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    Izzy is an omega, but it's not a big deal. The only person that knows is Ed (the only person still living anyways), and it's not like he needs anything that an omega usually does. Like affection, like a soft touch. No, they are pirates and Izzy wouldn't want any of that even if Ed offered. Really, he's fine and not at all buckling under the pressure and loneliness.

    And it probably would have stayed that way, but Stede arriving changed things. Stede means it when he says he wants everyone on the ship happy, and has kept an eye on Izzy since their duel, trying to figure out how to make him feel like he belongs. To get through his defenses. Finding out the man is an omega, well that explains a lot. And made it clear that there was still work for Ed on embracing his emotions, especially where one prickly first mate is concerned.

    After their duel Stede allows Izzy to stay on the ship, and everyone settles into a mostly calm routine with Ed and Stede as their co captains. The only person that seems to still be struggling is Izzy, and Stede is determined to figure out why and fix it.

    Please, oh please, I just need some tlc and genuine affection for Izzy.

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    Izzy Hands is forced upon the Revenge due to Blackbeard's curiosity but unexpectedly reunites with Edward's godchild who was believed to have been dead. This causes some friction between the two of them.

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    Looking Back … there had been signs.

    Or the five men that realised that perhaps ‘the Kraken’ had always been there in Blackbeard - just under the surface + the one that never would.

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    Summary: Stede and Ed are having a little fun but the proceedings are interrupted when Stede plays a bit too fast and loose with the traffic light check-in system.

    Posted for Whoops Weekend Day 1 - interrupted in the act

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    There were plenty of ways to handle a guest walking in on them mid-intercourse, as Ed would put it. There were so many different ways it could and should be handled. Playing it off as though it was something else, some sort of trendy stretch routine, for example. Or casually saying that there was “nothing to see and that they should move on,” maybe even with a little captain-ly bite if necessary. Or, hell, maybe even just freezing and waiting until the guest fucked off before carrying on their merry way.

    Actually, maybe the most sensible thing to do would be to bend completely over Ed, to shield his privacy the best he could and take the brunt of the new eyes on them.

    Something like that.

    Anything like that.

    Anything better than what Stede ended up doing.

    After dealing with a shitty guest and performing some, er, front of house duties, Ed and Stede think they're in the clear for a long, exciting night. But wait, did they actually lock the door and close their inn...?

    Written for OFMD Whoops Weekend Day 1 Prompts: "urgent" | interrupted in the act | clang!

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    'He knew it was coming, of course he knew. It was inevitable. Written in the stars, probably. He was just hoping it would never come, and it would prove that he's not a massive disappointment, a plague, an unlovable loser.'

    Day 17 of OFMD Whumptober - break-up & teary eyes

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    With Inaltus taken care of, and some last-minute shenanigans dealt with, Stede, Ed, Izzy, Lucius and Pete head off to enjoy their long-awaited polymoon in style. When they get home, things finally seem to be going back to normal... until the Bellringers come calling, with an offer the boys can't quite refuse, and a whole raft of new problems along with it.

    And that's not even counting the crack-dealing lesbians, the international visitors, or the challenge of trying to plan Jack and Maynard's wedding.

    And let's not get started on what Ricky Banes is really up to...

    Ask not for whom the bell tolls... because you might just find out!

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    Stede was running into the garden before he even registered Ed's yell.

    OFMD Whumptober Day 17: Splint | Teary-eyes

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    This is not one of those tales.

    Not the kind where pirates are noble, where love is simple, or where betrayal comes with a warning. No, this is a story of glittering temptation, of misunderstandings sharp as steel, of flirtation that cuts deep and leaves you gripping your chair, whispering let them kiss, let them fall in love.

    But as the sea is treacherous, so is this tale. It will not hand you easy answers. It will not tell you where loyalty ends and greed begins. You will have to sail those waters yourself.

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    ⚓ My first Pirates of the Caribbean story. Like so many, I’ve been obsessing over this series for the last twenty years. This fic drifts through the years before Curse of the Black Pearl and carries on all the way to the fourth film. Canon of the fifth movie? Cast overboard.

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    It was all Bonnet's fault. He'd been the one who had spotted the flowers growing along the shore. He'd turned to Ed and started talking excitedly about the vibrant colors and the interesting shape of the petals and of course Edward had turned to Izzy with those liquid brown eyes and...

    For OFMD Kinktober days 5 (sex pollen), 10 (object insertion), 12 (thigh riding), and 16 (public/semi-public sex)

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    Stede Bonnet is a romance novelist, not that anyone knows it when he's writing under a pseudonym. After all, surely nobody wants to buy a gay romance written by a single, middle-aged man who has spent most of his life married to a woman? But Stede’s latest book and unexpected hit, Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain, is being turned into a movie and his favourite actor, Ed Teach, has asked to audition for the lead role.

    Action hero Ed Teach is sick of the grind and performative masculinity that the action genre, and his agent Izzy, demand. He wants to branch out, he wants to come out and auditioning for the romantic lead in a film about gay pirates feels like the perfect way to do that.

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    “In Nose Juice, [there is] Truth”
    Besties and roommates Ed and Stede always get extremely flirty after a few drinks. They never remember it when sober, though.

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    Izzy had unexpectedly struck up a connection with someone from the town’s book lovers’ chat. Meanwhile, newcomer Stede had already found himself a boyfriend while also bonding with a mysterious online friend. Neither realized they’re talking to each other. Izzy would never give Stede a chance in real life. He made it a rule to dislike all of Ed’s boyfriends on principle.

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    Short pieces for Whumptober 2025. What could go wrong?

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    There’s a lot of things that lead Stede to where he ends up. A whole host of things. Which is to say that he doesn’t just search for it, doesn’t even really know it’s a thing. The way that, say, feet, or those readily accessible Instagram reels of people overfilling a waffle iron are Things. 

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    “C’mon, fuck me.”

    “You can barely keep your eyes open.”

    “I’m awake. Wide awake. I just need you inside me… please.”

    At the end of a long day of restoring the inn, Ed battles between his need to be fucked and his need for sleep.

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    Professors Ed and Stede finally have some time to enjoy each other. Surely nothing could go wrong…

    Written for Day 1 of Whoops Weekend, “Interrupted in the act”

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    In a desperate attempt to find the "Revenge" and get Edward back, Stede enlists the help of a very dangerous ally, and soon both co-captains find themselves in a deadly trap. They haven't given up hope of rescue, but will they survive until then, preserving themselves and their feelings for each other when their captor is determined to destroy them?

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    Ed and Stede meet on a charity climb of Mount Kilimanjaro. Things do not go as planned...

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    a collection of ofmd kinktober prompts, created via the sims 4 gifs

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    12/?
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