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Hal Jordan Is The Second Smartest in The League by Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
25 Aug 2024
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“What are you playing at, Lantern?” Batman’s lips are pulled into a frown, and his tone is searching, prodding– like he’s trying to see if Hal is joking or genuinely knows.
Hal raises his hands in mock surrender to show he means no harm. “Look, the code of capes, masks, and cowls: I won’t tell anyone your civilian identity.” He smiles. “I’m just letting you know that I know so that you know I’m the smartest in the League.”
“What are you talking about?” Batman applies the same tactic as earlier.
“Well, you’re the smartest, I digress– so maybe I’m the second smartest, but finding out your identity? C’mon Brucie, give me some credit, it’s pretty impressive.”
“Don’t call me that.”
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This is what happens when Hal Jordan is the first to learn that Bruce Wayne is Batman.
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Don’t Pick Up Children From the Trash Can by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.
They say bastard.
And for once, they’re actually right.
(Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)
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- Part 7 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?
Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”
From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.
Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.
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Relationship Rules by Mawiiish
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
22 Oct 2024
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They've finally started dating, for real this time. No more secrets, no more misunderstandings. Just a handful of rules that Clark loves shoving in Bruce's face just to see him roll his eyes but ultimately comply. They're just excuses for Clark to touch, tickle or be a general menace to his loving boyfriend. At least until Bruce finds a way to use them for his own good.
Or: The 5 relationship rules Clark comes up with and the 1 he begs Bruce to please accept
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- Part 2 of the cost of being a good dad
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No Cops at Pride (Only Batman) by emmacortana for littered
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
01 Dec 2023
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Bruce thinks Dick is trying to come out to him.
Dick didn't get the memo.