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CONSUME THE FLESH: Practical Recipes for the Modern Necromancer by Terezi_Discourse
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Jul 2025
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Welcome to Consume The Flesh, your one-stop-shop for hearty, heart-healthy, heart-based recipes! For you, dear readers, I provide recipes fit for the finest banquets of Ida, but foolproof enough that even a cavalier could make a credible attempt at them. Curating this collection is largely a bore, but having been blessed with both exquisite taste and overwhelming culinary talent, I feel an obligation to the less fortunate to share my wisdom.
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a book of recipes (and mircrofics) from the kitchens of the 118, to yours.
in honor of bobby nash
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Cannibal Recipes!! =) by Iiiii1
Fandoms: Original Work, The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/
03 Jul 2025
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Do you need any fun and delicious pastries for a party? Well I've got your back! All of these recipes will guarantee satisfaction and happiness for all guests! =)
Just a few recipes that I made for Patygoers out of boredom. (I'm not an actual cannibal pls don't eat me)
Just know that there's like, a lot of cannibalism, and a few sensitive topics in future recipes too.
Please give requests... I don't know what to do with my life...
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Birthday by monikaliker (phenotypical_1)
Fandoms: Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel)
03 Jul 2025
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Natsuki makes cupcakes.
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Ramesses: Total Modern - Attack on the Scouting College by MarineTan
Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), The Iliad - Homer, Ancient History RPF, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
02 Jul 2025
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Ramesses and his friends are attending the scout event. However, the cheated Sea Peoples, led by Iolaos, threaten to launch a deadly attack on the scouting college.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,094
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Hits:
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It’s bad in every way a restaurant can possibly be bad, but mostly because the kitchen cannot cook decent food. Any meal at this hermetic, self-regarding restaurant brings a protracted march of bland, tepid dishes.
This restaurant is soulless, overpriced, and (curiously!) still manages to be packed. Perhaps its diners are masochists. Or perhaps London has finally embraced nihilism, culinary or otherwise.
Percy Weasley is London’s most feared food critic. One poor review from him can make or break a young chef's career. He’s known for his razor-sharp palate, brutal honesty, and the fact that he’s never once in eight years given a single five-star review. People say he hates food. He doesn't. He just hates bad food.
All Oliver Wood wanted to do was play professional football. But after a career-ending injury, he pours his energy into cooking. His soft-opening for his passion project restaurant The Pitch is off to a quiet start. That is, until a striking redhead walks in and agrees to be the first customer to try his food.
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Madame Vastra's Recipe for Salad by Sturzkampf
Fandoms: The Paternoster Gang (Big Finish Audio), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005)
01 Jul 2025
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Madame Vastra does her best to co-exist with this pack of barbaric primitive apes, but some of their repulsive eating habits are too disgusting to be tolerated.
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- English
- Words:
- 122
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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Laminated Lunar by 8levivy0
Fandoms: Ансамбль Александрова | Alexandrov Ensemble | Red Army Choir
01 Jul 2025
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Gennady Sachenyuk never thought that fate will bring him to the nearest oven at the Art House of the Alexandrov Ensemble.
i.e Sequel of "Warm Flowers" that I wrote years ago.
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Pascal and Nervous are married. Nervous is a house husband who does nothing all day but take care of the baby as he waits for his husband to come home. He loves this; it is everything that he's ever wanted. What if Nervous Subject had to *gasp* actually spend time with his brothers-in-law without his husband acting as a social buffer? What would they do together? What would they talk about? Nervous spends a weekend bonding one-on-one with Lazlo and Vidcund. Can Nervous and Vidcund interact without killing each other? Can Nervous and Lazlo be in a kitchen together without starting a fire? Can Pascal and Nervous go three seconds without being cute?
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- Part 3 of Motherlode: A Series of One Shots
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angels' hair, angel's heart by x_hui
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
26 Jun 2025
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And now… onions.
"And remember, you gotta cut them fast and all. Man up and power through, ya hear me? Maybe cut them before starting on your pasta so you have more time to stir your sauce."
(Man up and power through. Well, that’s one thing he isn’t following...)
He thinks of him. That mop of black hair, that stench of sand and sweat. That coarse voice. That tan skin. That cross he carried on his back ‘till the end.
These damn onions, Vash thinks, as his eyes start to sting.
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In the aftermath of everything, Vash cooks pasta, and thinks of a certain Hopeland priest.
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Despite the apparent danger, Hannibal finds himself speaking not to placate, but to probe. “Do you see it now? You wear violence beautifully.”
“And this,” Will grits his teeth, “is not my performance for you.”
In between one breath and the next, he pulls the trigger.
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Roach and Jim's Hearty Stew To Instill Vigour and Repel Curses by halfeatenmoon
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Jun 2025
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A garlic soup recipe for Garlic Soup Week.
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Rose Ross teaching how to make a cake in the microwave and it goes wrong
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a lucky man, to count on both hands the ones i love by justadino
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Jun 2025
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Tonio Trussardi’s Recipe Book, page 200
SKILLET STEAK WITH MUSHROOM SAUCEA recipe perfect for a crisp autumn wherein a stranger sharing your mother tongue stops by your humble place, and you can tell from
- the way he breathes
- the way he holds himself
- his cold hands
- his pale skin
- the way he holds his hand to his chest, an indicator of painthat he’s in need of a meal rich in iron to remedy his anemia. That, for your stocked pantry, lends no stress.
tonio gets a visit from a customer he's never met before. it brings up memories regardless
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Among many beasts, there is only one beauty. by helpless_angel
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beasts (Webcomic), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, 萌动兽世 | Romance in the Beast World | When Beauty Meets Beasts (Webcomic), 兽世狂妃：不当异界女海王 | Beast World Crazy Concubine (Webcomic), 救命！穿越兽世蛇夫超宠我！| Help! I Had Transmigrated and My Snake Husband Pampered Me Too Much (Webcomic), Otome
16 Jun 2025
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Among Many Beasts, There Is Only One Beauty is a captivating fantasy novel that follows Gaia, a 23-year-old nurse from Miami, as she unexpectedly finds herself transported to a mysterious new world. In this strange land, Gaia discovers a society where beast-like beings live, and where the gender ratio is heavily skewed towards males. Thrown into an unfamiliar culture with no way to return home, Gaia must quickly adapt to survive.
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Dark and sweet by IrithiaDourden
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
10 Jun 2025
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The day before, he had learned two things. First, apparently, in autumn, the food that a couple eats when they accept the bond is always a family recipe passed down from generation to generation. Second, he realized he had to thank Nesta. From the pile of books she had given him, he could tell that the sudden and glorious flashes of desire that sometimes made Eris corner him after a few hours of reading were influenced by her book recommendations.
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These are the proportions for 1 COUNT (4 GALLONS; 30 POUNDS) of MIXTURE. An employee is required to create 2 COUNT minimum of MIXTURE daily, depending on remaining stock. Our facility goes through over 400 POUNDS of MIXTURE weekly. Yum!
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- English
- Words:
- 511
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Blurb taken from Falling for Her Rival, by Jackie Braun
For chef Poe Dameron, it's time to turn up the heat. Three years ago he hit rock bottom. Now he's ready for a comeback, starting with winning a TV competition to secure a spot running New York's trendiest kitchen! He just didn't count on his attraction to rival Armitage Hux burning a hole in his plans…
Hux has worked his apron off for this opportunity, and total focus on the competition was the plan — which is difficult when all he can think about is wanting his opponent out of the kitchen and in his bed! But there can only be one winner, and sometimes, to win, a guy has to play dirty!
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Has your lifelong goal of existing been to learn how to piss people off by eating Russian food? Well look no further for this spiceless, still delicious food that even my good friend who managed to set the fire alarm off twice making spaghetti could make! (She set it off twice with a pot of water. THE NOODLES WEREN'T EVEN THERE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW.)
My sister's favorite food and I had to literally ward her off over the next 48 hours because it's not exactly healthy to eat 10lbs of stroganoff in one sitting.
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- Part 3 of My Personal Cookbook
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 250
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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Silver's first mate comes to visit him. Things get a little volatile and a little sappy as they go through old memories.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,263
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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