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“What, you think I’m too much of a bitch to play house with you?” Blitz spat out, going to his default emotion–a little pissed off. “You want Daddy to say ‘I love you’ and put a baby in you? The fuck? I’ll try."
Stolas huffed a laugh and pushed him back again, like he was beneath him, and it was driving him nuts.
“You don’t understand, Blitz. I need it to be real. I’ve always been curious how you’d treat me if you didn’t see me as a sad baby-gay you could break in.” He stepped forward, hand cupping Blitz’s neck, so soft he could hardly stand it. “I’m not yours to break anymore. So how are you going to treat me?”
Also known as the fic that I was dared to make and proceeded to stay up all night to get out of my head.
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- Part 1 of Same Game, New Rules
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Blitz is a human assassin, who finds himself at an extravagant party to take down a rich, high profile mark for a client. However he spots another guest amongst the crowd that draws his attention. A tall, pale skinned man with gray hair despite his youthful face; draped in rich, heavy fabrics and shining jewelry that makes him glisten like a night sky full of stars. He's just another privileged asshole at a fancy party but something about his eyes sends a chill through Blitz's veins and even days later he can't get the man out of his head. When Blitz seeks the mysterious man out against his better judgement, he gets more than he bargained for.
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Written for the 2024 Helluva Boss Bang
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In his thirty-two years on earth, Blitzø had struggled to find his ‘purpose’ in life. Or, more accurately, what paid the bills but didn’t require more than a high school diploma? After many setbacks, he finally thinks he's onto a winner. He's gonna start a gym - Immediate Muscle Professionals. With his years of experience, gym equipment he found on Facebook Marketplace and an unbridled enjoyment for making people suffer, what more did he need?
His first client...
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Hella-Verse by FandomWorld9728
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Mar 2025
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The Awkward Neighbors Saga by AsagiStilinski
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
20 Mar 2025
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A Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel human AU... I don't know how I got here
Currently, the main plot point is focused on Stolas and Blitz being head over heels for eachother and living across the street from one another, but there will be other charectors getting their own fics as well, those two are just the general focus
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As he turned it in his hands, he noticed the lettering around the circumference of the circle. He tried to sound out what could be written. “LASSTO? ASSTOL?” He was squinting at it harder, the writing seemed far too neat to have been his own, but who else would write something so nonsensical?
“STOLAS– What the fuck!” As the word left his mouth, the paper burst into blue flames. Burning out so fast, it had completely disappeared before reaching the ground when Blitzø instinctively dropped it.
His heart raced wildly, and some primal part of Blitzø was terrified. Suddenly, the church seemed to close in. Too dark, the shadows were shifting deliberately, pressing in. An errant thought crossed his mind that any monsters hiding within would soon consume him.
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Blitzø lives a quiet life as a small-town priest—until he accidentally summons a demon. Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia claims they met as children and that Blitzø made a promise he's come to collect. Now, with an alluring demon in his home and temptation growing stronger by the day, Blitzø finds his vows put to the ultimate test.- Language:
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“So, who was lover boy over there, sir? I’ve never seen you look at anyone with such emotion.” The white haired male said while biting through his bagel.
“What are you talking about? And, god, is that your second bagel!? You’d really ought to take me up on that offer to go to the gym with me.”
“Do not change the subject!” Moxxie pointed a finger at him, “you always do that!”
“Well for good reasons, look at you! Riding my dick about some look” he scoffed, “he’s a friend from high school. We were close, I guess, but that’s it!”
Moxxie looked him up and down and shook his head. “Not buying it sir, especially due to the way he was checking you out.”
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The sunlight felt blinding when they eventually exited the copse, so much so that he squinted his eyes and almost missed the house that lay right on the edge of the forest. He opened his eyes in earnest just in time to see a man exit the woods, an axe slung over his shoulder and his eyes cast downwards at his muddy boots. Stolas instinctively turned in his seat to watch through the back window as the man wiped the hair from his face with one hand. Just before the car turned a corner and the man and his house dipped from view, he looked up sharply at the car, and his deep brown eyes met Stolas’s wide greys.
Then he was gone, and the road stretched out impossibly far between them, and suddenly the cab had reached the town.
Or, Father Stolas moves to a small town. He meets every resident during his first service; everyone, that is, save for the quiet, scarred man who lives on the outskirts of the forest.
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25 years ago, Blitzø Buckzo spent a week in Hell, after his father mercilessly sold him to a demon king as a plaything for his son, the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia. But, surprisingly, Blitzø had a pretty good time while he was there!
But what is even the point of being childhood friends with an actual demon prince, if you can't use that connection to launch a convoluted money making scheme based off the information shitty dead people took with them down to Hell (with a little assassination sprinkled in for funsies)?
There's literally no other point! Or, at least, that's what Blitzø tells himself when he decides to do exactly that.
So one Halloween, with the help of his employees, Blitzø summons that same demon prince who refused to kill him and became his friend instead all those years ago. But it turns out there's a high, high price, that only Blitzø can pay, for the help of a demon of such limitless power. And that price is…
Monthly movie nights!
And then a bunch more things sure do happen.
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When We Meet Again by RayWhitfield92
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), ด้ายแดงซีรีส์ | Until We Meet Again The Series (TV)
08 Jun 2025
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All their lives Blitz and Stolas have had reoccurring dreams that don't make sense, now as they meet for the first time those dreams become heavier.
Will they eventually get past the trauma and remain together? Or is the weight of the past too heavy to bear?
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Whoever invented the concept of weddings was clearly a slut for drama. Between the financial decisions, the design choices, and the deadlines - not to mention the traumas of his past coming back to bite him - how is Blitz expected to stay sane?
Having Stolas at his side was a pretty good start.
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Human AU: Turns out that quick hook-up Blitz so desperately needed has a daughter in the same class as his adoptive kid. Great.
"Yeah, no, this wasn’t happening. He was not going to set Loona up on a playdate with this sassy little brat just because her dad was horny.
Blitz did not do dates. He didn’t do romance or commitment or dinner reservations or midnight movies or making love or whispers in the dark or promises of forever or rings or flowers or any of it.
Even if Stolas was pretty and Blitz so desperately wanted to kiss him again."
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He likes sticks too much.
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What was supposed to be an average bachelor party for Prince Stolas turns into a crazy adventure as he finds himself married to a figure from his past. He hadn't thought to ever see Blitz again, but now he finds himself tied to him in unholy matrimony and trying to navigate the crazy place such a match finds them both.
Blitz wasn't expecting to wake up with bed of a Prince of Hell, let alone one he had spent the day with many years ago as friends. Now, here he is tied to a member of Hell's royalty and uncertain whether this is something he should even want.
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Blitzo decided there was some reason that Stolas Goetia was back in his life; fate, karma, who knew.
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比利兹的得偿所愿，就是斯托拉斯的得偿所愿。
*海盗人类au，一段长长的，在海浪中的故事。
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take me to where i’ll find you by ulieunha (bomyokoi)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
20 Mar 2025
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Summoning a demon to get revenge seemed simple enough — it even went pretty well, all things considered.
But what Blitzø hadn’t accounted for was that the demon would be dorky, horny, and everything he was missing in life. Of fucking course this would happen to him.
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i wanna feel you from the inside (you get me closer to god) by fizziefrogs
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
16 Jan 2025
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“I only want to be worthy of you, my God. My Stolas.”
Those wings press more heavily against him, wrapping tighter around his back and shoulders, pulling his body forward so that his face leans against the deity’s solid, warm chest. The feeling of being embraced like this, of knowing his God is knelt before him, holding him close, is euphoric.
“And you are,” his Prince purrs, pressing his hot lips to the center of Blitz’s forehead, “Which is why,” Blitz gasps when strong hands hook him underneath his armpits, pulling him up from his knees until he is standing on his unsteady feet, “You are getting a reward tonight.”
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Another full moon, another visit from his God.
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Navigating an unexpected pregnancy is hard enough, but even more so when you're a trans guy. Luckily, Blitzø has made a new friend out of an old acquaintance who is helping him out and is definitely just a friend and nothing else, shut up.Written for BlitzPreg Week
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Valentine's Day was a sour reminder for Blitzo that not only was he single and unlucky in love, but that his past relationships always ended in failure. With Moxxie, Millie, and even Loona all occupied for the holiday, the boss of I.M.P. finds himself forced into calling Stolas for a date despite his hesitation in doing so. After all, their relationship was a physical one only and it wasn't like the Prince really liked him, right?
For Stolas, this is the chance he has been waiting for to prove to Blitzo just how much he cares about him. To show the real side that lies with in as well as the emotions that he carries deep inside for the imp. To do this, he decides to give Blitzo the best date ever and open himself up fully to him. Will Blitzo find himself also opening up as the night goes on? Will he enjoy the date? Will they become closer? Only the moon knows as it shines above them in the night sky.
Happy Valentine's Day 2020.
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