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just shrivel up and die by clementine_emeralds for Arkoin
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Sep 2025
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Techno squinted at the houseplant that had magically spawned in his kitchen over the weekend. He's tried asking Phil about it, asking Phil's friends about it, asking friends of Phil's friends about it. Not a single one of them had the faintest idea of how it got here.
Or, Tommy is a plant-boy, Techno is tormented, and Phil does not believe any of it.
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- Part 8 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
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maybe tomorrow by clementine_emeralds for Witchy_Lee_Hibernates
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Sep 2025
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For a single ragged exhale, Techno wondered what the occasion was. And then, the raucous noise of his son bursting into the room rumbled in his chest. Bubbling up into something calmer, easier.
It was perfect. Five-star meals, satin tablecloths, silverware. Tommy was smiling at him, but there was something missing. Something Techno cannot face.
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- Part 7 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
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the red means i love you by clementine_emeralds for Xyyz22, pRawn_eateR
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
24 Aug 2025
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I would have loved you, if it didn't mean loving you.”
Cas did not dare recoil as Dean's lips—not Dean not Dean not Dean—joined his. Tender, yet solicited. Castiel was at his mercy now, vulnerability seeped into his clothes as much as his own blood was.
A cruel thing it was, the kiss. It felt so real.
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Cas has no choice but to participate in Michael's sick pantomime. Dean's loving gaze is worn throughout the excruciating mindfuckery.
August of Whump Prompts: mindfuck (day 11 alternate prompt), lacerations (day fourteen), love (day twenty-nine)
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- Part 8 of a cruel, cruel, capricious god
- Part 3 of Supernatural August of Whump 2025
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are you still there inside my chest by clementine_emeralds for pRawn_eateR, Xyyz22
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
23 Aug 2025
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But he would not stop until every vein was reconnected, every slither of skin stitched back together, every fractured bone put back into the right place. He would not, could not bear to stop until Dean's heart was whole again, untouched and just as he had left it.
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Dean gets fatally shot, Cas's powers are failing, and somebody must commit one final act of desperation.
August of Whump Prompts: open wound (day twenty-one), pistol (day twenty-two), bleeding heart (day two)
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- Part 2 of Supernatural August of Whump 2025
- Part 7 of a cruel, cruel, capricious god
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When The Lights Go Out by clementine_emeralds for CoconutArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Aug 2025
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The sound of the drill looms overhead like an impending thunderstorm. Techno was reminded of what he had suffered under the hands of old captors years, eons before.
This time, it was incomparable. He was bound to his own vessel. He was screaming invocations at something that was not there, throwing prayers at a creator that had stopped listening long ago. These people, they will not fix him when he ultimately snaps. They will sew his pieces back together and wind him up like a toy and break him like he was one—over and over again—only then will they be satisfied.
Technoblade had seen such indescribable things humans have done to one another during his time on Earth. To do the unimaginable because you carry so much resentment within you until you’re only driven by nothing but anger. But the Thornes were not angry. They weren’t even angry at him. They were just entertained. To contain an ex-god in their slaughterhouse must be a circus show for them.
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Techno gets kidnapped by a clan that practices dark magic. Let's just say, he loses a lot in the process.
Prompt: Angst. Hurt/no comfort. Hit me in the feels.
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- Part 6 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
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it's a grisly job by clementine_emeralds for eucali
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Aug 2025
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“Are you sure you haven't found a case yet?” Tommy tilted his head. “Like, are you really, really sure?”
Techno's eyes lingered on his computer screen for a brief moment before looking at Tommy and sighing. “Could you be any more impatient?” he asked. “You know, you sound absolutely deranged when you act like you've bored yourself to death waiting for news of bizarre, grisly killings.”
“Yeah, well, it's our fucking job, you moron,” Tommy said sarcastically, lightly tapping his foot as the seconds passed without any hints of a new case.
“Ah, our job?” Techno snorted. “Like last hunt when you almost got beheaded by a revenant?”
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Techno and Tommy hunt an angry spirit.
Prompt: ghost hunting
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- Part 5 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
- Part 90 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
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all lights turned off can be turned on by clementine_emeralds for Xyyz22, pRawn_eateR
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
03 Aug 2025
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A figure was tucked into the corner, murmuring incoherent things. Dean could have sworn he heard his own name amongst the nonsensical ramblings. He shone his flashlight on the moving silhouette, tense and trembling. Dean's shoulders dropped immediately. There was his trenchcoated friend, knelt against the wall, staring at his hands, darkened by..by something. His face was slick with blood, fingers bent in all the wrong angles. Simply breathing audibly rustled his ribs. Dean could tell something terrible happened.
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Dean finds Cas after months of absence—brainwashed, mind controlled, and injured.
August of Whump Prompts: brainwashing (day one), mind control (day twelve), found (day twenty-five)
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- Part 6 of a cruel, cruel, capricious god
- Part 1 of Supernatural August of Whump 2025
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black smoke by clementine_emeralds for eveleni
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Aug 2025
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Techno threw his hands in the air, motioning for Phil to start looking around. See this for what it really is. The jaws of death. “Alright, then, use your notorious ’optimism’ to blast us out of here.
“Yes, yes, I should do that,” Phil nodded. “But why should I do that for you?”
“Thought you liked a challenge,” Techno shrugged his shoulder, a smirk playing on his lips. “You can't lose the only guy you can't beat to a catastrophic mishap. Surely not. If you're anything like the Philza I know and love to hate, you've always been a wildcard. You'll keep me alive.”
“And you?” Phil tilted his head. “Shouldn’t you be trying to kill me?”
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Technoblade is trapped in the heroes' base with his number one nemesis, Philza.
Prompt: “Shouldn’t you be trying to kill me?”
“Trust me, I’d love to, but I’m also trying to make it out of here alive.”Series
- Part 4 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
- Part 10 of of heroes, vigilantes, and villains
- Part 89 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
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i hope the butter on our ceiling makes you feel better by clementine_emeralds for Flamethedragon
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Aug 2025
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“You're being awfully suspicious,” Tommy hums. “Did you accidentally—or purposely—throw away my homework? Are you trying to distract me from finding out?”
Techno rolls his eyes. “Why is it so hard these days?”
“What, deceiving me?"
“No, bondin’ time.”
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Tommy has a difficult day at school. If only Techno attempting to make him feel better did not end up with butter stuck to their ceiling.
Prompt: hurt/comfort
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- Part 3 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
- Part 88 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
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see no evil, hear no evil by clementine_emeralds for Harvey_Is_A_Cool_Guy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Aug 2025
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“At least scream,” somebody– something– someone groaned behind him. "Come on, you can't be this boring."
Techno turned slowly. If the universe is somehow listening, can he just keep turning forever and never have to face whoever just said that?
“No offense but I think you have a loose screw,” that voice said impatiently. “I haven't got all day.”
Nothing bad was happening right now.
Not at all.
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Techno just wants to take a break. A restful one wherein only good things happen to him. The ghost in his apartment may disagree.
Prompt: “Nothing bad could happen today“
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- Part 2 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
- Part 87 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
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killing ghasts is child's play by clementine_emeralds for tadpolesintidepools
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Aug 2025
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Tommy nervously takes a step back. He doesn't know where he's headed, but he definitely won't be staying and standing completely vulnerable in the face of a fire-spitting demon like a goddamn idiot.
And he fucking trips because the luck on his side is the kind of luck carried by a student that got wrongfully expelled a few days before graduation (nope, definitely not him, nuh uh).
“Fuck- what the hell?” Tommy rises from the ground. It wasn't long before he noticed what exactly he had tripped on. Or in this case, who he had tripped on.
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Tommy finds himself in a hellhole of an alternate universe, and stumbles upon a mysterious child.
Prompt: Setting is the nether
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- Part 1 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
- Part 86 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
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This wasn't just a normal, crappy migraine. This was something entirely different.
“You gotta look at me, man,” Dean pleaded.
But the darkness had begun to creep in like the weaving of vines, wrapping around his eyes. Cas tried to look at Dean, only to realise that he was unable to. “I can't,” was the last thing he uttered before the tenebrous thorns caught onto his skin and dragged him away for slaughter.
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After getting hit by a witch's curse, Cas finds himself blinded. He and Dean figure it out together.
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- Part 5 of a cruel, cruel, capricious god
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The lightning illuminated In-ho’s face—his lips pressed into a thin line, yet his eyes glinted with warmth and promised safety. Coiled around his arm, a dry towel, as if he'd expected his husband to come back to him exactly as he did.
“Come here,” In-ho told Gi-hun in a low voice, unfurling the towel delicately. “You're drenched, honey.”
//or, Gi-hun comes home drenched from the rain.
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Cas’s gaze lingered on Dean’s dampened shirt, and his distraught expression. Maybe he deserved to know why a divine entity like him could easily fall defenseless under the pressure of..water. Pure, placid water.
Dean exhaled, muttering a string of curses beneath his ragged breath. “Cas, why didn't you tell me you can't swim? You know what, here's a better question for you. You're older than sin, man, and you're telling me you can't swim?”
“It's my wings,” Cas answered. The hunter could not see it, but resting on the ethereal plane were a pair of stupendous wings, darker than the loch itself, and they were completely waterlogged. “They're too heavy for me to even attempt to swim back to the surface. Angels aren't buoyant, Dean.”
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Cas accidentally falls into a lake during a hunt. Dean is surprised to learn that angels can't swim.
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- Part 4 of a cruel, cruel, capricious god
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He did not even begin to consider that they could have somebody else chained up in here with him. Nevertheless, where else could the scream that had woken him up come from?
“I'm asking you again, angel,” one of the Brits snarled. Dean felt his blood run cold. “Give us a list of all the most competent hunters in the country. What are their names?”
“I don't know,” a familiar voice said through gritted teeth.
Dean let a few choice words go unheard beneath his breath. “Cas?” he called out, needing that confirmation. He needed to know, he needed to be proven wrong.
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Dean and Cas get kidnapped by the British Men of Letters, and they tend to push too far for mere information. Things happen.
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- Part 3 of a cruel, cruel, capricious god
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That's Absolutely Diabolical! by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jul 2025
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"Can you go away now?"
"Um, I don't think I can do that. This is kind of my job," the stranger with horns clarifies.
"So you're getting paid to stalk me? Damn, I must be really famous and didn't know."
It's almost like he's a character from The Truman Show, and with everything happening, he might as well be.
"Nah, I'm your guardian angel."
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That crack fic wherein Tommy's guardian angel has horns and fangs for a halo. Together, they have a bit of fun committing crimes. (They frankly do not give two fucks about anything and anyone except themselves and each other)
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They needed to find a steadfast way to get rid of the Mark of Cain. Quick. But for now, Cas laid on the floor of the bunker, breathless and full of uncertainty.
The bookshelves seemed as if they were more than willing to topple over him. And the floor pulsed beneath his broken body. He just wished that his grace could heal him as fast as he wanted—needed it to. He has to get to Sam and the others. If they couldn't fix this soon, he fears-
“Cas?” a voice, on edge, almost panicky, calls him. A pair of boots echoed through the unbothered corridors of the bunker.
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Set immediately after MOC!Dean beats the shit out of Castiel. Except Sam shows up, takes care of Cas who swears that he's fine, and maybe a few words were spilled in the process.
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- Part 2 of a cruel, cruel, capricious god
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surely a few more bottles of this wouldn't hurt by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
11 Jun 2025
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“Dean,” Cas answered in that same gravelly tone he has always used, though a little shakily. “Do we have any more aspirin? There’s this..headache I’ve been trying to deal with for the past couple of hours.”
“You mean more than we already have?” Dean asked. “Pretty sure there’s enough in the first aid cabinet to get a hundred people with headaches back on their toes. I know Sam was the last to take a few tablets so he probably-”
“I know. I took them,” Cas sighed.
“Wait, what do you mean you took them?” Dean asked, voice on edge. Alarmed in a way Cas did not understand when he usually, almost always did.
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Cas is dealing with a headache and gets his hands on some aspirin. This does not end well for the sick (and nearly human) angel. Meanwhile, Dean rushes home from a hunt to make sure his friend does not succumb from an accidental drug overdose.
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- Part 1 of a cruel, cruel, capricious god
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“Please do not tell me,” Aziraphale started slowly. “That you are anywhere near this lake. Are you?”
“Oh, yes I am!” Crowley answered with much mirth. “In fact, I’m looking at it right now!”
Aziraphale gasped beneath his breath. “That is asking for death, Crowley.”
“Not to worry, Angel,” Crowley laughed, as he does when he is being a reckless fool. “It’s not like I’m willing to jump straight into it. I’m only here to, er..collect.”
“Of course,” Aziraphale chuckled nervously. “Where did you say you are right now?”
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Aziraphale has not visited the Holy Lakes in a long time. But when Crowley decides that harvesting some holy water from one of them seems to be a terrific idea, he decides to go on a long overdue trip. (That is just an excuse to make sure his demon does not slip and fall into the water and discorporate.)
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What Do You Mean I Don't Come From a Family of Electricians? by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 May 2025
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Tommy didn't really believe in ghosts. Well, maybe that's because Techno always goes on and on about how they aren't real.
His older brother—typically quiet, downright boring—tries to debunk the paranormal with weird scientific terms he could *not* give two shits about.
Unfortunately, smartass Techno was wrong this time. Because now, Tommy is hiding in the gap between a basket of his dirty laundry and a drawer overtaken by black mold. From a ghost.
Or a phantom. Or Freddy Krueger. Or a serial killer who's really good at their job. From- from something.
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Tommy doesn't believe in ghosts. Of course he doesn't. Only idiots do that. At least, that's what his family has been telling him for years now. But when he encounters a spirit himself, it turns out that his older brother Techno knows more about banishing evil than the average sane person does.
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