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Ford vowed to take every physics class at Backupsmore University. He didn't realize that this included a Physics for Elementary Education Majors class. He looks down on them, seeing them as dull-minded and far less intelligent than him, content to do arts and crafts and play with kids all day. Then, he finds someone who is likeminded to him, there of all places.
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You are a successful speech therapist from California, trying to mend a broken heart with a road trip. Your journey ends on the outskirts of the mysterious Gravity Falls, where a broken-down car is the least of your dangers. When something attacks you from the night woods, only one man comes to your aid—a strange but courageous researcher named Stanford Pines. Now you must learn what he saved you from... and what secrets are hidden behind his six-fingered hands.
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Bill sees through Stanford and Stanley's switcheroo and Ford has to come up with a new plan on the fly, so he gives Bill the only thing he can think of, the only thing that he thinks Bill would want other than ruling the world… himself! This fanfic is partly inspired by Beauty and the Beast
“Please Bill, I'm sorry.. I'll do anything.. Please, just don't hurt him…. I will give you anything… Other than the equation.”
“That's the only thing I need,” Bill snaps.
Ford thinks about it for a moment. He has no other options, no leverage in this situation… Except….
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Stan didn't mean to make someone mad enough for them to kidnap him but here he was, escaping in a dense jungle somewhere in Columbia. Luckily, they were dumb enough to be near some train that happened to be running through, hoping on the back and laughing as he escaped. A few moments of breathing and then a quick walk through the train lead him to remember the gunshot wounds those yahoos left him as parting gifts, nothing this random bag of pills can't help with.
How did he end up in some log cabin before he could take them? Why is it so damn cold now? Why is there some man yelling at him before he could understand where he is? Where is he and what just happened?
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- Part 9 of Whumptober 2025
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It was a warm summer night, you stumbled out of one of the various clubs you spent your nights partying in. You were abandoned by your friends and left to fend for yourself in the sketchy part of town. You reluctantly pulled out your phone and began to look for a ride home when suddenly you were struck by a car....
Or were you....
When you opened your eyes, you were greeted by a familiar face..... and in that moment, your life had changed forever.
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Ford couldn't believe it. A being beyond his comprehension, a muse of great importance and power, chose HIM to be his partner. His link to the physical plane. And now here he was, working together with his brother and best friend to make his greatest idea a reality. Unfortunately, Stanley has his own worries.
Stan tries to talk some sense into Ford before he opens the portal.
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- Part 2 of GraduationStanAU
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- 1/1
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- 18
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My Muse: Variations on Fiendish Love by Calorum, ZephrunsImperium
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
09 Oct 2025
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A Gravity Falls High School AU, but make it 80s Satanic Panic!
Despite seemingly having it all, 17 year old Bill Cipher of the rock band sensation Bill Cipher & The Henchmaniacs™️ has never felt like he belonged. An ancient spell will end all his troubles and Stanford Pines looks like just the freak to do it. If only his meddling brother Stanley and his best friend Fiddleford would stay out of his damn way...
Ford must choose: allow the devotion of the yellow-eyed pretty boy (who may or may not be a Satanist warlock) to consume him or stay loyal to the only friends he's ever had.
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Stan Pines has less than a year to live, there is no way around it anymore. He always knew that something would kill him but now he knows for sure. Some rare disease that was going to kill him, something almost everyone could get but don't.
Now he just has to live the rest of his short life trying to finish the task of getting Ford back, there was no other option for the rest of his life.Series
- Part 6 of Whumptober 2025
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Fiddleford and ford run away to go live on a farm together and herd sheep (definitely) 🥹✌️
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Stanford F. Pines
You know that name well.
His name had always been above yours, beating you by just a sliver each time. It had to be prejudice. It had to be sexism. You were just as brilliant as he was you just didn’t have the opportunity or the supportive family that he did. You hate that he’s able to pursue his dream while you have to let your dreams be merely dreams while you pour coffee to truckers who don’t care for your degree. You hate him and you hate your life and maybe that’s why you’re so quick to answer his call. Maybe that’s the reason you make the move to Oregon as soon as says he needs your help. Maybe you’re just looking for a chance to prove your worth to the world, to do something worthwhile with your life.
Maybe you just want a chance to top Stanford Fucking Pines.
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Stanley Pines gets six calls from Stanford's lab partner (atleast that's what he says he is) this month. Each call, the said lab partner tries to convince him into coming to visit Stanford's place.
Stan refuses 6 times. For the 7th time Stan is finally convinced.
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Bill, the manipulator, lies to Stan, and oblivious Stan eats it up. Married Billford AU.
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Pretty much just a piece about socially anxious Ford who struggles to talk to people and Mabel is curious on why so she goes and asks Fiddleford, Ford and Fiddleford end up sharing a cute moment at the end.
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College fiddauthor where sweet, naive, innocent Ford takes up Thoroughly Experienced Fiddleford™ on his offer of sex, then it turns into a habit, then it slowly gets weirder, and also becomes more than just sex.
It’s mostly sex though, not gonna lie. But they’re men of science about it the whole time.
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- Part 1 of Love in College
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And so the scholar fell for the demon’s tricks.
And the demon fell even harder.
—“Y’know…” Ford finally spoke, causing Bill to peek over his tongue as it wiped out the contents of his glass, “I’ve never been… the most, adept. At these sorts of things.” He gestured vaguely and Bill cocked a manifested eyebrow at him.
“At getting absolutely plastered with interdimensional gods?”
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A saccharine smut one shot: You meet Ford Pines while he's sailing with his brother. He has a book you want, but you decide it's not *that* important.
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There was a prophecy.
It was long awaited by everyone across the multiverse; finally, the Axolotl would discuss the infamous Bill Cipher.
What no one took into account, however, was that maybe they wouldn’t like it. And usually when people don’t like things, they tend to try to change them.
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The first time Ford saw her, she was sitting by a window in the library on campus.
Not a slow burn!
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"What is so wrong about liking you?"
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What if Fiddleford was the one bill possessed?? What if Fiddleford went through the portal??