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Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.
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- Part 4 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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22 Aug 2025
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Fjord worried that Caleb carrying the orb would lead to Uk'otoa attacking him.
Few realize the ferocity with which the Might Nein destroy anyone who hurts one of their own, but the followers of Uk'otoa are going to learn.
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21 Jul 2025
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Don’t Pick Up Children From the Trash Can by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.
They say bastard.
And for once, they’re actually right.
(Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)
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- Part 7 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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08 Jun 2025
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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05 Apr 2025
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For the first time ever, Tim needs an adult.
So Tim resorts to the only option he has left: Blackmail.
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01 Feb 2025