your face. You know what you want and you have the means to obtain it. Most clients think they know what they want- until they hear how long it will take and how much that work will cost. We’ll work out some numbers, of course, and draft a contract. If you’re willing to be patient with the piece then I’m willing to give it my best go.”

    A small, pleased smile spread across the psychiatrist’s face. “I think this is the start of a beautiful partnership, Will. I look forward to working with you.”
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    Or the one where Hannibal has found a lost treasure and Will has given up on police work and has turned his talents to restoring oil paintings.

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    16 Dec 2019

  8. Public Bookmark 78

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    “In the old days, things were... little less decided than they are now. The rules were, oh, a mess, and there have always been those who like to find loopholes and such. Ways through. Ways to do as they liked. And what some of the angels in Heaven liked was to... walk among humans. Listen to them. Love them.”

    “Fuck us,” Will said shortly, and the angel looked down.

    “There was love involved. That at least I can promise you.”

    “I worked homicide in New Orleans,” Will said. “I know what love does.”

    ***

    Aziraphale and Will have a talk about troubled family relationships. Follows "Such an Old-Fashioned Word" but it's not strictly necessary to read that one first.

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    08 Dec 2019

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    Hannibal is living the dream life. (The dream life is a life with Will Graham.) But Will has been quiet and withdrawn, still drowning a little in the frigid Atlantic, and Hannibal is bent on figuring out a way to draw him out of his shell, whether that be by an exercise regimen, cooking lessons, some books, or a dash of murder. He's flexible.

    And anyway, watching Will do any of those things is something Hannibal would actually pay to do.

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    “I didn’t want to be a monster,” Will said simply.

    “Then we are both monsters.”

    “Ohhhhh,” Will drawled, “I don’t think there’s much debate about that.”

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    31 Oct 2019

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    jon snow had fathered a daughter with ygritte, something he discovers soon after being named lord commander of the night’s watch (so after ygritte’s death). my take on how this would impact jon and the events of the show from late season 5 and onward.

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    10 Sep 2019

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    Jon has a daughter & takes her with him to meet Daenerys and the world changes for the better.

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    The Long Game has only just begun.

    In King's Landing, an ageless preditor watches with a thousand eyes, his patience never-ending and his goals never-faltering.

    Imprisoned in the Land of Winter, a stolen queen sleeps, and a monster rages.

    Beyond the Wall, a banished king haunts the forests with a Ghost by his side, waiting for ten years to pass.

    Heedless of the coming night, the games of men continue.

    ******
    This is my anti-fix-it-fic that has evolved into a sorta-fix-it-fic that also analyzes how stupid GoT was. Also known as "that one fic in which Moon tackles the plot-craters." (Spoiler: there are many .) The tags have been updated. Enjoy.

    (PS: No, I have not abandoned HLHD, but it's been slow going cause characters have complicated emotions. And that sucks, lol.)

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    27 Aug 2019

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    Swayed by the powerful words of a dying queen, Stannis Baratheon takes in baby Daenerys Targaryen as his ward. In the North, Eddard Stark is ordered to raise Jon Snow to wed and dishonor the Targaryen princess, by bringing bastard blood into her line, and ending the Dragons forever.

    Across the continent, and across the Narrow Sea, the wheel continues to turn, and the Great Game commences. Thus begins a series of events that would change the fate of Westeros forever.

     

    Familial relationship between gruff Stannis and his ward. Eventual Jon x Dany.

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    23 Aug 2019

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    “I couldn’t love him back. Not the way he wanted. Not the way I love you.”

    Her heart is as powerful and frantic as Drogon’s wings when he takes flight. She thinks the fear might consume her whole.

    “Is that all right?” she asks softly. She nearly trembles.

    And for a moment, the world is warm, small, safe. Jon has her in his arms, his body pouring into hers, his lips on her lips, his love a vast fire— and Dany, the Unburnt. She lets him burn her alive, delighting in the heat of his palms, the burn of his beard against her skin.

    When it stops— when he pulls back— it’s sharper than ice.

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    08 Jul 2019

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    “He was trying to poison me. A little Tears of Lys in my food at every meal. Do you know what Tears of Lys does to a person?” She turned her face to his once more, an eerie serenity to her expression. “I had no idea myself, but the maester enlightened me. He explained to me in great detail how it eats away at your insides as you die a slow, tortuous death. It’s so subtle, most people mistake it for a disease of the bowels. Nothing to be done for it. Fortunate, I suppose, that I haven’t had much appetite these days.”

     

    After Varys' summary execution, Jon goes to find Daenerys to talk to her. The conversation is enlightening, in more ways than one. Season 8 fix-it fic.

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    09 Jun 2019

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    The fix-it of that Dragonstone scene that was ridiculous.

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    jon handles the news as well as you'd think, but not for the reasons you'd assume.

    dany handles it worse.

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    03 Feb 2019

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    In which Jon gets over any reservations about sex between Targaryens and brings Dany about too.

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    Done for tdkr-kink prompt. If there are any two men less likely to share their toys than Bane and Bruce, John doesn't want to meet them. Also? John is not a toy, goddammit.

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    27 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is completely brilliant and continues some of the best snark I have ever read.

  17. Public Bookmark 48

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    Daenerys Targaryen is a young, play-it-safe, art restorer who finds herself swept up in a whirlwind romance with her charming boss, who turns out to be a world class thief.

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    30 Sep 2018

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    Jon Snow knows it's wrong to covet what his brother has. He's never begrudged Robb Stark his title or his claim as the heir to Winterfell. But when Daenerys is taken in as Lord Stark's ward and betrothed to Robb, Jon's honor is tested in a way he never expected.

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    25 Sep 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the finest Jonerys AUs written in my opinion. Daenerys at Winterfell made to marry Robb, but in love with Jon. Sexy, angsty, delves into the meaning of identity, how love is complicated, and whether forgiveness is possible.

    Read the tags. Author took a lot of grief for the second chapter because it surprised people, so be prepared and don't send her your negativity.

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    Stannis Baratheon is the new Fantasy Football League Commissioner.

    This is completely an exercise in fun. If you're looking for heavy angst or a deep exploration of the characters, this fic is not for you. If you are looking to have a laugh, come on in.

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    22 Jul 2018

  20. Public Bookmark 69

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    It was the Wall that had gone wrong with Renly.

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    08 Jul 2018

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