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    Bakugou just wanted to get through this h*ll hole of life. Unfortunately, people keep asking him if he's ok and the more they ask the closer to answering "no" he gets.

    or

    As much as Bakugou would like to hide all of the things that make him human far too many people refuse to let that happen.

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    15,347
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    10/?
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    864
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    150
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    Techno's soulmate is introspective and thoughtful. Techno's soulmate is a hardened soldier, with tragic stories to tell, using wise old words. Techno’s soulmate is a lover, a fighter, a poet, and a performer.

    Tommy is none of these things.

    ... Right?

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    OR: the Bedrock Bros platonic soulmate + foster au where, as soulmates, they couldn't be more alike. As brothers, they are exact opposites. They just need to learn to consolidate their presupposed differences, and everything will make sense.

    Neither one knows how to do this.

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    24,338
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    9/?
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    483
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    1,285
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    AUTHOR NOTE: CURRENTLY WRITING WILBURS CHARACTER OUT OF THE FIC (Chapters 1-13 updated so far <3)
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    This wasn’t happening, was it?

    Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”

    “One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”

    Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.
    Oh god, no.
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    A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensues

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    English
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    188,528
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Collections:
    41
    Comments:
    5,111
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    18,515
    Bookmarks:
    2,684
    Hits:
    482,146
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    Red Hood’s men are worried. Red Hood got hit by something nasty that has him laid up for days and everyone is starting to get nervous. Fortunately, a few off hand comments by a not so lucid Red Hood give them all the hints they needed to get the perfect cure for their boss, a cop by the name Dick Grayson.

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    English
    Words:
    11,219
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    28
    Comments:
    374
    Kudos:
    10,058
    Bookmarks:
    1,639
    Hits:
    84,532
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    Tommy Innit, known mostly as Red Thunder, the golden and beloved sidekick of Dream, has been doing his best to be the best he could ever be.
    He'd been training under Dream's wing, and honestly couldn't have asked for anything better! Except-

    He's suddenly asked by the Sleepy Bois Inc (one of the best hero groups in the country, his idols) to join them on one of their missions, and he's almost screaming in joy. Almost.

    But why do they keep insisting that Dream has been treating him wrong when the man had just wanted to make him better?

    .

    Or
    Tommy temporarily joins the sbi hero group and finds out he might have been hurt more than he realized

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    109,588
    Chapters:
    30/?
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    14
    Comments:
    1,924
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    5,989
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    949
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    186,175
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    The monsters down the hall have been the source of his nightmares plenty of times. But Tommy knows this; they have rules. They’re playing a game, sure, they’re messing with things that shouldn’t even be able to be messed with, but there are rules around it.

    They don’t hurt Tommy. They are his brothers, and they act like it even when their cover is blown. They might not love him, or really care about him, but they pretend to, at the very least. They play the role well.

    If Tommy goes, and seeks them out, they will protect him like how older brothers do. And he will know, and be secure in the fact that if anything were to come to hurt him in the night, they would tear it apart into pathetic remains.

     


    (Or, a sequel to Ring ring ring banana phone, in which Tommy adjusts with his Not Brothers, and they adjust to him)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    49,537
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    655
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    3,786
    Bookmarks:
    459
    Hits:
    47,705
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    Aizawa Shouta was tired.

    Crouched on the edge of the roof as he was, he observed the streets below him silently. He was coming to the end of his patrol, and if everything remained as it was, he'd be able to catch a decent nap before having to report in to the school for another round of proctoring.

    Which, of course, is when he saw the kid being chased down the alley.

    ***

    Or Izuku is your average 21st-century kid. Being sucked through a time-traveling portal and dropped in the middle of a fantasy world with supervillains was not his idea for a good start to the new school year. Good thing he has everyone's favorite underground hero keeping an eye on him. With a hero by his side, how much trouble could he possibly get into while trying to find his way back home?

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    46,547
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Collections:
    82
    Comments:
    2,132
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    14,935
    Bookmarks:
    4,411
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    256,948
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    Izuku's quirk is simple, it tells him exactly what he needs to do.
    It tells him to grab an umbrella and that afternoon it rains unexpectedly. It tells him to bring cash and it turns out the card reader is out of order.
    His quirk tells him to rob a bank.
    Well, why not?
    - - -
    Does the name All for One mean anything to Izuku? Nope.
    Will he tear down the empire of a powerful villain who has been terrorizing Japan for over a century anyway? Sure.

    Language:
    English
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    66,853
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    59
    Comments:
    2,299
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    28,324
    Bookmarks:
    10,312
    Hits:
    314,089
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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    213,631
    Chapters:
    51/51
    Collections:
    80
    Comments:
    6,367
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    30,303
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    9,215
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    1,061,142
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    Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.

    Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.

    Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.

    Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.

    Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.

    Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.

    Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    76,418
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Collections:
    42
    Comments:
    1,029
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    8,240
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    1,789
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    162,535
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    Tommy never dreamed of reaching for the stars, but the aliens who kidnapped him certainly didn't care about that. They also didn't care when they separated Tommy from his brother and put Tommy in the equivalent of an alien pet store. At least the person who bought him was nice, if a little... clingy.

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    AKA mostly fluffy alien shenanigans for almost 7k words. Some angst but like pretty fluffy, so eat your fill because what I'll be posting in December will decidedly not be >:)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,767
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    1,978
    Bookmarks:
    315
    Hits:
    12,657
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    Technoblade gets reincarnated into a book where it doesn’t end well. The antagonist of the story, Thomas, is fated to destroy the world– Technoblade becomes the canon fodder brother who wasn’t supposed to exist in the time of the story.

    He’s not fond of the idea of dying.
    Nah, he’s going to be tweaking some things.

    ~+~
    Prompt: Reincarnation/isekai

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    61,616
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    10
    Comments:
    245
    Kudos:
    2,355
    Bookmarks:
    640
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    35,972
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    Tommy had lived many lives, never regretting death but regretting the way he had lived his life. Even in his current life, being a child genius, deprived of his childhood, was not the way he wanted to live.

    Therefore he started a Twitch account.

    Who knew meeting three streamers would help him heal?

    —————————————

    Or: Tommy reincarnation AU where SBI helps him heal all while believing Tommy Simons, the child genius, and Tommyinnit, the streamer, were different people

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,647
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    11
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    1,259
    Bookmarks:
    229
    Hits:
    8,047
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    When Technoblade signs up to be an emergency foster parent, he doesn't intend to let anyone stay in his apartment for that long.

    Then, an unclassified hybrid kid shows up.

     

    Aka. Techno sees a beat-up Tommy and goes "hmm yes, I'll keep that one"

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    11,266
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    28
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    110
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    3,799
    Bookmarks:
    883
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    22,654
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    Wilbur was exhausted. It was raining and his throat hurt and with every step, Tommy was getting heavier in his arms. But he’d already made the kid walk so far today and in all honesty, Wilbur would rather deal with sore arms than a six year old’s tears of exhaustion.

    Finally, Wilbur stumbled onto the street they tentatively— and illegally— called home. It was lined with identical townhouses, one of which was currently empty. They’d been squatting in it for nearly a month now. It wasn’t the safest place they’d ever slept, but when it came to insulating them from the winter chill, Wilbur would give it five stars on any hotel website.

    Unfortunately, the window he climbed through was not the one they'd been using these past few weeks. This window belonged to the most terrifying man Wilbur had ever laid eyes on.

     

    Or, while on the run, Wilbur and Tommy accidentally break into the wrong house. Technoblade finds them asleep in his living room. Family ensues.

    Eventually.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    362
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    2,015
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    374
    Hits:
    23,315
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    Stories are valuable. Hermes, being made from stories and magic, knows that better than anyone. So when he finds a secret room in Stratos full of stories, he investigates.

    Or: The Mezalean King died a long time ago, along with his kingdom. Joel did not.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    65
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    461
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    88
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    1,863
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    Tommy had three soulmates. He had named them Crow, Note and Poem according to the way he can identify them. Yet why must they be so hard to find? How is he meant to not doubt fate when he was already 16 and had not found his soulmate?

    ——————————

    Or: Tommy doubts the red string of fate, therefore fate sends him off on a trip of chance to find his soulmates in different places. Who would have known an arcade would be the place he’d find his first?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,870
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    748
    Bookmarks:
    97
    Hits:
    4,777
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    A wrist was pressed against his mouth. “Drink,” Technoblade said into his ear, and any lingering hope that he might just kill him here or better yet just let him die from his injuries instead of dragging him back to their sire withered away. Tommy kept his mouth shut. “Drink, now, or you’re going to die.”

    Scorned fledglings either had a sympathetic adult vampire take them on as a substitute sire or died. The first was not an option for Tommy. Everyone knew the moment he managed to wiggle out of the cruel grip of his own sire that helping him was a death sentence. In fact, coming face to face with any vampire meant getting dragged back to those who'd laid claim to his blood. Few wanted to go against the Sleepy Coven; all wanted to gain favor with them. His fate was to die on the street at best. At worst... well, that's why he’d ran.

    Yet, he ended up blessed by circumstance (for once) with a third option curtesy of his best friend Tubbo whose hands were stained with magic and who was willing to do what was necessary to keep him alive, bloodsucker or not.

    (I adore all of the Dark SBI vampire fics, but I'm also a wimp, so I want it to all be a horrible misunderstanding and for them to all hug at the end.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,860
    Chapters:
    33/33
    Collections:
    26
    Comments:
    2,681
    Kudos:
    7,318
    Bookmarks:
    1,309
    Hits:
    208,105
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    In a world where faeries are hinted at as bedtime stories, Wilbur Soot is on his own. A boy without a home, finds his with a man who goes by Crow.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,585
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1,569
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    “Tommy’s not outside and he’s definitely not running around in here.”

    “Wild,” Wilbur replies, leaning against the counter trying to pass for nonchalance, thumb rubbing circles into his palm. “Maybe he ran off. Gone into thin air, poof!”

    Winter sucks if you're TommyInnit who's denied Techno time because the world's too damn cold and puts his brother on hibernation mode.

    Or Tommy tries to get cuddles.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,105
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    1,038
    Bookmarks:
    135
    Hits:
    7,306

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