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    After Las Nevadas' fall, Quackity nothing left. Nothing more than fear, he was still alive. Was why he still alive? What cruel prank of the Goddess was this? With nothing more to do than to survive, Quackity found his way to the cold and humilliating Artic. Right at his nemesis' door. Right in front of Technoblade.

    A month, that was the deal. A month of protection for a month of information about others...

    Title from Home - Phillip Phillips

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    “Have you ever considered working as an au pair?” Wilbur asked.

    Techno frowned, once again thrown off by the vampire’s archaic choice of words. “You mean, going to live with a coven?”

    “As our permanent, exclusive food source, yes.”

    ---

    Techno is a human who needs a place to live. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy are vampires who need blood to survive. Two problems are fixed with a single solution.

    Though perhaps Techno should have thought twice about the consequences of entangling his life with three powerful immortals.

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    Returning to their parents' home for the first time in a decade, Techno is forced to face too many of the bad memories and broken relationships that he has been trying to ignore all this time. Things like all the reasons they left their parents' house to begin with. And how his twin brother, who he hasn't seen in years, still seems to hate him. The thought of it all is enough to leave him close to meltingdown, let alone actually getting on the plane to go there.

    Luckily for him, the plane never gets home.

    Unluckily, everything that follows.

    Technoblade's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad plane crash survival experience.

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    6/12
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    The one thing money can’t buy is a heart, and Philza has been missing half of his for eighteen years, ever since Wilbur’s twin was stolen from his cradle. Understandably, he overreacts a bit when Wilbur has been gone a few hours and a mysterious phone call says they have him. Thankfully it’s just a misunderstanding, but when he goes to pick up his son, he almost can’t tell which of the boys is supposed to be his. Cue a series of frantic plots to rescue his long lost son, because Technoblade is going to be part of the family whether he likes it or not.
    Techno, on the other hand, thinks Stockholm Syndrome is for losers.

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    13/?
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    When the conflict between Skyblock and the Antarctic Empire had dragged on long enough without showing any sign of either nation being defeated, a truce was struck. Skyblock agreed to stop its assaults and negotiate a peace treaty, and in return, the empire would do the same. To show goodwill, Skyblock would even go so far as to hand over its most competent general as a prisoner of war. That way, the Antarctic Empire would know the lengths they were willing to go to for a proper resolution.

    Such were the circumstances that led to Phil taking custody of Technoblade: skilled warrior, revered tactician, and current political hostage.

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    5/?
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    After his three-month-long stay in prison, Techno had decided that life was too short and too filled with people like Dream for him to keep a grudge forever, and he’d started working on rebuilding some of the bridges he’d burnt.

    His noble mission, however, quickly gets sidetracked as he learns that Tommy and Tubbo are apparently both married to Ranboo??

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    Waking up as a baby was definitely not on his to-do list. not only that, but he also realizes that he may or may not have been reincarnated into a novel as a background character that dies right at the novel's beginning.

    However, he's not very keen on changing his fate.

    aka, Techno gets isekai'd ^^

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    1/1
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    Techno was happy. He had good parents who supported him in everything, and a twin brother he loved more than anything.
    Then, in a single moment, it all was shattered.
    His mother and his brother Wilbur died in a car accident, his father collapsed under the weight of his grief and took it out on Techno, who desperately tried to hold his life together as they moved to a completely unfamiliar city and he had to start at a new school.
    To be honest, it went better than expected. He found friends. The only problem was hiding from them how, behind his façade, he was slowly but surely falling apart.

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    Months of isolation and torture in Pandora’s Vault leave Dream’s mind cracking as his memories vanish - including memories of the Revival Book. But Quackity isn’t one to take any loss without some gain, and Dream is taken back to Las Nevadas.

    Months later, Technoblade has the unfortunate pleasure of meeting what’s left of Dream.

    (not that his old rival even knows that name anymore)

    *
    guard dog au + syndicate dream and rivalsduo

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    32/?
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    Directionless. That’s what most called Skeppy. It’s not like he took it to heart really. But damn was it a way to piss him off.

    To say Technoblade had been prepared for Hypixel would be an understatement. I mean 10 years isn’t that long right?

    or,

    Skeppy and Technoblade both apply for Hypixel University

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    10/?
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    He jumps back when he hears a squawk. Technoblade panicked, and shoved the bush to the side. There, laid — what he thought at the time — was an injured bird. The zookeeper throws the stick down, checking the bird wings.

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    1/?
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    Techno was four years old when his mother died.

    He remembered that night better than he remembered his mom. His childhood before the fire was a blur of long dark hair, clever smiles, and Phil humming to himself while he cooked. He remembered Tommy better than Kristen. The kid had been all childish mischief and wide blue eyes back then.

    ​He couldn’t picture his mother’s face, but he could recall the day Tommy was born like it was yesterday. He’d been so tiny. His eyes were still closed back then, but he looked more like Phil than Techno ever had. He remembered picking up that little hand (it could barely fit around his finger) and thinking, ‘I’m gonna protect you.’

    ​Back then, Techno hadn’t known what Tommy needed protection from. In the six months before Kristen died, before Phil descended into obsession, he’d pictured fending off a few bullies. Maybe some pirates. It wasn’t until the monsters under his little brother’s bed crawled into the open that Techno fulfilled that promise.

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    1
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    Techno's family wasn't supposed to get involved with any of this... so tell him why he came home with his father nearly dead and his bother missing, taken? The association lied to him... and now he needed to find his brother before it was too late.

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    Tommy Danger Careful Kraken Innit is in a time loop, this would be fine (probably) if not for his (now former) abuser, dream, oh also technoblade has a big obsession with potato’s
    ——
    “Oh fuck you dream!” Tommy scowled, a scar tugging at his lips.
    “Wha- what did I do?” Dream frowned, his mask was on the side of his face, his brilliant green eyes were wide, one of which had a milky shine to it.
    Tubbo froze, what were Tommy and Dream doing in the forest, alone?
    “You literally covered the cabin in glitter,” Tommy gestured to the now very glittery, very badly built, cabin. Another voice joined in, it was gruff and familiar.
    “I don’t know Tommy, I think it looks better like this,” Fucking technoblade deadpanned.
    “What the fuck?” Tubbo mumbled.
    ——
    Or: Dream, Tommyinnit, and Technoblade are stuck in a time loop, chaos insues.

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    4/?
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    523
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    58
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    10,190
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    oct 1-7: full moon / long walk at midnight

    a death's moon represents new beginnings and endless possibility, but also grave danger and, of course, death itself.

    techno isn't religious. apparently it would've come in handy.

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    1/1
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    A series of ten oneshots detailing the complicated life of Technoblade, the Hero Association's pride and joy, homegrown in their labs and now dealing with the consequences that come with that.

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    It would not have been incorrect to say that one of the reasons why Techno had suddenly decided to organize a family dinner for the first time in his life was because, during his latest visit to Snowchester, he’d found out that Ranboo, his protege, was married to Mr. President and the Traitor. Not only that, but, as it turned out, those three had a kid together, a small zombie piglin, and that sure did make him feel some kind of way.

    It hurt to know that Ranboo didn’t trust him enough to tell him about his family. He hated being in the dark. It made it harder to know who he could truly count on.

    But it would have been a lie to say that this breach of trust alone was the reason for his newly-found desire for some social interactions. Technoblade was not such a weak man.

    No, there was something that he disliked even more than being lied to by his loved ones, and that was people doing things wrong. And one look at his little brother’s too-thin frame, his pale skin, his graying hair, and the dark circles under his eyes had been enough for him to decide that his partners were clearly not caring for him properly.

    -

    or, Techno is unhappy with Tommy's condition and takes matters into his own hands

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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    454
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    After being gifted an ancient book of rituals for the Blood God, Technoblade makes the mistake of summoning a persistent rascally demon he has no intention of trading his soul to.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    1
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    30
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    Techno rescues an Avian hybrid from a black market held by the Guild. It turns better than Techno had envisioned, a happier life taking shape before his eyes. Now, if only the truth would stay buried until he died, everything would be fine.

    Language:
    English
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    11,254
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    22
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    182
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    28
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    3,198
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    Techno has his hands full with being a big brother figure to Purpled and Tommy, Purpled has a promising career as L’manbergs greatest vigilante slash villain, Tommy has his more than lucrative photography gig and somehow Phil is once again the only one with an ounce of self-preservation. Oh, did I mention Techno is Spider-Man who might soon find a new partner in crime, or i guess heroism. (Depends on who you ask)

    Or: I suck at writing summaries

    Or:Or:Techno is Spider-Man and he thought he was the only one.

     
    Title from Isimo by Bleachers

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    13,316
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    341

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