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After the honeymoon period of being back together after the summer, Ed and Stede have been called to an unveiling on Mount Olympus, Jack and Annie have had a baby. And neither of them care... really... they don't care that these people who hate each other had a kid before them. They don't even want kids... right?
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- Part 2 of Greek Mythology AU
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Home had meant different things at different times to Izzy. Sometimes it was just a room, a place where he existed, managed to survive. Other times it had been truly a place to live, to enjoy, somewhere he did more than just survive in. He had expected, when he was a young naive kid and the world hadn’t poisoned his positivity yet, that he could go from simply just existing in a room under some else’s roof to having a home that was his own, that he loved, and that would be the end of it. He never used to think he would revert, tumble back down the ladder, fall back in to the abyss of simply existing in a room because a basic human need was shelter.
Ed was all the home he ever needed, in the end.
Izzy's got a new life to navigate as he heals - he's safe, he's being looked after, and he's learning how to be in a polyamorous relationship with his ex-husband and his new(ish) boyfriend. But his past won't leave him alone, not just yet. All he wants is his happy ending, which he knows he will have. Eventually. But you can't heal wounds that people don't know you have...
Picks up directly from Part 1 - Happier Than Ever. Title and chapters from Taylor Swift's 'The Archer'.
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- Part 4 of Once Upon A Time
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There’s a Bluebird in my Heart by evensneakierfox, veeagainst
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 May 2025
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Stede Bonnet escapes from a world where he’s never felt he fit in into a world where everyone has an animal companion, a daemon - everyone but him, of course, because he wasn't born here. He hears about the dread pirate Blackbeard and his kraken daemon, cursed to live at sea forever, and is fascinated by the legend.
Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard, hears about the Gentleman Pirate, who doesn’t have a daemon, and sees an opportunity to escape the life that traps him.
What will happen when the two meet?
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Literature professors Dr. Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet had been dating for a week. Stede is the happiest, silliest man in love in all of Edinburgh. But maybe the city is not just a place to start over but a place to rediscover himself and things in his past he had long forgotten. Meanwhile, Ed is trying to enjoy the sweetness of his new relationship with the charming blonde, though he can’t shake the fear that his ex, Jack, might ruin everything again.
Izzy Hands has resigned himself to the idea that love simply is not for him. Who could love a man so broken? Everyone who witnessed his flaws eventually ran away. Never say never, Mr. Hands. Never say never...Series
- Part 4 of A Sonet to the Golden Unicorn
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Ed should have everything he's ever wanted. He's finally trying to make it out of his life as legendary organized crime boss Blackbeard, but learning who Ed is after decades of being Blackbeard is harder than he'd expected. Meanwhile, Stede should be happy, but after coming out he's felt stuck in a rut, waiting for life to catch up with his dreams. When people from Ed's old life start to catch up with him and Stede accidentally gets involved, they discover that maybe they can help each other find the missing pieces they've been looking for.
A fast-burn where Ed and Stede get married right after they meet, it takes a bit longer for them to realize they've fallen in love, and they learn a lot about themselves along the way.
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Podfic of "the light of a dying star" by gentleblahaj by Baby_kraken, happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Feb 2025
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Famous Actor Ed Teach and TV Personality Stede Bonnet decide to fake date as a PR stunt. Cue the horrors of falling in love with your fake boyfriend you're not supposed to have real feelings for.
(Modern Celebrity Fake Dating AU)
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Maybe Nigel Badminton isn’t perfect, but Stede can make do. That is until he meets Ed after watching him fight with Jack at their shared wedding venue. It’s fine. Ed isn’t for him, and he can keep his distance, but when Ed asks to be friends, things get messy…for everyone.
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Jack pisses on Stede's boots. Stede sees red. The rest, as they say, is history.
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Stede falls asleep between Ed and Calico Jack. Morally dubious hijinks ensue.
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All day, the fop's been getting on his nerves, flouncing around the deck with his ridiculous cravat and that insufferable way of talking. Jack had tried ignoring him, then needling him, hoping to provoke something raw, something real. Instead, Stede had just smiled that prim little smile, offered some sharp quip in return, and carried on like he hadn’t a care in the world.
Now, though, he looks different. Quiet. Still. Vulnerable in a way that stirs something in Jack’s chest—something uncomfortable and jagged.
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Where I Find You by LyraTalise, OurArtMeansZepp (Ofmdzeppelin29)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Nov 2024
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Ed and Stede met as children in an ocean-themed portal world where Ed was a pirate and Stede a Mer. They spend more than five years having adventures before being sent home. Both struggle in their resumed lives where Ed is an author, and Stede is a bookseller. They can’t find each other again in the real world. The story starts when Ed walks into Stede’s bookstore thirty-four years after their return.
Words by Lyra Talise || Art by OurArtMeansZepp
Posted for the OFMD Big Bang 2024
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And just like that, it all tumbled back into Izzy’s memory; everything they had been, everything they were, everything they could never be again. Like fuck does time and distance heal. But that still couldn’t stop the smile that Ed’s laugh was pulling from him in return, intrinsic, muscle memory, from the days when that was a regular occurrence and the only tears were ones from joy, from laughing so hard it hurt.
“I was worried about you. Where did you go?” he asked, voice now quiet in direct contrast to all the shouting.
“All sorts of places,” Izzy replied, just as quietly, holding Ed’s gaze.
“And did it help?”
Izzy has returned home, to find his (now) ex-husband in the arms of another. Of course he's going to seek comfort in the arms of someone else too...
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Picks up directly from part 2 'Forever and Always' and builds up to part 4 which picks up directly from part 1.
Title and chapters from Taylor Swift's 'Cardigan'.
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- Part 3 of Once Upon A Time
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Ed visits Jack on the set of his popular tv show and meets Jack's co-star, a really hot blond with legs for days.
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Rise and Pine by wretched_wren for ridiculousinconvenientlove
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Sep 2024
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Stede loves mornings with Ed. Loves being woken with kisses, or a cuppa. Loves waking first and watching Ed mumble in his sleep. He especially loves when Ed's dreams are dirty, waiting eagerly for him to wake so Stede can make his them come true.
Except this morning, Ed utters someone else's name.
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After a successful raid by the Queen Anne's Revenge crew; Anne, Mary, Jack, and Ed celebrate in the captain's quarters. Imbibing in weed, alcohol, and each other. In the midst of it all, Anne realizes something about herself and Mary, something she wishes she realized a long time ago.
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Desperately yearning to be loved but uncertain it can still happen at his big age, former corporate pirate (and secret softie) Ed Teach meets Stede Bonnet, antique dealer and general ball of sunshine.
Is it possible to be swept off one's feet while physically taking things slow, or will Ed's wariness and past heartbreak cost him the man of his dreams?
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Wellington. June 1942.
Ed Teach, head of Blackbeard Investigations, is ready to retire when he gets one last job offer: a fat cheque for the simple job of finding industrialist Bartholomew Bonnet's missing son, Stede. The problem isn't finding Stede—that's easy enough for the best skiptracer in the country—it's that the more Ed learns about Stede and his family, the more it becomes clear why Stede ran away in the first place. But Stede has something valuable of his father's, and Bonnet and his dangerous, well-connected allies will stop at nothing to get it back. The thing is, though...Ed's found something of value, too: Stede.
And Ed's not giving him up without a fight.
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Season Free (or: This is how it could be) by YAYvid_Jenkins
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Apr 2024
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Within hours of letting the crew take off with the Revenge, Stede and Ed aren’t coping well. To further complicate things, their attempt to talk things through gets interrupted by Izzy crawling out of the grave.
The Co-Captains and resurrected First Mate won’t be able to resist the call of the high seas, but with the British Navy after them and a crew of savvy brothel employees assisting their journey back to the Revenge, happily ever after will require a few twists and turns along the way.
As with everything that takes place during the Golden Age of Piracy, nothing goes according to plan…
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“Are you fucking stupid? The ship is burning down, this is not the time!” He cursed at the black haired guy and pushed him back.
“Big words from pirate scum like you!” The guy shouted back, immediately going for another attack. He was honestly one of the most impressive swordsmen Jack had ever witnessed. -
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Ed has resigned himself to a life he hates, stressed and bored at work and burning through a rotation of shitty boyfriends. Stede is doing what he actually wants for the first time in his life and is struggling to see a way forward beyond just making it through each day. After they hit it off when they both go to key Ed's ex boyfriend's car after Ed breaks up with him at Stede's restaurant, they'll have to navigate finding love later in life and put in the work of healing themselves and helping each other so they can build a life they're excited to live.
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