Crack treated seriously favourites
Collection for my favourite fics that spawned from a humourous idea/prompt, but has taken the idea as realistically as possible.
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A Blessing In Disguise by Hokkaido_milk_pudding
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Aug 2025
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Toji never intended to have so many kids. He had initially thought that once Megumi and Touya were born, then that was it. But he could never seem to resist the winter goddess that is his wife.
As for Himura Rei, she was resigned to marrying Enji at 18. But getting into a quirk mishap after meeting her supposed husband-to-be and ending up in a world with cursed spirits wasn't part of the plan.
But the muscular man with a scar on his lip turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
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- Part 1 of A Blessing In Disguise Universe
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Namikaze Minato makes a mistake. Uzumaki Kushina makes a choice. Naruto ends up growing up with a red haired, foul tempered older brother who wants Konoha to be atomized, preferably yesterday.
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- Part 1 of the boy and the fox
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Death Need Not Apply by Salt00
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Apr 2020
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No one noticed when Izuku manifested his quirk. Not at first.
A week later and people began to take notice. After a statistically improbable week without a single death, people took notice. After deadly wounds were shrugged off like nothing, people took notice. Time passed and still no one could die. When the city of Musutafu became engulfed in the phenomenon dubbed 'The Zone', people were wary. No one could uncover what caused The Zone. It was an unknown, some claimed. It went against the laws of the world, some claimed. It was profitable, others claimed.
Humans adapt. It's what they do. When faced with the bizarre, humanity adapts. The strange becomes mundane.
The rest of the world looks on in horror.
Izuku's quirk emits a massive no-kill zone around him. This has consequences.
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How Is This My Life? by TheAdorkablePipsqueek
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
05 Apr 2022
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How is someone supposed to survive Thedas as a vulpix? No really, I have no idea. I’m open to any and all suggestions that don’t include death or pain of any kind. Now would be a great time for someone to pop out and claim godhood because I’m down to convert if I could get a how to guide for idiots on surviving bullshit. One soul for a cheat guide please and thank you.
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Altaïr reincarnates into the year 1476.
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Cursed to Strife by AimeeLouWrites, Traykor
Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XV
06 Oct 2025
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Cloud is cursed to bounce through dimensions forever. It's exactly as bad as it sounds.
- Words:
- 89,793
- Works:
- 20
- Bookmarks:
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The witchers' grapevine by Ledgea
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Sep 2020
- Words:
- 167,543
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
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Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Or,
There are Naruto characters who can tell they're inside the Naruto story and honestly, take it pretty well.
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"Ignore the dementor; really, it's fine. There are no monsters here. It's just me…Harry."
When things go very wrong before his fifth year, Harry Potter tries to pretend everything is normal…while also taking care of his Harry-suit so that it stays healthy and alive and learning to rein in his new powers, yeah everything is definitely normal.