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Roxy picks out the perfect name for Lily
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Where, Why, and Howclair? by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
26 Aug 2025
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This is Who, What, and Wenclair’s filthy older sister, the one not invited to family events. She has all of the inappropriate Wenclair drabbles that didn’t just toe the line of innuendo; they tripped over it and fell face first into the debatably sexy gutter.
Contains: Excessive(ly) bad puns, implied intercourse without recourse, the occasional gender-swap, outcast sexual education, Wednesday being a total brat, Enid putting said brat in her place, cruelly teasing Bianca, Yoko’s bad advice, and more.
Updates will be daily-ish until the backlog is empty.
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- Part 3 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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Polyester and Polyurethane have a meal at Pancake Guy during their free time. Brief is a waiter there, and now that the Poly brothers are off the clock, they’re back to being besties, apparently, even if Brief himself is still on the clock.
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Who, What, and Wenclair (2025) by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
26 Aug 2025
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Here be inedibly incorrect (and sometimes inappropriate) Wenclair for 2025. Within you’ll be subjected to a daily dose of inane humor.
Definitely contains: Excessive bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday’s mutually failed attempts at flirting, Bianca Barclay’s eternal exasperation, Yoko Tanaka being a certified funny bitch, Xavier being cruelly ragged on, and more.
Note: Sundays are a compilation of 3 to 5 shorts.
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- Part 2 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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Jazz had never expected for one of his cousins and bonded to pass away one cold evening, leaving behind a pair of splitspark twins. He knew of them, had met them once or twice, but when the rest of his family began to pass them over and over again, he knew he need to step in.
The only problem is that his work is only willing to wait for so long. He needs to go back. He works weird hours.
He needs a babysitter.
Prowl hated that running was the only option he had. He needed to get away, but with his certifications to become an enforcers around the corner, he thought he could hold on. When push comes to shove, he knows he needs to start over. He has no credentials, his Academy credits won't transfer, and his skillset is incredibly limited.
He needs a job.
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- Part 1 of Hold Them Tight; Don't Let Go
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the forgotten still bite by ryuesi0
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV), Weak Hero (Webcomic), 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV) RPF
26 Aug 2025
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After almost two years in a coma, Suho wakes up- weaker, disoriented, and unsure where to begin. He spends months hiding, under the guise of recovery, but the truth is harder to swallow: he's avoid Sieun-- the boy who meant everything, even in just four months.
Now nineteen, Suho realizes the world he once knew has past. But some things haven't changes. His feelings still linger, with danger tucked deeper.
The Union is rising to him, this time under Keum Seongje, the Union's Dictator, a freak with plans to seize control of the school system. Suho, whether he likes it or not, is part of the plan. Caught between Assemblyman Oh's backing, Seongje's manipulation, and Sieun's devoted circle of friends, Suho is forced to confront the truth behind his accident- and the part of him he's tried to bury.
The past hasn't vanished. His feeings haven't faded.
And what's buried still bites.The web of danger tightens and threatens to close in on Sieun, Suho must choose: will he keep running from these feelings, or embrace them?
And when Suho's faced with this new opportunity to take out what's threatening Sieun- he'll bite back, even if it kills him.
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Lions Lie Together or Cersei's Song by YashaBonagracia
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
26 Aug 2025
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My absurd original song lyrics/poem inspired by Cersei Lannister's obsessive and possessive love for her twin, Jaime.
I imagined if Game of Thrones had been a musical that Cersei would have sang this while prancing menacingly/maniacally around Ned Stark after he tried to confront her about Jaime, Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen. It's arrogant, unhinged, and riddled with sexual innuendo...so, pretty much par for the course for Cersei.
It shares an opening stanza with my other work 'The "Good" King Robert' as they started as the same poem but diverged from each other.
This is meant to be read, spoken, or sung in a taunting singsongy way.Series
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Golden Delicious by nightflower_panda
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
26 Aug 2025
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It's the latest in romantic gestures - the old Galarian legend: give the person you like an Applin and you'll be together forever.
It's the latest in Raihan's major causes of stress - he hates all the attention the Applin rumour is getting.
...Raihan is also a giant hypocrite.
(Raihan's other major cause of stress? Leon. With Raihan, everything in his life always comes back to Leon.)
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Fixer-Upper by MachineFey
Fandoms: He Who Fights With Monsters - Shirtaloon | Travis Deverell
25 Aug 2025
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Welcome User!
Congratulations! Due to surprising the Reaper with unprompted self-sacrifice, and unscripted death time.
The Reaper has bestowed 'Sacrifices Second Chance' onto you. You have been granted a Second Chance.
Due to positive and negative points accrued throughout your previous life, you have been designated the model [Fixer Upper], which most closely matches your name, gender, and soul departure time.
Fixer Upper (Thadwick Mercer) has been assigned to User (Thadius “Thad” Haven).
Make sure to adjust this model's projected fate, you don’t surprise the Reaper twice.
Racial adjustment has been assigned and prompted. Model (Thadwick Mercer) has been re-imaged from Human Interface to Outworlder Interface. Outworlder Racial Gifts have been assigned. To view Racial Gift access Help Desk.
Help Desk is currently unavailable.
“Thadwick Mercer?!?” He said out loud. “That A**, from the web-novel? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE F**K!”
Okay, so he’s not dead, but being Thadwick Mercer isn’t much better. And thus begins one man's journey to escape a fate worse than death.
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music, art and feathers spinning in blades among an array of stars by TrueHeart_0922
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
25 Aug 2025
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A few weeks after roaming around your house, interacting with all you can thanks to the Dateviators, you notice a few stray objects you've seemed to accidentally miss during your earlier days of combing through the house.
A pair of headphones, with a small charm hanging from it atop the office bookshelf.
Bunches of art supplies from your creative phase of life, safely stashed away in the attic.
A blender on the kitchen counter, plugged in, waiting to be used.
A dreamcatcher hanging above your nightstand, peacefully looming over you, diligently trying to protect you from your nightmares.
...You know the drill well at this point. Shoot some beams at them and see what happens from there.
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INTRODUCTIONS: Chapters 1-5
Route Work: 6 and onward for now.
Love Routes completed: 1 of 5 -
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Tony and Emma get to know each other better at the 2099 Hellfire Gala
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"You have a very contagious laugh," Zhongli shares briefly, the teacup in his hands trembling faintly.
"Fortunately for both of us," Childe declares genially and grins.
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Not a Trope in Hell by wattskerrylou
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms, The Originals (TV)
25 Aug 2025
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"𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗮, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗶𝘁. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲... 𝗜... 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁... 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝘁."
Damon Salvatore doesn't believe in romance. Especially not the type of romance that novelist Elena Gilbert writes about. Stalkers? Bodyguards? Office rivals? Puh-leeze! Determined to prove to her that cheesy tropes aren't the way to a woman's heart, he acts out everything she's written... but will he lose his own heart in the process?
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"This is your chance. Run."Elena crossed her arms. "No. I'm not scared of him."
Damon glared at her impatiently. "Fine. If you won't run from him, then run from me."
"Excuse me?"
"Here's another one of your tropes: I catch you, I kiss you."
"That's not the trope! It's supposed to be 'I catch you, I...'" Elena cleared her throat and paraphrased, "'... ravish you.'"
The corner of his lip quirked. "'Ravish'?"
"Shut up, I'm just correcting you."
He stepped closer, his eyes burning into her. "Do you want an upgrade? Because I'm down for that if you are."
"I don't even want the kiss!"
His eyes widened. "Then... run."
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He's not bad, he's my brother by liuzzia
Fandoms: American (US) Actor RPF, Lee Pace - Fandom, Real Person Fiction
25 Aug 2025
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Chloe has been in a committed relationship with Jared for five years, enjoying a stable life until Jared’s older brother, Lee (Pace), moves in temporarily. Lee’s subtle, lingering glances and unsettling presence make Chloe increasingly uneasy, stirring conflicted feelings she struggles to ignore. Despite her discomfort, she finds it difficult to confront Jared, who remains unaware of the tension brewing under their roof.
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Five months after the battle over Thedas II, Mariner and Boimler are struggling to balance their newfound responsibilities with the next stage in their relationship.
Their work, anxieties, and more are conspiring against them.
Elsewhere, a malevolent force reveals itself to the officers in command at Starbase 80.
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- Part 3 of A Vow Eternal
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Jack gets jealous when your med school ex shows up and spends the day shadowing you.
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Freyja was a normal woman living a normal life until an accident sends her to an alternate reality. This new reality is bloody and violent, filled with homicidal maniacs and strange creatures. A ragtag group of treasure hunters, Vault Hunters, save Freyja's life and bring her to a friendly yet equally violent bartender. As Freyja acclimates to her new home and its denizens, she must contend with a rival/coworker who wants nothing more than to remove Freyja...permanently. How will Freyja cope with this new world? How will she adapt yet still maintain her humanity? Welcome to Mayhem, readers!
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- Part 1 of Highway to Hades
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A young lieutenant tries to hold a briefing with some of his unit's newfound Decepticon allies. For some reason, though, they don't seem to be taking things very seriously.
Or...
Rumble and Frenzy being very immature feat. Blackout and one unfortunate human soldier.
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The Game by FinalSaturn
Fandoms: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime & Manga), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
24 Aug 2025
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It started as a bet: Operation Fluster Mamoru. Two weeks, fifteen points, and one very smug target. Then, teasing turns into suggestive quips and an accidental game of chicken. Winning means bragging rights and an onsen trip. Losing might mean admitting the truth about what (or who) she actually wants.
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Freppa might not have shown it – far too nice for his own good –, but he hated a lot of things. And one of those things, currently, was when his two friends were getting drunk in his own garage. The poor guitarist would stand there, in the middle of the room, fists clenched as he noticed the numerous beer bottles on the coffee table, as well as directly on the floor. But that wasn't the worst of it, because Määnin was casually draped over a chair – fully asleep, by the way –, while Tommy was stretched out across the length of the couch, shoes on the armrest.
Freppa is starting to get fed up with his friends' reckless behavior. However, he didn't expect it to lead to a . . . Certain exchange.