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Star Memes by Sidereal_Quest
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
12 Jul 2025
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Ahsoka and Fives have a new set of in-jokes, and it's driving Anakin crazy. Originally posted on FFN on 11/2/22.
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Guardian Demon by Mostly_Stable
Fandoms: Turning - 쿠유 | Kuyu (Webcomic), Turning | 쿠유 - Kuyu (Webnovel)
12 Jul 2025
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When a baby is born with a sign marking him as the Moon Goddess’ Chosen, a couple of demons decide to get rid of him before he has the chance of becoming a serious threat. Trouble is, killing him directly will mean invoking the Moon Goddess’ wrath. So, how do you avoid that? Why, by tricking a convenient idiot in taking on the role instead! Too bad their chosen idiot is terrible at cooperating…
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Insatiable by Imgonnaproposetotheastonmartin
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Jul 2025
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Where once was one, there is now two. And they are so, so hungry.
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When Itadori Yuuji consumes the Special Grade Cursed Finger of Ryoumen Sukuna, the King of Curses is not the only one who awakens. A strange Curse, wearing Sukuna's own soul as a shield, with the intention of pulling Kenjaku from their host and destroying them by any means necessary.
Sukuna might just be entertained enough to let them try.
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What Is Human? by AHiredArsonist
Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Five Nights at Freddy's, Vocaloid, RWBY, Neuroverse (Virtual Streamers), Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
12 Jul 2025
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The world's most expensive Mansion sits on the outskirts of city and it houses something you would not expect.
Hatsune Miku, world famous idol and unofficial den mother, opened her doors to a strange, broken, but promising family. Neuro-sama, a loudmouthed but sensitive AI trying to understand love. Penny Polendina, an excitable girl with a mechanical heart and infinite curiosity. Neo Metal Sonic, convinced he's the perfect being and secretly unsure what "warmth" even is. Nessie, a 9-ton dinosaur who mostly wants fish and to stop being feared. And William Afton... haunted by memories of the family he destroyed, quietly rebuilding toy models in the basement Miku had built for him.
They shouldn't work. But somehow, they do.
This is a story of quiet mornings, unexpected comfort, deep wounds, clumsy love, grocery trips, nightmare cuddles, fish deliveries, philosophical existentialism, and trying (not always succeeding) to be okay.
In a world where machines were made to kill or perform, and monsters have only known themselves as one, sometimes what they really needed... was just a home.
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Starting With The Sefirah Castle In The Anime World by Junkdog786
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, ハヤテのごとく! | Hayate no Gotoku! | Hayate the Combat Butler, かぐや様は告らせたい | Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai | Kaguya-sama: Love Is War (Anime), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), One Piece (Anime & Manga), Persona Series, Mahou Sensei Negima!
12 Jul 2025
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[Hello everyone, my name is Amamiya Ren. This might seem like an abrupt self-introduction, and honestly, I think so too.]
[In fact, when I first heard my own name, I had a bad premonition. Fortunately, I didn’t encounter Shido Masayoshi or Akechi Goro.]
[But when I discovered that the high school I was going to attend was called Teitan High School, I knew I was in trouble.]
[I thought I had successfully avoided the traitor, but I didn’t expect that I couldn’t escape the god of death either.]
[Then, as I dug deeper, I found out more information that made my heart race.]
[I learned about Shinomiya, who is as renowned as the Suzuki family, and Sanzenin, which surpasses both Suzuki and Shinomiya.]
[But none of that is the main point. It’s Teitan High School alone that made me want to start writing a diary.]Putting down his pen, the boy turned his gaze to the prize pool.
Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Negima! Magister Negi Magi, A Certain Magical Index, Persona, Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba, Marvel, Genshin Impact, Fate, High School DxD, Lord of the Mysteries… -
underwear down, love up by littleflwrs
Fandoms: Weak Hero (Webcomic), 약한영웅 | Weak Hero (TV)
12 Jul 2025
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Between Humin's muffled moan and snoring, what unfolds is pure mischief, chaos, and affection. Sieun said no — but her body said yes with a vengeance. And Seongje wastes no time.
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Webby gets sick of her brothers shit by IanRider for Quill_and_Coin
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
12 Jul 2025
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“What did you do?”
Wiggly sighed, turning around to face a pissed off Webby.
“We were just having some funsie wuns, and it’s only nuclear war.”
That, of course only made Webby angrier.
“Only nuclear war? Only nuclear war? You know what I’m tired of all of you!”
She gestured at Pokey.
“I’m tired of your stupid musical apocalypses.”
Pokey stepped forward, anger in his eyes.
“Excuse me, my musicals are great!”
Webby ignored him, turning to Nibbly.
“And I’m tired of your yearly sacrifices, I’m tired of Tinky putting all those Teds in his stupid box, it’s time you people learn to live as humans!”
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“What the hell are you?”
“I wouldn’t really know what to tell you. People don’t usually ask that question and expect answers in Namimori.”
There's just one ironclad rule in Namimori-- what happens in the town, stays within the town. It's pretty much common sense at this point, and those who try to compromise the safety of its odd citizens don't tend to end up well. People come and go, but secrets shed off in this town, where they linger, and become part of its ecosystem.
Tsuna's perfectly content staying quiet here, at least for the rest of his high school years. Compared to whatever was wrong with the other people, he was just a normal boy.
...right?
(In other words: A complete canon rewrite of KHR, but Namimori just happens to be the Universe's chaos central.)
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- Part 17 of never forget (where you come from)
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Beneath The Fallen Throne by Violet_Ybrehl07
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
12 Jul 2025
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After living through two lifetimes of war and loss, Alberu and Cale are given a second chance-they've been sent back to the past. Armed with memories, experience, and unyielding determination, they must navigate a world on the brink of chaos and rewrite their fate. But changing the past is never simple, and shadows from their future still linger.
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Aka Cale and Alberu had three life. First life as Cale and Alberu second as Kim Rok Soo and Seo Soo Jin and their third life as Cale and Alberu again
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- Part 3 of Random TCF AU Ideas I Have
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Unhinged Law and Zoro as best buddies, who spend time in gay bars, have stupid conversations while bored, judge everyone and everything, try to flirt and fail spectacular... All set in the One Piece Universe.
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It only took one night in the Bahamas.
Jinu — who always insisted his rivalry with Rumi was strictly professional — finally let his walls down with the help of three glasses of black whisky and the sound of waves crashing behind them. Turns out, he had a lot more to say when there were no cameras, no stage, and no one else listening.
Mystery, ever the quiet type, always kept Zoey at arm’s length despite her obvious interest. Well, not until he finally matched Zoey’s bold energy with something unexpected — a look, a touch, a moment — that left her second-guessing who was really in control now.
Mira thought she had a type… until two very different boys showed up—both oozing confidence, but with completely opposite appeal. One had the kind of body that hit all her usual preferences just right; the other had a face that made her question everything she thought she liked. And suddenly, choosing just one didn’t seem like such a great idea… when having both sounded even better.
And Baby Saja? He disappeared after midnight and reappeared at sunrise, barefoot, half-naked, and grinning, refusing to explain anything.
All of that unfolded in just one night on the beach. The Bahamas had never been messier. -
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"Please say something,” he begs both Chimney and Hen – resting back against the wall, and with the same grimace on her face.
“Uhmmm,” Chimney buffers. “...Life finds a way?”
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Pregnant Buck Week: Day 7 prompt 'buck gets pregnant after the first time he and eddie have sex'
Buck and Eddie hook up after the lightning. There are consequences.- Language:
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Veigar asks Tristana for a favor bigger than she expects.
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Harry Potter is so very tired. Of being a pawn. Of playing hero. Of waking up in pain and somehow being blamed for everything.
He’s dealing with Occlumency, nightmares, and a certain dungeon bat when things get... weird. Secrets unravel. Coincidences stop feeling accidental. And Harry is suddenly wielding terrifying magic and attracting questionable mentors.
Then a ritual goes sideways, the Dark Lord makes a disturbingly rational decision involving kidnapping, and everything spirals into political chaos, trauma bonding, and magical misdemeanours.
Now Harry’s juggling school, cursed objects, sketchy allies, and magic that wants to turn cutlery into weapons. The allies are terrified. The Dark Lord is intrigued. And Harry? He’s just trying not to set something on fire.
No promises.⚠️ This fic gets dark—like emotionally devastating, morally questionable, “wow is that therapy or trauma?” kind of dark. Proceed with caution, my loves.
That said... I know what you Tomarry gremlins are like. Y’all see one emotionally constipated Dark Lord and a tragically haunted Boy Who Lived, and suddenly you're frothing at the mouth.
So buckle up, you filthy little angst gremlins. This ride’s gonna hurt. 🖤Series
- Part 1 of The Shadow Series
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a fate spun soft as gold by diana_of_hufflepuff, drelfina
Fandoms: The Odyssey - Homer, The Iliad - Homer, HOMER - Works, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
13 Jul 2025
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The first time, Odysseus was fairly young.
Below ten years of age, and the man had been very nice, giving him a piece of itria, the sesame brittle crunching deliciously crisp and sweet between his teeth, and promising lots more in his ship.
The cage had been padded at the bottom, and smelled of lamb, which Odysseus had liked; and it was the safest part of the ship when the storms came, sturdy and tied down to the mast, so while everyone and everything else was thrown about, Odysseus could nap at the bottom, safe from the winds and roiling waves.
All those who live have a destiny, woven into the tapestry of the Fates.
Odysseus finds out that his destiny is really really shitty and annoying.
Luckily, Odysseus knows how to make the best of anything that happens.
Step 1: learn to lie really really well.
Step 2: acquire sheep and breed them REALLY well
Step 3: Run real good
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Rewind Time and Fall In Love - A Guide By Hadrian Peverell by DefinitelyNotStraight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2025
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"Fuck it, let's go." Harry says, and Death gives a wheeze like a laugh.
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Harry discovers betrayal of the highest form, decides he's done being nice, and fuck it, he deserves a break. Enter a new timeline and new goals - 1) see if he can drive Dumbledore into retirement, and 2) see if Tom Riddle (Gaunt, in this timeline) is evil in every universe.
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- Part 14 of We Gladly Feast
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A little bit of everything, all of the time by Pizzlezazzle
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
12 Jul 2025
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Their first meeting:
“OUT OF MY WAY, YOU EXTRA!” The yelling teen tried to keep walking, but Shigeo stopped in front of him and looked at him with dead eyes.
“Umm, excuse me, you… You dropped my milk.” Shigeo is now staring into the teenager's soul.
“The fuck that gotta do with me, you should have got out of MY way.” The blonde was a couple of inches taller than Shigeo, so he had to curve his neck to glare.
Shigeo continued to stare him down and said, “ No, that's not how that works. Buy me a new one.”
The summary sucks sorry. But this is a cute story about the crack ship Bakugo Katsuki and Kageyama Shigeo.
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How to find Elation in life by RandomLeo
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Jul 2025
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Hey, would you like to hear a story?
Yes, this is Midoriya Izuku's tale!
Oh no, it's not the one of him becoming a great hero. Nope, not him becoming the villain either. No, not even a vigilante. No, we don't have dadzawa over here. No, neither All Might Bashing- Can you let me explain before you ask questions!?
Ok, where was I?... Oh yeah! This is the story of Midoriya Izuku, a boy with big dreams but no power in a world where they became the norm and be-all-end-all. Yes, this is a sad world, really, one where most love to put him through the grinder for sadism dressed up as character development, addiction to fluff, revenge, and power fantasies, or just the good ol' smut. But this story? You see, this story has one purpose and one purpose only.
I want to bring some Elation to your lives :)
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"בלי... קסם?"דראקו היביט באימו ואז שוב בספר בידיו ואז שוב באימו. הוא הרגיש כיאילו משהו נקרע בליבו. הוא לא ידע אם זאת היה תחושת כעס או אכזבה.
הוא הכיר את המסורות כמובן. הוא קרא עליהן, הוא שינן אותן, כל מה שהוא ידע על העולם זה שאנשים ללא קסם... מוגלגים מתועבים... היו נחותים מקוסמים. ועמדתם של הקוסמים על סקיבים לא היתה טובה יותר. סקיבים היו משהו נחות, משהו להתבייש בו ולמגר.דראקו רצה להתנגד למה שהיא אמרה, אבל ידע בליבו שזה נכון. בן למשפחת מאלפוי- ללא קסם, היה משהו לא יתואר. אבל כמעט ברגע שהמחשבה הזאת עלתה בראשו, היא גם נעלמה.
קסום או לא קסום, סקיב או לא סקיב.
מצידו הוא יכול להיות חצי יצור.
זה אחיו התאום.
או
מה היה קורה אם דני פנטון היה במקור מאלפוי.
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Do you want us to do like, gay funerals or something by bird_graph
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
12 Jul 2025
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It's pride month in Piffling Vale, and Rudyard has a new plan to get rid of Eric. Make him look homophobic. Meanwhile, Antigone discovers a new, exciting erotic genre.
A pride themed crack fic. Imagine I actually published this during pride month.
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