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    Oh no my glASSes: “have martin ‘forget’ to bring jon tea”

    Scooby snacc: :0

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    A TMA group chat fic with pranks, pining, and many half-baked attempts to get jon to have one (1) willing social interaction.

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    30 Jul 2025

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    Sometimes, Owen looks back on their years together and sees an amusement park. All the games they played are covered in rust-colored dust, hiding from the agencies and from Curt’s mother and even themselves, the panels of the swing ride of playful banter and swooping hearts moulded through, their varnish tarnished.

    Curt doesn't kill Owen. Instead, he takes them both back to Ms. Mega's house. Owen isn't pleased.

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    14 Nov 2024

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    Owen getting mothered into giving up government secrets is genuinely some of the funniest shit I've ever read. Literally in love with this <33

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    “When is it going to break you?”
    Eiffel laughed, a high-pitched, reedy sound. “When is what going to break me? I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to be more specific. The star? E.T.? The crushing void of space? This fucking space station?”
    “The others.”
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    I just realized that Eiffel is the Scapegoat character and had to write him getting what he deserves. i.e. an apology.

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    01 Oct 2024

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    SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP BEST DOUG EIFFEL ANGST EVERRRRRRRR

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    Loosely (very loosely) inspired by If We Were Villains, but mainly fueled by my undying love for Shakespeare and oblivious gays, this story follows the journey of ones Edwin and Charles, from enemies to friends to lovers in the span of 10 years. Rest assured: the drama won't stay on the stage.

    (Edwin and Charles met at “Arnaud Tillyard” theatre school in Idaho and hated each other with a passion for years. Then, something changed. Now, they live together in Del Norte and maybe, maybe, their relationship is about to change. Again.)

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    10 Aug 2024

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    IF WE WERE VILLAINS AKA THE BEST BOOK EVER TO BE WRITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! READ THIS WHEN COMPLETE :D

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    Depersonalization-derealization disorder (DPDR, DDD) is a mental disorder in which the person has persistent or recurrent feelings of depersonalization and/or derealization. Depersonalization is described as feeling disconnected or detached from one's self. Individuals may report feeling as if they are an outside observer of their own thoughts or body, and often report feeling a loss of control over their thoughts or actions. Derealization is described as detachment from one's surroundings. Individuals experiencing derealization may report perceiving the world around them as foggy, dreamlike, surreal, and/or visually distorted.

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    10 Aug 2024

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    Number one take on Clonecobi I'm actively eating drywall about this

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