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    I really suck at summaries, BUT Alastor goes through the ghosts of his past several times when he goes to sleep. Some nights he is lucky with blank nothingness, but often times he just see's his past when he goes to sleep. Alastor fights in the battle with the angels during the extermination and is left wounded. It causes a series of events and situations to take place that he cannot seem to keep up with. Will he be able to handle it all? And to make matters worst, he has to deal with living under the same roof as THE King of Hell, father of the very princess he is trying to shape up. Even worst, is said Devil seems to trail after him where ever he goes! How will Alastor ever cope with such hellish punishments!

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    Alastor gets memories and flashbacks of the past and he has to deal with it along with dealing with having to live with the King of Hell and fight off evil forces along side him.

    This is a slow burn and THE love comes LATER!!! MUCH LATER- also sorry for the grammar issues!

    Note: I will attempt to update at least once a week or so!

    Edit: This story is not even halfway through and it’s already has 17 chapters. So I’m anticipating for it to have 80-100 chapters!

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    Alastor hates going to the dentist and would never go if Rosie didn't force him to go every six months. He had perfect teeth as a human and suffers no severe dental problems even as a demon with poor hygiene, he just hates being harassed and touched even for a gentle cleaning. He behaves like an obstinate child at the dentist's office and has to be sedated like an animal to scrape tartar off. But most of all he's worried about what they're going to do about all his new "wisdom fangs" that are making his mouth crooked. Extractions? Root canals? Braces?!
    To make things even worse, the Vees are spying on him now that his powers aren't what they used to be and he can't glitch up modern devices as effectively anymore, so they can see when Alastor is put in such a vulnerable position and suffering through whatever torturous procedure he may be subjected to, and Vox is VERY into it...

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    At the height of their friendship, Vox and Alastor make a deal. Years later, they have to deal with the consequences.

     

    written for RadioSilence Week 2025 day 7: sell soul

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    Saw moodooivy’s Silentstatic week on tumblr and had to give it a try. Not my usual ship but decided to switch it up for a challenge. Of course I heard about it after it already started so I’m playing catch-up.
    Day 1: Sentimental/Separation
    Day 2: Affection/Attraction
    Day 3: Love Song/Slow Dance
    Day 4: Dreams/Nightmares
    Day 5: Voodoo Doll/Love Shrine
    Day 6: Protective/Jealous
    Day 7: Confession/Rejection
    Will be one continuous story with each prompt as a different chapter.

    Alastor isn’t sure how it happened but he has fallen in love with his friend. The only problem is Vox is only interested in one thing and romance isn’t it.

    Will be a sad, soft-Alastor story. I promise there will be a happy ending.

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    Alastor goes to talk to Rosie.

    (Inspired by art by polmin)

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    "Bienaventurados los mansos, pues ellos heredarán la tierra"

    Gracias a los esfuerzos de Charlie, los Exterminios han concluido, pero como el Hotel de las Viejas Glorias y la redención no terminan de despegar, la sobrepoblación del Infierno ha vuelto a ser un problema.

    Viendo lo que funcionó en la Tierra hace 2000 años, el Cielo propone (impone) una solución para esta situación. Un condenado llevará en su vientre al hijo de Dios, que salvará a los demonios de sí mismos. Un condenado inmaculado, que pueda dar a luz un hijo sin pecado concebido.

    El demonio de la Radio.

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    In what was something of a rare occurrence, Alastor had slept in.

    The events of the day before must have taken a greater toll on him than he'd originally thought, because when he finally stirred, the sound of his own breathing and white noise loud within the closed space of the drawn bed canopy, Lucifer was not at his side.

    And Lucifer never left the bed before him – even on the few occasions he woke before the sinner.

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    Alastor has grown sick and tired of his constant inability to control his emotions. He resorts to some...drastic measures to regain it.

     

    Mind the tags guys

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    Vox is convinced he doesn't need anyone, and Alastor quickly proves him wrong. They both wish he hadn't.

    Day 2: "I don't need you," "I need you"

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    Vox ruins the moment and instantly regrets it.

    Day 1: Memory loss

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    Now that Alastor owns Angel's soul, he and Husk plan to guide him through his recovery.

    The three of them end up forming stronger bonds than they've ever had before.

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    “Let’s make a deal. I'll grant you a favor. Anything you want. Even more powerful than the one you have with Charlie. Ask me anything and it will be yours.”

    “Where is the trick, your majesty?”

    “There is no trick. Like you said, it’s just a simple deal”

    “My soul already has an owner as you well know, so…”

    “Owners, in fact” Lucifer says with a smirk Alastor wishes to bite off his face. There’s no need to summon the chain, he feel it, warm as a bonfire, while the one that glowed in red is always cold as ice.

    “I don‘t remember selling it to you.”

    “You did when you fell in this place. Like everyone else. Anyways, it doesn’t matter, I don‘t want your soul or exclusivity over it. No.”

    “Then?”

    “Then, for a favor of your choice you will stop smiling in my presence.” Alastor‘s expression freezes, his mask a second away from falling. “In exchange for a favor of whatever nature and purpose you choose, you will only be able to show your true emotions to me. What do you say? It‘s quite the bargain, don‘t you think?”

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    He thought he was doing the right thing, that detachment would spare them both and that denying Vox’s affection, therefore pushing him back into a safer distance, was mercy. He convinced himself it was. That Vox deserved someone who could hold those feelings without flinching, someone who wouldn’t look at love like it was a trap door ready to snap.

    To him, love—or whatever this fragile, delicate thing sparking between them back then—had been nothing but a temporary endeavor, fragile and unpredictable, and Alastor didn’t like things he couldn’t control. Love was for the foolish. For the weak, not meant for creatures proud like him. He wasn’t going to let himself be seen weak in any way—not even by his cherished best friend.

    So he let it die. He let them die before it could grow into something real.

    ~*~

    Or — a songfic about Alastor coming to the conclusion that even he wasn't above that infuriating little thing called 'love' when it was already too late.

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    The Hazbin Hotel gets a groupchat, but no one was prepared for the chaos it would bring.

    just something I decided to do when I hit roadblocks with my other fics to avoid complete writer's block. Pretty focused on Alastor because he's my favorite, but I like to think the others get their time in the spotlight as well. I think I'm funny, but you should see for yourself. Updates randomly, though I do have the first three chapters finished and I'm halfway through the forth. I'm not just yet, but I will put in the notes when I'll start accepting requests for this one

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    Husk shook on a singular deal in the entirety of his lifetime. One. Singular. Deal.

    It was a horrible deal, disastrous to shake on really, but Husk had literally no choice. Because it was either shaking a cold hand, or holding onto cold cell bars.

    He did Alastor’s bidding for one lifetime. Hiding bodies, hiding Alastor himself, disposing bodies, and then when it came time; disposing of Alastor’s own cold, limp body.

    That was it. That was the end. Til’ death do we part or some shit.

    But noooooooooo

    Alastor, the jackass himself, tracked Husk down in a matter of minutes after he arrived in hell.

    And that’s when it occurred to Husk:

    This deal was still in place.

    And Husk’s top advice when this is done:

    You can’t just stay away from Alastor.

    Discontinued/maybe? Hiatus

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    7 years ago Alastor and Vox had their big fallout. Alastor never believed that Vox and Valentino would last very long together and that their little alliance would fall through during his time away. He was certain that after his return from his sabbatical that that dreaded picture box would come crawling begging to be by his side with no moth in sight. Ready to follow him around like the good old days. What he didn’t expect was for that damn television to completely ignore him. No, not ignore but act like he never knew him at all.

    But it’s not an act Vox didn’t seem to know about Alastor at all. Only that he was the radio demon and a fellow overlord. Did their last fight cause this? What happened to Vox while he was away?

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    “I butchered and ate the last man who told me I should smile more,” I said quietly, unable to stop my raptorial claws from rustling in anticipation.

    “Ha ha! Don’t you threaten me with a good time!” Alastor said, beaming.

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    Finally the showdown with the dealmaker ...

     

    "A stream of black ichor trickled down the deerdemon's chin, his eyes now wholly black, save for the stark red pupils that spun wildly with ticking radio dials.

    Lucifer sighed apologetically.

    "I'm terribly sorry for what I'm about to do now."

    He conjured a set of golden threads that weaved together, quickly fastening on Alastor's mouth and silencing him completely.

    The deerdemon's eyes widened in a mix of astonishment and wounded pride, suddenly unable to bite or protest, as he found himself silenced by the binding threads."

     

    ‼️‼️PLEASE MIND THE TAGS AT THE BEGINNING AND THE END OF CHAPTER 2!‼️‼️

    I never wrote something violent before Uh oh ....

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    Alastor tried to suck in a breath, his chest burning. It felt as though ants were crawling under his skin, like somebody had put a noose around his neck and was even now squeezing – making it impossible to fill his lungs properly.

    A high pitched ringing assailed his ears, and he stared at nothing – gaze locked onto the silk sheets bunched around his knees, but not seeing them, his eyes wide and his grin frozen into something like rigor mortis on his face. The air hitting his gums hurt, lips pulled back from his teeth in a snarl that couldn't possibly frighten his unseen enemy away.

    Every thump of his heart felt constricted, and he was certain that something had gone wrong. Something was dreadfully wrong, and he didn't know how to fix it.

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    Plagued by bad dreams, Alastor has been unable to sleep. Unfortunately due to this, it has begun to impact his relationship with Lucifer in a rather unhealthy way. How will these two tackle the problem head on?

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    Piercing AU Installment 6

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