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Writing Prompt: sex pollen
You know you want it.
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Originally written for Trin (@jared.radalecki, @weechesters) on Instagram after she requested that someone write her a very shitty fanfic on purpose so she could laugh about it.
"Ohh Dean! I just can't take this incestuous subtext in our interactions anymore! Please let me fondle your cocksucking lips with my tongue?"
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KOWAII(which means "cute" in japanese!) KARAMATSU HASBANDU ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) by MageofChaos
Fandoms: おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime)
12 Dec 2016
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I AM SO SORRY IN ADVANCE!!!! This was a joke fic that me and my best friend and i promised i would post it here. So here you guys go
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The V3 Zootopia Meme Fanfic No One Wanted, Not Even Me by SweetBunLove
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
26 Jan 2018
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THIS IS MORE JOKE THEN SERIOUS.
Kokichi and Kaede discuss pregnancy. Except Kokichi worries too much about what she will think. She, however is not Nick Wilde. And He's not Judy Hopps. So surely things will turn out better-
MADE TO DO THIS. THANKS QUEEN. FRICKIN THANKS.
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The Humorous Encounters of the Akatsuki by Itachi-Uchiha-lover (TheAssassinLover)
Fandoms: Naruto
20 Sep 2019
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Even in an organization as dangerous as the Akatsuki there has to be a few stupidly hilarious incidents. These are just a few of them. Series of one-shots. Will be labeled complete though more could come out. Contains OCs.
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Scottish Temptation Island by ancientcitylullaby for Jens_Holland, Funky_Sea_Cryptid
Fandoms: Macbeth - Shakespeare, SHAKESPEARE William - Works, 11th Century CE RPF
15 Nov 2019
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Three couples and seven single people, all who happen to be from 11th century Scotland/England and the like, are thrown onto a island together. Will they cheat, or stay faithful? Did I mention this group is full of repressed homosexuals?
Macbeth has a thing for Banquo but he's not man enough to say it. Malcolm has been drooling over Macduff ever since they first met, even though Macduff got absolutely plastered 15 minutes into the flight to their destination. Lady Macbeth and Lady Macduff are both sick of their husbands. Macbeth's cousin, Thorfinn, has taken it upon himself to flirt with absolutely everyone except the man who actually has a crush on him; Siward. Get ready lads cause it's about to get... bad.
Disclaimer: I have never seen Temptation Island I just thought the premise was hilarious and super fic-worthy.
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Vorona's Nudes (And Other Things You Shouldn't Send Izaya) by TeamAlphaQ
Fandoms: Durarara!!
26 Jun 2020
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Okay look, getting sent the nudes in the first place wasn't insulting. If anything, it's flattering to get sent naked pictures, even if it is technically a wrong number and Izaya isn't the least bit interested in women.
What was insulting was Shizuo telling him that he couldn't do better.
Because he could absolutely take better nudes. Fuck Shizuo for saying otherwise.
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bikini's by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Super Dangan Ronpa 2
22 Jul 2020
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im a lesbean and i like girls i like bikinis i like girls in bikinis gnight
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Drabble series about an oversized bug family.
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The new farmer is just trying to live his life: simple, uncomplicated. It's everyone else making it weird.
Forget canon: Farmer Chad Scallions has never worked for Joja Corp. His grandfather has never even set foot in Ferngill Republic. So when he shows up in Pelican town claiming to be the new owner of Stardust Farm, more than a few residents are suspicious, including and most especially the old Farmer himself.
(sorta-hiatus but if you want some more chaotic fun go over to Operation: Marnie)
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- Part 1 of Tales from Stardust Farm
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Random anime ship headcanons
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- Kudos:
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Scientists and weirdos alike have spent millennia researching how to revive the dead. Some exhaust countless hours with their backs hunched over wooden desks, pens scribbling furiously until their wrists ache and the words blur together. Others take to the field. There they investigate paranormal sightings with sore feet and furrowed eyebrows, courtesy of miles spent trudging the wilderness with only false reports and hearsay to go by.
And then there’s Sunny, the depressed 12 year old who hasn’t showered in a week, but still decides to play God for the second time in his life. The only difference between him and the others? He succeeds. He mutters some stuff in Latin, eats a slightly burned PB&J, and his sister rises from the grave. What the fuck.
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y'all a buncha brave dildos that have a death wishrooster cock
u the main dildo
ur the one who made the gc
the one who brought us all together
we got it from uchrome
exactly
i am the asshole that gets u shoved up my ass
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ACHETE PAR SLIM???? by Les5tasses for Kalincka
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Frenchnerd RPF, Le Visiteur du Futur | Visitor from the Future (Web Series)
10 Apr 2023
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Je sais même pas comment résumer ça.
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Who Knew Shooting Guns and Eating Sandwiches Could Bring two Almost But not Quite Dead People Together by Conartist170
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
20 Oct 2023
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The meeting of one Jason Todd and a singular Danny Fenton.
Both are dead. Both are alive.
Both like guns.
Both know how to punch people really well.
Both like sandwiches and both can appreciate the nuances of a good death joke. (Especially when it's about you're own death. Those are the best.)
Or; Jason and Danny meet and become friends almost immediately. Jason wants to know where another almost dead person came from and Danny just wants to know why another almost but not quite halfa is in Gotham. The place is crawling with shades and this guy who looks like he cracks skulls for fun ain't one of them.
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- Part 8 of Ghosts and the DCU
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The door will be opened by the_empty_pen
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Christian Bible
07 Nov 2023
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Xie Lian gets invited to the gym "Jesuscle" by Jesus Christ himself as he's on his way home from work. Some time later, he checks it out.
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Nicole and Jecka go to Mali with some Liberians and fuck shit up.
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Marking My Mistakes by Dr_pepper_enjoyer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Regretevator (Roblox)
17 Apr 2024
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Mark has been struggling with his husband Harry, meanwhile Wallter regrets his choices
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Teams RWBY and JNPR have been friends for a long time now and like most friend cliques, they've set up a group server on Discord so they can keep on chatting while studying at Beacon Academy.
This fic is meant to be an anthology of sorts with snippets from specific events that occurred within the group chat, and also referencing events that happen off-screen (I will leave it up to you to interpret what went on behind the scenes ;P). A lot of these chapters derive from my own personal experience (embellished to fit the RWBY universe), but I am always open to ideas and suggestions :D
A lot of the jokes are of a more mature kind, but I try my best to not go too far :)
This fic uses a work skin with HTML elements. I tested it on my Desktop and phone so it should be fine, but if it doesn't, try turning off any reading modes that may be present on your device.
All characters involved in this fanfic are assumed to be past the legal drinking age and the age of consent.
Spelling mistakes are kept on purpose for that authentic friend chat feel.
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Bleeding Red for You 🩸⛓️🥀 (canceled) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, American Politics - Fandom
07 Nov 2024
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Donald Trump struggles to face his unwanted pregnancy in a society that condemns birth control.