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The boy sniffled in his arms and buried his aching head into the Prince's shoulder. "No parents.." he murmured and he felt Technos grip tighten, then he suddenly felt himself and Techno moving.
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into the woods (to get the thing that makes it worth the journeying) by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Jul 2025
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Philza lost his wife several years ago. Now he lives alone, tending his garden to ease the loneliness.
Until a witch offers him a way to get what he's longed for. So he sets out into the wood, in search of the four things she set him to find. Along the way, he may find something else.or, Into the Woods but make it SBI
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The Pandora Spaceship by I_dont_know_what_Im_doingJG
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Jul 2025
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Tommy and other people are going to therapy because the government said so.
It’s just unfortunate that their therapist is an a.i
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Oh, and his name happens to be Dream.
-This can only go well.
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TommyInnit's Unreliable Method of Befriending Supervillains by One_A_LonelyNumber
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Jul 2025
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Tommy's just trying to work his three jobs and get by in life.
He was not looking to be adopted by this random family and hunted down by the top three heroes!
How did it all go so wrong so fast?
Come find out! :D
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This takes events while Technoblade is in the snowy forest later in the story. It happens just about the same until this point. Believe the lore unless stated otherwise. Y/N starts off wondering through the forest before coming sword to neck with Technoblade and has to quickly explain herself.
I do not support a majority of the creators in the DSMP anymore so I will seriously try to avoid using them in this story but I do wanna make it as cohesive as I can.
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Legacy of the Crow Father Or What Once was (Title might be changed) by WolfsBane54
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
01 Jul 2025
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The Hero Tower was built as a beacon of Justice—an enduring monument to protect the city and its people. Its foundation was laid by the very first hero the city had ever known: the Crow Father. An avian of keen intellect and unwavering resolve, the Crow Father was both quick and cunning, embodying the true spirit of heroism. He was not only a protector of the people but also a visionary who sought to create a sanctuary for heroes themselves.
Understanding the tremendous psychological toll the heroic life took on those who served, the Crow Father developed a revolutionary system to support and safeguard the minds of heroes. This system, inspired in part by the principles of M.K. Ultra, was not designed to control or manipulate but to act as a mental safety net. It was a foundation of care meant to catch heroes before they broke, to bring them back from the brink when duty pushed them beyond their limits. In this way, the Crow Father established the first true chain of command—a bond of trust and protection between the Tower and its champions.
For a time, it was perfect.
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CHARACTERS NOT CC's. I DON'T CONDONE ACTIONS THAT CC's MIGHT HAVE DONE IRL.
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That's Absolutely Diabolical! by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jul 2025
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"Can you go away now?"
"Um, I don't think I can do that. This is kind of my job," the stranger with horns clarifies.
"So you're getting paid to stalk me? Damn, I must be really famous and didn't know."
It's almost like he's a character from The Truman Show, and with everything happening, he might as well be.
"Nah, I'm your guardian angel."
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That crack fic wherein Tommy's guardian angel has horns and fangs for a halo. Together, they have a bit of fun committing crimes. (They frankly do not give two fucks about anything and anyone except themselves and each other)
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Re:Blade - The blood god starting from zero in another world by Indefinitely_Procrastinating_Author
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Jun 2025
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The last thing Technoblade remembered, life was great - or at least, for him it was. he had just been teleported stasis out of prison by Philza and was about to relax for a bit...
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Now, somehow, Technoblade’s reincarnated into a world from some anime that the chat (voices/previous blood gods yadda yadda) wouldn’t shut up about. Something starting with Re-? Zero? Eh, whatever.
At first, it seemed like a dream. Modern world. Loving parents. A quiet, easy life. For the first time, Technoblade could finally retire, kick back, and live out his fantasy of doing absolutely nothing.
Yeah, life had other plans.
One freak twist later, he wakes up in a medieval fantasy land called Lugunica, and the Blood God quickly realises why some of the chatters freaked out at the start.
Now trapped in this newer new world, Technoblade has no idea how he got here, how to get out, or what insane deity thought this was a good idea.
Though... while he's at it, he might as well take down the corrupt government in the process.
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After a decade of chaos, the power registration bureau has brought peace to the world. To avoid prison, individuals with strong powers must become heroes (like Wilbur)
But some chose to go rogue (like Tommy)
Or hide it (like Techno)
Or hide it, and then go rogue (like Phil)
But it’s a lonely life…Pre-written, updates every six days ‘cause I’m not like the other girls
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- Part 9 of CampanullaFae's English mcyt fics
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The orphanage— the only place Tommy and Tubbo had— was burnt to crisp. The only place they could even slightly call home, even if it didn’t quite fit the word.
It’s not like the wretched place was good by any means, of course not. But seeing as they were there for a reason, they didn’t and still don’t have any place to go if not there.
Even if the steady rise of the vampire population was getting a bit scary, they’d never encounter one themselves, right?
Tommy and Tubbo would get through this together, like they always had. Even if the cost was their lives.
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Ember knew when she married Wilbur life would be exciting. She wasn't expecting it to be this exciting, however. Raising three kids on her own with her brother and father-in-law by her side, just maybe she can raise her youngest to be better than before.
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Ranboo is a B-grade android stuck with the monstrous alien that killed the humans he lived with. He doesn't really care about that though.
Techno was kidnapped by aliens, who he killed and may or may not had eaten a few of them, and now he's stuck with a weird metal creature that he's still not sure is alive.
Or B-grade robot Ranboo has no emotions, and big scary alien Techno is bad with emotions.
It'd be a shame if they got attached to each other.
"Not taking this work to seriously but I'll update it when I can." -me, the idiot who is now taking this very seriously
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Tommy's brother, Dream, manages to catch one of the most fearsome villains alive; The Angel of Death. Tommy can't help but see the Angel of Death as a human, rather than just a villain. This leads him down a long road of experiencing things in his life that don't always add up. Why is the Angel of Death so insistent on 'saving' him from his own brother?
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Grian needs to hunt down a monster in the forest, a creature of unexplainable powers that he has been instructed to capture. But instead of a ferocious beast, he meets Mumbo, a scared vampire that has no control over his powers or his bloodlust.
It's Grian's heart against his head, love against logic. Mumbo doesn't seem like the bloodthirsty creature that all the stories describe him as, but can Grian really trust him?
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Xavier's 100% ethical guide on how to avoid being drugged by your employers by Fyodor_Kinnie
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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Xavier Caffatre Marshtrapper is just a normal 15-year-old. Sure, he can talk to birds for some dumb reason and he's a vigilante, but that basically makes him like any other person in L’Manburg. So why, in Prime’s holy fuck, are Heroes harassing him?! Like bro—you’re a bird! Don’t you have seeds to go eat?! Go make a nest or shit on someone's head or something! Also, why does his brain keep slowing down at random moments? And side note—why is Kessho trying to get him to apply for a job at the Heroes’ Tower?!
"MY BACK HURTS, MY SPINE HURTS, MY SHOULDERS HURT, MY HEAD HURTS—WHY AM I BUILT LIKE THIS?! I SWEAR TO PRIME, I WILL THROW HANDS WITH GOD, RIGHT NOW, BAREFISTED, NO BUFFS—STRAIGHT-UP STREET BRAWL IN HIS OWN DAMN HOUSE—AND IF I DIE, I’M TAKING A CHOIR ANGEL WITH ME. ON PHILZA MINECRAFT HIMSELF, I’M DONE."
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Cursed - Dream SMP AU by Emilylime17
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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Philza's searching for Technoblade. A hoglin won't leave his side. Neither knows the truth. Yet.
Technoblade was cursed- turned into a hoglin with no way to communicate and tell his friends that no, Phil, he did not eat Techno, and no, Ranboo, he was not a pork snack, and for the love of Prime how had no one realised he was Technoblade yet? All the while, Techno's mysterious attacker plots from the shadows, a plan slowly coming to fruition that could endanger the little happiness left on this Prime-forsaken server.
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The hoglin then let out a soft grunt and opened its mouth as it leaned towards him. Phil flinched away, not wanting to get his face chewed off, but he was too slow to prevent it from grabbing onto the shoulder of his coat with its mouth. Phil froze as he watched it, and the crow on his other shoulder let out a surprised squawk. The pig ignored them both and started to drag Phil away by the sleeve.
“What the actual fuck is going on?”
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Or: Technoblade is turned into a hoglin and falls victim to Phil's chronic adoption, becoming his new pet. Techno is not pleased.
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(You probably looked for something like this to read.)
Tommy Innit was the Wife of Dream, who is one of the most wealthiest men in the Kingdom of the Antarctic Empire. The poor boy had been married to Dream since he was a teenager, due to his parents basically selling him to the highest bidder. Tommy was known for being one of the most beautiful Omegas in the Kingdom, which made many feel envious of him.
When his twentieth birthday came along, signalling his three years of being married, Tommy finally found the courage to leave his abusive husband and find his own way. Throughout his time on his own, Tommy found it difficult to find a job, since he was an Omega, and so he had to resort to thievery.
What will happen when he finally gets caught? Will he finally get the happily ever after? Or will Dream catch up to him in the end.
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As Techno slowly comes down with a strange illness that he just can't seem to kick, he once again finds himself cursing the fact that he has no pack to turn to for help. Alone in a world where different magical creatures tend to stick to themselves, and keep their knowledge insulated too, he truly is on his own.
No one is eager to help a lone wolf.
The vampire coven that Techno finds himself colliding with against his will are not in a comparable position. Phil, Tommy, and Wilbur are a tight knit family, as magical creatures are supposed to be. They're just as off-put by Techno's odd and isolated existence as anyone else. The only reason Techno overlaps with them at all is that one of their own is facing an unknown and strange illness too.
Is it more than coincidence that a werewolf and a vampire come down with mystery illnesses at the same time? And why does the universe seem set on shoving Techno into the tense situation brewing between the vampires and mages?
How will this turn out for the one person in this growing disaster without any pack to rely on?
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Quackity went to another city to visit his good friend, Roier, who was moving to another country with her husband. But during that week, nothing went as planned.
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Kristin has always loved the idea of having a pet bird. So, when a little Duckling entered his land, he didn't hesitate for a second to want to (get it) adopt it.
«Arc 1: The City.»
«Chapters: 1-10»
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Always at His Side, Never in His Sight by CookieNomNomCrunch
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Flower Fall (Philza Hardcore World)
28 Jun 2025
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Sometimes, prince Tommy wished he could disappear. He couldn’t stand the way people looked at him, like they could only see a political pawn to gain control over Flower Fall, a symbol of avian dominance in their mixed-origin country, a nubile prize to marry into nobility, a boy.
But once Techno gave him an invisibility potion, Tommy could vanish at any time! No one could look at him wrong if they couldn’t see him, right? Suddenly, Tommy didn’t have a care in the world…aside from the implication his brother wanted him to disappear.
For adopted crown prince Techno, all he wanted was to be seen. As a useful propaganda prop, sure, but the flashier a target he made, the safer Tommy would be. Nothing more than a decoy prince to draw the assassins away from the real royal family. For as much as they loved each other, Techno knew his family wanted him to disappear. And if the many assassins didn’t manage to take him out, his parents would ensure it themselves.
But that was fine. Techno would sacrifice his life for Tommy, the phantom of his protection to forever remain always at his side, never in his sight.