Crack treated seriously favourites

Collection for my favourite fics that spawned from a humourous idea/prompt, but has taken the idea as realistically as possible.
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Kuina is the name given to him, and it’s one she’s happy to take. Her future as a wife, not so much. She vows to break any ties that threaten her freedom, but this Zoro guy won’t leave her alone. Maybe if she throws Wado Ichimonji at him?
A version of Kuina survives, and fate spins on.
(“I’m Zoro,” he tries again, “and I’m going to be the world’s greatest swordsman.”
“Kuina,” she says, and I am going to fly.)
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A Blessing In Disguise by Hokkaido_milk_pudding
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Aug 2025
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Toji never intended to have so many kids. He had initially thought that once Megumi and Touya were born, then that was it. But he could never seem to resist the winter goddess that is his wife.
As for Himura Rei, she was resigned to marrying Enji at 18. But getting into a quirk mishap after meeting her supposed husband-to-be and ending up in a world with cursed spirits wasn't part of the plan.
But the muscular man with a scar on his lip turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
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- Part 1 of A Blessing In Disguise Universe
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A shinobi must not value himself but rather adhere to his village's ideals. A shinobi must always put the mission first. A shinobi must never show any weakness. The jinchuuriki are tied down by a long list of both written and unwritten rules of things that they aren't supposed to do. Playing Peek-a-Boo with the vessel of the Kyuubi is probably at the top of that list.
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- Part 1 of Through Your Door
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He can see ghosts, which means he still has family. Still has Shisui, and all the aunts and uncles and cousins and distant relatives he didn’t even know before. Still has mother, her kind smile and her knowledge. Still has father, as well, although Fugaku stays distant most days, wallowing in regrets and things that make the air around him terribly cold.
Sasuke is glad, selfishly, for that small mercy.
He could have lived without the ghost drama, though....
Or: the one where Sasuke can see ghosts, and things aren't as bad as they could be.
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The Cat Guardian: Licorice Stick by I_Am_A_Silver_Lining
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, What If...? (TV 2021)
21 Mar 2025
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Summary: Kore wakes up. She’s a cat now. A big, fluffy cat with no idea how it happened or why. She thought things were crazy with just that, but then she meets a familiar face under a different name and things get even crazier.
OR!
In which a modern-girl falls into the Marvel Universe and is shifted into a cat. Bumps into Tony Stark and decided to follow him home because he's a magnet for trouble and she had a bleeding heart and a low-key-hero-worship-hard-on for Iron Man.
Some mythological/magical bullshit happens later, but Marvel was already full of that before she got there, totally not her fault.
(not abandoned! Just working on multiple fics at once)Series
- Part 1 of The Cat Guardians
- Part 1 of Kore's otherworldly Shenanigans
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"Ignore the dementor; really, it's fine. There are no monsters here. It's just me…Harry."
When things go very wrong before his fifth year, Harry Potter tries to pretend everything is normal…while also taking care of his Harry-suit so that it stays healthy and alive and learning to rein in his new powers, yeah everything is definitely normal.
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Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
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There are Naruto characters who can tell they're inside the Naruto story and honestly, take it pretty well.
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Cursed to Strife by AimeeLouWrites, Traykor
Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XV
25 Apr 2025
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Cloud is cursed to bounce through dimensions forever. It's exactly as bad as it sounds.
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The witchers' grapevine by Ledgea
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Sep 2020
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- 7
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