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    “Look,” Thorin said to Dwalin, after the halfling had miraculously survived a hundred foot fall and caught up with them after escaping a mountain full of ravenous goblins, the entire company had been cornered on a cliff by wargs and set fire to the trees they were on, Thorin himself had managed to avoid getting decapitated, and the whole lot of them had gotten an unexpected ride by oliphant-sized talking eagles. The halfling was still bubbling happily nearby, his stupidly beautiful eyes wide open and fawn-like. “Look,” Thorin said again, a little more firmly. “There’s something not right about all this.”

    “Mahal, not this again,” said Dwalin.

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    07 Apr 2021

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    The bestest crack
    Makes me happy. I will never not laugh at this.

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    22 Jun 2021

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    When one world meets another all that truly keeps them apart is willpower.

    What happens when Bilba's willpower starts crumbling?

    Who's to say really, all that we know is that Thorin will be waiting by the garden fence with bated breath.

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    03 Apr 2021

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    "I want to go home," Myrtle wailed loudly the moment Bilbo picked his way up the gravel slope to the Ereborean dragon pens.

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    31 Mar 2021

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    Thorin's company is separated in a snow storm atop the misty mountains. This is a slight AU where certain events don't happen and even a small catalyst, like a change in the weather can distort future realities.

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    25 Mar 2021