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Hermione Granger thought the hardest part of her wedding would be the planning. Turns out, it’s hiding from everyone that she’s already legally married to Draco Malfoy.
Now she and her accidental husband have to figure out how a hiccup turned into a legal marriage.
But as they team up to undo their own “I do,” Hermione finds herself breaking all her own rules and maybe, just maybe, falling for the biggest mistake of her life.
(read my notes before u proceed<3)
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When the food pellets stop coming, one hippo becomes extra hungry.
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- Part 9 of Schlocktob-mar
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This is how i cope
I update daily! <33
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How to avoid dying in a shitty Otome Game 101 by Local_Dumbass
Fandoms: Original Work, No Fandom
23 Oct 2025
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𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘦, 𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘦...
What's that noise? Soohyun's sure he was just in bed right now?
"Urgh..." That doesn't feel like his bed either...
He let out a yawn before fully opening his eyes, which got harassed by the morning light, which left an inhumane noise leave his throat from the sudden flash.
Wait, he's outside?
Surrounded by trees and what seems like a start of a cliche transmigation novel. He faints.
TL;DR: Mun Soohyun gets dropped into an otome game he has only heard once in his life, ensued shenanigans and attempts of going back home proceeds.
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:> (Bird Face) by SomebodyLovesSnow
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Zatanna (Comics)
23 Oct 2025
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Bernard gets possessed…but it doesn’t just stop at Bernard. Apparently, the demon likes to posses teenagers.
(Yes, I consider 19 a teenager.)- Language:
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Thymine Loves Adenine! by ambigous_impasta
Fandoms: Original Work, DNA - Fandom, Biology - Fandom
22 Oct 2025
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I got bored in my bio class. But Thymine and Adenine seemed cute.
NOT SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE AT ALL. BARELY ANY REFERENCES TO BIOLOGY
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Harry Potter, 23, omega, menace.
Voldemort, 130, looks 30, acts 300, a sweet old man who looks like sin, thinks forehead kisses are risqué.
Harry’s plan?
Seduce the nation’s hottest retired alpha using elder care, joint tonic, and strategic pie placement.
His visits are anything but innocent. Voldemort remains oblivious. -
The School Mystery of Minamoto Teru and Aoi Akane [Terukane] by Gabby_ThePotato
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
22 Oct 2025
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Everyone knows about Minamotos and Aoi's weird friendship but what happens when it doesn't seem like it anymore?
This is like a 5 part story of times they act like, well, them at school.
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Hermione, must you get Harry in trouble? by Mikel_Snape
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Oct 2025
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Harry and Hermione are writing their essays in Potions class, thought by Severus Snape.
They were supposed to be at least, but Harry couldn't seem to focus with his eyes glued to the unfortunate professor. Hermione couldn't focus for a reason not all that different.
What happens when Snape notices the two distracted students?
Oh, Harry, honey. I feel so bad for putting you through this. But only kind of!
(NOT A HERMIONE x SEVERUS)
--------------------Short little fic inspired by a Snarry-A-Thon 2025 prompt by baniita,
"Harry catches Hermione writing Snarry fanfic. She accidentally drops a page in Potions and Severus is thunderously furious and demands to know who wrote it. Harry starts getting self-conscious around Snape."
Keep in mind, it's just inspired, so it doesn't follow the prompt very closely... at all really, but I had fun writing it -
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"So…have you always wanted to be an artist?" Seungcheol asks, leaning in close to look at the sketch over Jeonghan's shoulder. Seungcheol doesn't know anything about art, but it's definitely better than anything he could do.
"Seungcheollie," Jeonghan drawls. "Are you flirting with me while I draw another man's genitals?"
(or: mingyu wants joshua. seungcheol wants jeonghan. jihoon just wants his boyfriend to be happy. jeonghan has a dozen nude sketches of joshua in his apartment. soonyoung just wants to learn how to draw)
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It's Scary How I Can't Hate You [Terukane] by Gabby_ThePotato
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
22 Oct 2025
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Right now I'm being beaten up by Teru Minamoto, not unusual, but he's being something else today. I was just doing my usual duties, school, council, clock keeper. It was the last period of the day I was walking down the hall planning to sign some club papers for the day.
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Very Social and Bitchy by good_old_fashioned_lover_boy
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
22 Oct 2025
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Bolaire tries boxed wine, after all.
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They say demi-god dreams can tell the future, premonitions of what nightmares are to come. Sometimes they are divine messages sent by the gods for a quest, or simply a message from those who now reside in Elysium. If that's true, what do my dreams mean? Who is searching for me, if anyone at all?
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The Galactic Family Goes Nuclear? by RedintheMoonlight
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Oct 2025
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“General, it’s not just leading troopers that concerns me.” Cody raised his voice in annoyance. “If I may speak freely, it is just plain reckless to be deployed alone on some–”
“Uh oh…there they go again…” Ahsoka giggled and looked at Anakin.
“Oooooooo! Mom and Dad are fightinnnnng,” Anakin jeered.
“We are not fighting,” said Obi Wan sternly. “We are simply having a disagreem—wait, who would be whom in this scenario of yours?”
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Ahsoka and Anakin force their “parents” into a parenting contest, resulting in fights, sweet moments, laughter, and general chaos.
Fic is completed and will be updated weekly.
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707 works his daytime job and dies by cookiemuncher (IH8MYHUSBAND), Ericikos
Fandoms: Mystic Messenger (Video Game)
22 Oct 2025
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he gets a j*b at best buy
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Fuck DxD Canon: Lesbians, Sluts, and Harem Antics by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, desolatedsabers, IntWitch, The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: Highschool DxD (Anime)
23 Oct 2025
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In which Issei makes drugs, Vali is a whore, and also half our main cast is a Touhou reference. Also there's a lot of sluttery and harem antics, both straight, gay, and bisexual in nature.
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Kay's Ineffable Kinktober 2025 by DallianceKay, SeaweednPeanuts
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
22 Oct 2025
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Ineffable Kinktober - 2025
No idea how many of these I will do!
I'll note a rating for each chapter (most will be E - I expect!) and any TW etc. -
Wicked Fangs by thekaticorn
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, The Wicked Years Series - Gregory Maguire, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, My Immortal, Halloweentown (1998), The Rehearsal (TV), The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Gorillaz (Virtual Band), Community (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, The Sims (Video Games), Abbott Elementary (TV)
22 Oct 2025
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The adventures of Violet Heart'less Hemorrhoid Sparrow Williams, a vampire witch Tumblr girl attending Shiz University.
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31 жовтня одинадцятирічна дівчинка спричинить кінець світу. Принаймні, так говорить пророцтво, а всі знають, що пророцтва завжди здійснюються.
На щастя у світі є нетипові герої — Герміона Ґрейнджер і Драко Мелфой, які люб'язно погодилися відкласти свою взаємну ненависть і тривалу війну розіграшів, щоб знайти дівчинку і зупинити апокаліпсис. Якби тільки вони були певні, що знайшли саме ту ...
Для фанатів Террі Пратчетта та драматичної іронії — комедія про помилки двох людей, які так вперто заперечують реальність, що сама Доля вирішує втрутитися.
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Liam
ugh
basically
that was what Daniel gave me and Franco last year ya?
not very serious
this is a FUN GCOllie
not like the GPDA one then?Liam
nah, grandeur pedicure doctor association is stupidGabi
que 💀Liam
learn the lore later
have you guys been added to the gen. drivers GC???chatfic following the rookies through Qualifyings, Sprints, and Races!