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Under the glamour by CoffeeSyrup
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
31 Oct 2025
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Being a teenage vampire was hard for Loki. Especially hard since not only was he keeping the whole vampire thing under wraps but he was also using a glamour to pretend to age as the years went on. So when a hunting trip with his brother and the warriors four goes wrong, Loki is unpleasantly surprised with his secret being exposed. But perhaps it's for the best?
(Chapter 1 merely lays out the rules in this AU for vampires)
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- Part 1 of Vampire!Loki x What We Do In the Shadows
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A failed novelist from our world with no knowledge of Naruto reincarnates into the body of a Kyuubi orphan. Atsuko is content to languish in mediocrity as a career genin.
Bored, she spends her spare time rewriting stories from her old world - only for a publisher to snatch them up. Atsuko becomes a best-selling author built on a throne of lies. Good thing there's no such thing as copyright law in a military dictatorship...?
In which Atsuko shamelessly rips off the Western Literary Canon, is frog-marched into Konoha’s Intelligence division to become a corporate spy, and accidentally steals Jiraiya's thunder. Not necessarily in that order.
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One thing Alastor has learned over his decades in Hell: when Rosie gets bored, he never quite knows how the rest of his day will go.
Case in point:
"Rosie, what in blazes are you wearing."
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If Gods go Ghost Hunting by Neology_SRW
Fandoms: 슬기로운 문명생활 - 위래 | The Nebula's Civilization - Wirae (Webnovel), Phasmophobia (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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Someone else sighed. “Maybe identifying ghosts during hunts is better for you and Nebula, but some of us still aren’t familiar with nightmare mode yet.”
“Then get better.”
“Screw you too!” The previous person yelled.
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Nebula, Hegemonia, Eldar, and Lunda are streamers. It's Halloween, so they decided to play a horror game. Cue Phasmophobia shenanigans.
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- Part 4 of Genre Collection
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- English
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- 2,025
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So excited to start on Kinktober! This is my first year and I can't wait to read more lol
All of these are detached unless explicitly said so. I'm not that strong
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I Am (Not) Iron Man by marionb3rry
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Iron Man (Movies)
31 Oct 2025
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A freak accident in the lab switches Tony and Peter’s bodies. While they endure a week of humorous hijinks trying to switch back, they realise just how much the other quietly suffers.
(Alternating POV'S. Updated and edited regularly.)
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SecUnit secretly nurses the GrayCris SecUnit in DeltFall back to health after Mensah stabbed it with the mining drill and Pin-Lee squashed it with the hopper.
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“He’s a vampire!” Chimney spits out the minute Eddie’s footsteps can’t be heard descending the loft stairs anymore. “Eddie is a vampire!”
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After the grenade, there's not earthquake. When a serial killer hits LA, Chimney is convinced it must mean that Eddie Diaz is a vampire. Buck is mad about it, until he maybe starts to wonder if Chimney is on to something...- Language:
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TANAKA WOULD YOU STOP PLAYING THE GODDAMN HAMPSTER DANCE by Elephant_talk
Fandoms: 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Manga), 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Anime)
31 Oct 2025
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Tanaka keeps playing the hampster dance and its pissing everyone off
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Who Has To Know? by xxcyberneticsapphirexx
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
31 Oct 2025
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Regina George has gotten Aaron back and it's just before the Halloween party. Regina walks in on Aaron cheating on her with Cady and freaks the fuck out. Also Rodrick is here and maybe they get together. Or just bully each other. Or both. Rodrick likes it either way.
Regina wants to get back at Aaron, so what better way that show him that she has *totally* moved on and is seeing someone else! ... but GOD NO it *cannot* be that loser that sells him weed and has a van with "Loded Diper" written on the side. That would be social suicide. Too bad, he's kinda cute.
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When Nami's ex cheats on her, she is forced to find a new place to stay. In a moment of desperation, she takes a room in the apartment Sanji recently moved out of. Suddenly, she finds herself living with four men and dealing with crazy shenanigans on the daily. In the midst of dealing with her breakup, a long distance friendship, and sharing a bathroom with heathens, a cute girl moves in next door.
Sanji takes a job working at the Baratie, his father's famous restaurant in the one and only Paris, France. He has everything he could ever dream of... or does he? He quickly misses his friends at home, and when his best friend, Nami, moves into his old home, he starts to question everything. And there's the case of that sentient piece of moss who seems to have grown roots in his heart. Then, just when he thinks he's getting his feet back underneath him, a newcomer takes him by storm, and a fiery, whirlwind romance makes him question everything about himself and what he knows about romance.
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A take on the show, New Girl, starring the Straw Hat pirates, where living in a cramped apartment takes on a whole new level of chaos.
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The New Lord of Castlevania by LittleLegate
Fandoms: 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania (Video Games), Monster High (Cartoon 2010)
31 Oct 2025
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This wasn't supposed to happen. Alucard and Julius sealed Dracula's powers within the eclipse. Dracula was dead. Castlevania sent back to the chaotic realm. Everything should have been at peace, at least until 2035. But no. Castlevania has returned, and with it, its true lord. Alucard hadn't expected to wake up again so soon, but he knew he couldn't let Dracula roam free to terrorize the people of this world.
But when Alucard arrives, Castlevania isn't what he recalled. It's not that the rooms are different, that's always the case, but instead of blood and bones, it's pinks and velvets. Castlevania has returned, and so has Dracula, but perhaps Dracula isn't the lord of the castle this time.
TLDR: Alucard waltzes up to Castlevania ready to kill Dracula, but ends up finding Draculaura instead.
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I should be solving murders by Hyde_DualDomination, tazzy_ace
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian - priest, 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
31 Oct 2025
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The man had a great body. That was just a fact. Zhao Yunlan was comfortable in his sexuality to normally admit such things, but this was Lin Jing they were talking about. They were coworkers. He was annoying too, something Zhao Yunlan was reminded of almost every time the man opened his mouth. Also, Zhao Yunlan would bet extra bonuses for the entire department that if Lin Jing was at all interested in any sort of hook up (which Zhao Yunlan definitely didn’t want), that the man would be a top. Zhao Yunlan knew what he liked and when he was younger he had his own share of awkward make outs that lead nowhere because of realized incompatible preferences. He did not need to relive those moments now, especially not with Lin Jing. He’d trust his gaydar on this one.
To Zhao Yunlan's panic, Zhu Hong didn't seem willing to let it go and just watch him be grumpy and frustrated over something he didn't want to do anything about. She took it as a personal mission.
The hardest part was perhaps how oblivious Lin Jing was to all of this. Especially when they had a murder case that always happened on Halloween, and now it was approaching again. -
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Day 26: Hurt/comfort
The Zapper worries they were made to be useless. The Shadowguy tries to help.
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- Part 26 of MIKEOCTOBER '25
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hawks's guide to making out with wanted criminals by spittinglass
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Oct 2025
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‘Honey trap’ Whispered the quiet voice of his handler as Dabi’s hands found their way to his waist.
‘Stress relief, actually’ Hawks replied when he pressed his lips to the villain's in a kiss with too much teeth, a quiet growl escaping him as the rough skin of the villain’s lower lip scraped at his own.
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(or: how Hawks gets a boyfriend, a daughter and his name back, although not without feeling rather conflicted about all of it.)
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- Part 2 of little bird (unconventional fatherhood)
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Things I almost remember (once upon a december) by tinyblueberry
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)
31 Oct 2025
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AU where in the first year of the naval academy, Jake and Bradley get in car crash. Bradley gets amensia and thinks he's still eighteen years old (before papers).
Jake is still unsure how the whole situation led to him being adopted by living Navy legends.
(or according to Bradley, that time when Jake stole his parents while he had amnesia.)
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Honey For A Slackened Jaw by iheartbutchlesbians
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004)
30 Oct 2025
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Rodrick Heffley has started his first semester at North Shore High School, and he quickly manages to incur the wrath of the feared Plastics. However, over time, the Plastic leader Regina George forms a peculiar bond with Rodrick, and they realize they might have more in common than they first believed. When the other Plastics discover Regina's feelings for him, they remove her from the group, and a new leader takes her spot. Now, Regina must choose to either reclaim her old life, or embrace her new one, all while balancing the intense struggles of daily life.
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That One Time Jason and Thalia Got Thrown Into The Trojan War But In A Different Dimension by Kane_Chronicles_fan
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
30 Oct 2025
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Jason was Tired, ok? He was tired of fighting, he was tired of not knowing what his life meant, and Jason missed his Sister Thalia.
Thalia was out on a hunt with the other hunters of Artemis, and everything was normal, but then....
or that time when Jason and Thaila got thrown into the end of the Trojan War, but they appear in the city of Troy right as the Greeks start to burn down the city.
or the author uses this fic as a way to deal with trauma because my therapist said it might help. The trauma events will be in the first chapters but will be referenced later in the fic.
Enjoy :)
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There's More Than Meets The Eye? A New Friend At The Culture Festival! by darlingSuperstition
Fandoms: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime & Manga), Transformers - All Media Types
30 Oct 2025
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The main sailor scouts are really lucky that their past lives were of humanoid looking aliens...
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be my maybe, my almost, my something by melwrites (madandimpossible)
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004)
31 Oct 2025
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Suddenly, he was seventeen again. Regina fucking George. Her hair had lost its platinum bottle-blonde sheen and a more natural dirty-blonde color framed her face now. There was a brief moment of doubt, but, he’d recognize those sharp, blue eyes anywhere. It was her. A ghost from his past.
The blood roared in his ears, something twisting in his gut as elation danced through his veins. Then he caught the massive rock on her finger.
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Regina George and Rodrick Heffley reunited after ten years apart. Now, some things had changed…but others hadn’t. Maybe this reunion was the wake-up call they both needed to hear.