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  1. Orphs Dadzawa and Sonzuku fics by

    Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    28 Jun 2024

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    One by one by

    Fandoms: Team Fortress 2  

    10 May 2025

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    Sometimes, the mercs would sustain injuries right before the end of a match, and not have a chance for it to be fixed via Respawn. That was fine, they just needed to let Medic know, and they'd be healed up good as new.

    Again, and again, and again, Scout does not. In order to get the importance of it through his stubborn, medically-avoidant head, when the next match ends, Medic feeds him a bottle of pills one by one. At least, that's his plan, anyways.

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    25 May 2025

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    Scout has latrophobia: Fear of doctors.
    He is deathly afraid of the Medic and would rather wait to get respawned rather than go to him willingly. The Medic finds him with fractures and bruises in the Resupply room. Checking his body for injuries before doing exposure therapy on the scout and bringing him back to the van

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    I don't think I'll ever have kids by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    28 Dec 2023

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    Technoblade thinks that the best and worst day of his life were the same day. The day his pseudo brother came rushing into his tent and quite literally dropped a child on him and the same day he was gifted his son. His most precious treasure.

    Yes, had it never happened, he would never have had the following even better days of his life. Those first words and first steps, those tiny hands clumsily entangling his hair, that first day of school, those millions of small happenings that he holds dearly within his heart, the knife in his gut…

    Yes, there is nothing he would change about the best and worst day of his life.

    And all the good and bad days that came after, it’s just all part of being a dad!

    (Aka, Technoblade is thrown headfirst into parenthood and bedrockbros fluff with a sprinkling of angst here and there.)

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    03 Dec 2024

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    Gods are spirits, Technoblade is the blood god, Wilbur and Techno are siblings. Spirits of war, music, and madness. Kristin, spirit of death. Phil, spirit of decay.

    Wilbur decides to leave some child with techno during a war with myplex and ephyx or smth and techno, scary blood god, decides he'll babysit the baby until Wilbur comes back... Well, he runs away from the war and goes to the badlands, crossing the border and using dad privelages before running to a town called sandiam(?) where Puffy, Niki, and Schlatt live. Schlatt is the mayor of the small town. Foolish is the barista at the captains cabin and hirs up conversation with Technoblade. Techno stays and eventually becomes a citizen.

    Idk what Schlatt is, Puffy is spirit of seafarers, Niki of sea, and Kristin has a grudge against them because of totem smuggling, the totems turn out to be foolish.

     

    Techno's spirits are bad, horrible. They take over sometimes. He has pauses. But Theseus always knocks him out of it.

    Tommy is spirit of luck, prime is a shitty weak spirit.

    Carl is Techno's buddy spirit. Carl is smart and can open doors and speak English.

    They are all spirits. All of them.

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    We Can Only Do the Best We Can (Till We Do It Again) by for thatsalaughandahalf

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)  

    06 Aug 2023

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    The bell on the door rang as it was pushed open. It was too early for Technoblade’s next appointment, so— without even glancing up— he said, “No walk-ins.”

    The footsteps didn’t stop until they reached the counter. Someone cleared their throat. Technoblade raised his eyes to find a teenager glaring at him over the counter.

    “No walk-ins,” Technoblade repeated, bored.

    “I’m not here for a tattoo.”

    “Well, we don’t do anything else,” Technoblade said dryly. This was the most entertainment he’d gotten all day, save for the long appointment he’d had that morning with Dream, one of his most consistent customers.

    “You need help,” the kid said with conviction.

    Technoblade arched his brow. “I wasn’t aware of that.”

    “Well, you do.”

    Technoblade examined him critically. The kid was tall but clearly young— the kind of customer Technoblade would double-check the ID of. “Are you even old enough to be in here?”

    The kid ignored the question. “You need help around here. And I need an apprenticeship.”

     

    Or, Technoblade is a tattoo artist and Tommy seeks an apprenticeship. The ink of their lives bleed together in unexpected ways.

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    delaying the inevitable by

    Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

    07 Oct 2025

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    The works related to on temporizing.

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    undo, underdog by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    15 Dec 2023

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    UA has a rule—no quirkless students. It was added years ago, after much hemming and hawing about safety concerns and lessening blame in the inevitable circumstance of death. There's no real reason to remove it, not as the percentage of quirkless people plummets further and further.

    Of course, this rule doesn't actually matter to Izuku, because he's got an analysis quirk.

    As far as anyone knows.

    The Plan is simple: have a quirk, become a hero, and avoid anyone who could disprove those first two things.

    In hindsight, UA isn't a great choice. And that's before the villains.

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    08 Nov 2024

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    Quirkless Izuku, Izuku pretends to have a quirk, fake quirk, dumbassery, Izuku & Hizashi, Izuku & Hatsune, Izuku & Monoma, Izuku & Aizawa, quirkless are banned from UA