sir_carebearalot
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once he was seven years old (once he was mine) by sir_carebearalot
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
11 Oct 2025
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Achilles: FUCK HECTOR! HE SUCKS! HE SHOULD CHOKE ON HIS OWN DI--
Bartender: Whoa, what has that Hector guy done to get you in such a state?
[slightly manic laughter]
Achilles: What has Hector ever done to me, you asked? What has Hector ever done to me? What hasn't he done?
Bartender: Maybe you should--
Achilles: No, hear me out. Listen.
Imagine this: you turn sixteen. Your best friend likes boys-- which is fine because you aren't homophobic; it's just also not fine because you realize that you love him right then and there.... but he has a boyfriend.
Imagine this: you turn eighteen, they break up-- your best friend, a beautiful bisexual man-- swears off men.
Can you fucking believe that?
Bartender: I'm sure he doesn't mean it.
Achilles: I thought so too.
[a long tense pause]
Achilles: It's been two years. He has a girlfriend now. She told me she plans on marrying him.
Bartender: Oh. ... The next drink is on me, kid.
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smiles hide what secrets keep by sir_carebearalot
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
13 Sep 2025
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“Is he with someone romantically?” she clarified.
“No,” Tamaki said dully, unsure of why he suddenly felt very small and very helpless. “He’s is a bachelor.”
A faint flush of hope dusted her pretty face and Tamaki had to look away. “Oh, well, thank you, Suoh-san.”
“He’s not really looking for a relationship right now.”
The words were out of mouth before he could consent to such a statement. Strangely, he could not muster himself to feel sorry for it. Not even when some of her girlish excitement dimmed and something strange zipped through his chest. The sort of thrill belonging to a liar.
AKA the fic where Tamaki had been trying to find Kyoya's other half forever. It was a worthy quest, it was one he had dedicated years too. He... he didn't want it to end.
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HEAD'S A MESS (she's responsible) by sir_carebearalot
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
07 Sep 2025
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Haruhi leaned back on the bed, gloriously naked, a sweet smile on their face.
Renge doesn't waste time. She surged forward and covered their skin with her own.
Tonight, Haruhi was hers.
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Team Bonding is Just An Excuse— by sir_carebearalot
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
21 Aug 2025
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“If my team wins,” he says casually, “then you have to wear an outfit of my choosing. And you have to let me take pictures.”
“For the club?”
Tamaki shakes his head. “For me.”
Kyoya narrows his eyes. “Is it perverted?”
“No?”
He crosses his arms. “Tamaki. Is it drag?”
“Are you that sure you’re gonna lose?” Tamaki deflects.
Kyoya’s brow quirks and then he says.
“When my team wins, I want you to swear off ever waking me up before noon again.”Tamaki’s expression falls. “Kyoya, you’re too cruel.”
AKA the fic where Tamaki organizes a laser tag event under the guise of team bonding but he has other reasons as well
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slow dance with you by sir_carebearalot
Fandoms: Sefer Daniel | Book of Daniel (Abrahamic Religions)
03 Aug 2025
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Daniel is jealous.
And he doesn’t even know it.
Until he does.
AKA the fic where Daniel is overtly jealous on three separate occasions and then he finally clocks what it is <3
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different writing styles/techniches + experimentation dump by sir_carebearalot
Fandom: Cursed Princess Club (Webcomic), High School Musical (Movies), Lore Olympus (Webcomic), The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Victorious (TV)
11 Oct 2025
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works i need to revisit and clean up <3 by sir_carebearalot
Fandom: Gilmore Girls (TV 2000), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
25 Jul 2025
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i made these in a passion rush and lost the motivation to add the touched i likely wanted, they will be here untill I think they are ready to stand on their own <3
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tamakyo but make it swiftie-styled by sir_carebearalot
Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
06 Jun 2025
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basically all fics that are inspired by taylor bc she's my main inspo rn
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Oh, All the AU's.... by sir_carebearalot
Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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1 & 2) Hanahaki AU, doomed yaoi, first person POV, angsty
3) Mafia AU, successful, morally ambiguous yaoi, third person POV, crackity crack crack
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- 13,589
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- 3
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False God... by sir_carebearalot
Fandom: Book of Daniel - Fandom, Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament), Sefer Daniel | Book of Daniel (Abrahamic Religions)
31 May 2025
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Darius and Daniel...
The first was for funsies, but I was always a bit unsatisfied.... so, now I get to go back and fix what I didn't like!! YAY!!!
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buy back the secrets by sundiscus for cairosene, remux, regional_catastrophe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
27 Feb 2025
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He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”
Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.
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“Oh, Little Wing, you have no idea how much I hated you.”
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Bookmarked by sir_carebearalot
01 Oct 2025
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Northern Attitude (I Was Raised on Little Light) by theskeptileptic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
09 Jan 2025
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It's not *Tim's* fault Batman slept with his mom sixteen years ago, or Tim's fault that Bruce Wayne regrets signing away his parental rights fifteen years ago, but Jack Drake sure thinks it is. Now Damian is bugging him about cows and family and Jason and Dick won't stop kidnapping him and Bruce is acting like court orders don't matter, like he doesn't have a huge bat-shaped secret to protect from literally the whole freaking world.
Why is Tim the only functioning adult in this situation?
This was supposed to be coated in angst, but it fell in the fluff bucket instead. (So, update, some people are saying this may not be as fluffy as I am advertising it. I plead the 5th.)
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Dick cooed and went to snuggle Bruce once more. Maybe he should get his son a cat for his birthday?
"You are purrfect." Dick squeezed him tighter and attacked him with more kisses.
Maybe not. The cat would probably murder him out of sheer annoyance.
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Bruce gets turned into a cat. In a family of detectives, it should be an easy enough problem to solve. It should.
Instead, Bruce is trapped in a small, fluffy body fueled by pure spite.
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- Part 24 of Batfamily Fluff
- Language:
- English
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Bookmarked by sir_carebearalot
13 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
DUKE DUKE DUEK was barely here but he was FELT, and the fam is so funny and cracky in this LOVE
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As he refused to be coddled, Damian hissed at anyone who dared to come near him.
Duke, on the other hand, was preening under the barrage of compliments and coos bestowed upon him.
“You're such a brave little lion.” Dick praised, scratching the top of Duke's head.
Duke chirped as if to say 'I know.'
What an embarrassment.
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Duke and Damian get turned into baby felines. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 30 of Batfamily Fluff