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Hermione gestured at the parchments, her voice exasperated. "'She could barely fit both of her hands around it'? Really? Utterly impractical! No sensible witch wants a cock of that size. And look at this one - apparently, you have a serpent-like appendage that can coil around me like a python. What do they think a regular penis looks like?”
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A lovely leopardess and a curious human man would make for an ideal couple, falling in love completely during only a few hours after meeting inside of a busy international airport. They would... well... if they didn't happen to be a Soviet engineer and an American business traveler... and if they didn't happen to be booked on a devastatingly dangerous flight of an supersonic aircraft that's experimental run is destined to conclude in a gigantic crash.
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Little au that I really wanted to try out :3
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«I’ll bet my damn ass!»
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Bucky calls in a favour from a friend, Y/n isn't particularly happy that this is the first contact he's had with Bucky in 14 months. But Y/n has a bleeding heart and how is he meant to say no when his friend begs him for help with his mentally unstable superhuman entity team mate who needs some sort of stability.
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Idia finds Azul’s profile on an online dating site and starts trolling him.
That goes against Azul’s honor and soon these two are trying to one-up each other with their competitive streak.
(This is NOT a chatfic!)
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The theory of three meetings says you will meet your soulmate three times: when they mean nothing, when you’re not ready, and when, finally, your lives intertwine. The following explores those three periods in Arthur and Ariadne’s lives.
Part 1- Once (chapters 1-5)
Part 2- Twice (chapters 6-20)
Part 3- Once Again (chapters 21-25)An exercise in character study, worldbuilding, and the art of the slowburn, set during and post inception. Expect tons of tension with equal sprinklings of adventure, humor, fluff, and angst. For those that are fans of Cobb and Eames, they are heavily featured.
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“If you could go back and change it all, would you?”
With the resistance crumbling and hope wearing thin, Hermione is doing everything she can to hold what’s left together.
As she’s pulled deeper into the fractured war effort, strange memories surface. A past she can’t quite grasp, full of stolen looks, battles she hasn’t fought, and hands she swears have held her before.
Time is breaking. And somewhere, in the cracks, someone is waiting.
"There are no saints in war, Granger. Remember that the next time someone sends an Avada your way and you hit them with a fucking Slug Hex."
Next update: 7/28
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Hermione Granger's Guide to Ditching Your Wizard by accioblondie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2025
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“Divorce technically isn’t our only option,” Hermione said absentmindedly. “Malfoy could die within the next two years, for example.”
Malfoy turned to her, eyes blazing. “Either of us could die, Granger. I don’t appreciate the insinuation of it being me.”
“I didn’t say it for you to appreciate it. It’s merely a fact.”
Malfoy turned to Kinglsey. “If nothing else can nullify our impending nuptials, surely Granger exhibiting the markers for premeditated murder should?”
Granger rolled her eyes. “If I were going to murder you, I wouldn’t be stupid enough to plan it with the Minister For Magic.”
Malfoy mockingly put his hand against his heart. “Oh, that’s such a relief. I much prefer the idea of being murdered in the spur of the moment. Premeditation is very played out.”
“Quite literally,” Hermione said.
Clearing his throat, Kingsley said, “I appreciate that you both have history. Even so, the Wizenmagot has chosen the two of you to marry.”
“Granger’s intent on putting the ‘death’ in ‘til death do us part, and you want to categorise our dynamic as having ‘history,’” Malfoy scoffed, leaning his head back. “We’re fucked.”
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Conflict Resolution & You: A Damian Wayne Story by Viwiel
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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Damian expects Jason’s operation to be a den of chaos. Instead, he’s handed an employee handbook, forced into team-building exercises, and assigned a peer feedback survey.
As he battles OSHA-compliant henchpeople and a disturbingly effective HR department, he makes a horrifying discovery: Jason Todd might actually be good at this.
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Partners in Science (Then Crime, Then Science again) by Crankeet (incognitotoro)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
21 Jul 2025
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The crystal is stablized, Jayce has gone from being expelled in disgrace to a promising new researcher backed by the council, and the future gleams before him.
Except it turns out that creating a whole research project pretty much from scratch after pulling an all-nighter than ended with breaking and entering, an explosion that may or may not have ever even happened and a distortion in the literal fabric of reality- well, it turns out that it's a lot of work.
And then there's the fact that he only learned his partner's name 24 hours ago and apart what could be gleaned from a wild night of equations and illicit science projects, he doesn't know anything at all about the man.
Yeah, this will go great.
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Hermione was hoping for a peaceful holiday in the Italian countryside, celebrating Blaise & Luna.
Draco just wanted an excuse to chase a few skirts and drink copious amounts of wine.
Their plans are disrupted when they discover that both of their exes have made it onto the guest list.
So in the interest of self preservation, they come to an agreement of sorts. A plus one protocol — if you will. Just for the week.
What's the worst that could happen?
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Thirteen years after leaving Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is Not Okay. Her relationship with Ron has crumbled. She's burnt out and quit the Auror Office. She still hasn't been able to find her parents to reverse their memory spell, and all her money has gone on a probably-repossessed house and a wedding which will never happen. Harry and Ginny would let her stay on their sofa forever, of course, but they have a new baby, and Hermione has enough trouble sleeping. So she's left with one, final, awful choice - to go to the only place she knows she can't be turned away: the house of the insufferable man whose life she saved the day Voldemort died - Severus Snape.
Snape is, shall we say, not pleased with this turn of events.
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“It’s obvious your anger is because of me.”
He gave a hollow laugh, slipping his hands into his pockets. “Oh, it’s because of you, alright.”
“See?” Hermione threw up her hands. “I knew it. You can’t stand me. You never have. Well, I’m sorry you don’t want to be around me but—”
“Your blood, Granger,” he said, voice low and dangerous. “That’s what I want.”
In her enchanted beaded bag, Magizoologist Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are forced to work together to uncover a cure for his rare and mysterious form of vampirism. Meanwhile, Hermione must also assist Auror Harry Potter in tracking a violent killer on the loose—all while the magical world seems determined to stand in their way.
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“Not Harry, not Harry, please not Harry!”
“Stand aside, you silly girl… stand aside, now”.
And Lily Potter stepped aside.
Voldemort stared at her.
“... Is this some sort of trick?” he asked softly.
“No". Her voice was flat, lifeless. “You already killed James... If you let me live, then you can have Harry”.
Voldemort’s lip curled - not in amusement, but disgust. His own mother had died for him. Pathetic, yes, sentimental and foolish - but she had chosen to die so that he could live. Lily Potter wasn’t even choosing to care. Surely the child of prophecy deserved a better mother than this! Even he could give the boy to a better family to be raised right!
Voldemort slowly reached down and picked up the child.
He was still staring at him. He was still oddly silent. His eyes were still the colour of the Killing curse and brimming with power.
Yes, Voldemort decided, that was exactly what he’d do.
"You belong to me now" he whispered.
And with a crack like thunder, he turned on the spot, vanishing into the night.Or, the one where Harry Potter is raised by the Lestranges and it goes more or less how you would expect.
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Why was Hermione Granger killed on 2nd May 1998?
Who is responsible for the muggle killings happening across Great Britain five years after Voldemort's death, leaving the Dark Mark in the sky?
What is the mystery surrounding Evelyn Meyer, the new Head Auror, who has enlisted Draco Malfoy's help on probation from Azkaban to tackle this new wave of muggle murders? How does she know so much about Draco and Hermione's secret relationship, which ended when he killed her?
Is it legilimency, or is there something more to her? And why does she bear such a striking resemblance to Hermione Granger?
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- Part 1 of Pain Remains
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Lord of the Distant Isles by Stelladonie
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 Jul 2025
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Two years ago, at the feast of Corpus Christi, Hans Capon heard a French minstrel sing of a tragic knight undone by love. He thought little of it—until a mace to the head and his squire's sky-blue eyes leave him wondering if he’s fated to share Galehaut’s story.
As war in Bohemia rages on, Hans tries not to end up like his literary brother in spirit. But fate seems determined to make him walk in Galehaut’s footsteps no matter how much he squirms. After all—winning a war against Sigismund might be easier than winning one against his own heart.
KCD2 from Hans’s POV with the romance amped up.
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“Jack sent me to keep an eye on you. He says you’re bad at following instructions. Imagine that.”
“Is that right? Well, maybe Dr. Do-Right just gives stupid instructions.”
“The professional medical instructions meant to keep you from splitting your stitches or getting another infection? Sure, you’re right, he’s probably just messing with you.”
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- Part 2 of As Overheard
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Hermione Granger has survived war, heartbreak, and the Ministry bureaucracy. What she may not survive, however, is one weekend with Draco Malfoy—and the insufferable possibility that he might not be so insufferable after all.
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Four university students, plus two tag-along siblings, get the surprise of their lives when a mysterious force whisks them away to a tall tower in the middle of the ocean. Together, they make new animal friends as they help solve problems. They are the new generation of the Save-Ums!
(Reboot of the original Rise from Fanfiction.net)