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come give that shelter back, and change your fate with mine by Anonymous for euryydice
Fandoms: Origins SMP
09 Aug 2025
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Techno glanced at his ticket to verify the numbers, and then back up at the flight status board. Yes, his flight was still at gate B32, and the board still showed it as delayed, boarding now. Which was really interesting, because he’d just been at the gate and there was so far from being staff there that the display screens were showing screen savers. There was also a visible lack of vehicle. He’d never been in a terrestrial airport before, but he was at least 90% sure that a flight taking off needed an airplane there, at least. The rabbit hybrid checked his ticket once more, glanced at the board, and then blinked as an update washed through it. About half the flights on the board changed to cancelled, and the rest delayed hours into the future. There was a groan from the crowd around him.
That would answer that, he guessed.
“That’s just fuckin’ perfect,” a voice said. Techno glanced to his side, where an elytrian with a cane and dark wings tucked behind him was grinning ruefully up at the board.
OR: Techno and Phil are trapped in an aiport.
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was he truly angry? After the years of on and off disappearances why now would it bother him, why now could he not remember it all. What had happened that his mind so cruelly would deny him the knowledge. Was it worth knowing? He did not forget often but when he did it was to spare himself the grief. Was it grief? Had he done something to him?
He needed to find him to remember what happened to know he was not truly the monster everyone thought he was.
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A Heart Softened Towards You—Or, Close Enough by floristkills for Mikes_on_prometheus
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Dream SMP
03 Aug 2025
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The Antine and Arctic Empires have stood as long and strong as any other kingdom worth their weight in gold. Just as they always have been, they are ruled by the preordained royals. The near unlimited power of those on the throne. Technoblade, as the crown price of the Arctic Empire, knows those facts intimately. And he was quite looking forwards to the prospect of it as his father's health declined.
Until his father suddenly removed his status as the heir in favor of his uncle. And then immediately died. It makes the funeral quite the dreary event for Techno, to say the least.
Luckily, his compatriot, and arguable only friend, King Philza is there to offer him some perspective. And perhaps a path back to power, if in a unconventional and possibly fraud-filled way. If it's necessary to regain his crown, then Techno will say "I do."
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The fake marriage au where Techno schemes his way into power, Phil gets to keep his secret girlfriend, and no one falls in love. Unless you count the love of friendship! And indescribable violence.
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Technoblade has been Philza's favorite streamer ever since the haunted house vlogger broke into his coffin and murdered him. Sure the vampire initially only watched so he could hunt Techno down and viciously torture him. But he found something far, far greater than revenge: his new fledgling.
Time to make this parasocial relationship paranormal!
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Techno always knew that his secret "rebellion" would come to an end eventually. That being his true self could never coexist with the life that he was born into. But he managed to ignore it and grab any piece of freedom to be himself for as long as he could manage.
Until a partnership was struck between the Blade and Craft mafia families. And then it only made sense for Techno's hand to be used to seal the deal, no matter his opinion on it.
Meanwhile, Phil has never been close with his older brother, Dante. Or to his more advantageous position in the family. All the things that Kristin tells him about Dante's new spouse only adds to distaste. And accelerates his plans to change some things around here...
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Technoblade tries not to think about Before. But he doesn't need to, he and Tommy have a good life in a small town where nothing ever happens. Nothing, that is, until Tommy is taken by creatures that don't look human, and according to Tubbo, aren't human at all.
Turns out aliens are real. What a surprise.
Now Technoblade has to go into space aboard a ship crewed by (who could guess it) more aliens to try and rescue his little brother.
But he can't leave his memories behind on Earth, and the life he used to have will catch up to him sooner or later.(if you've read this before, you should probably read it again because I've changed some Important Things)
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- Part 3 of Eskellion's SBI fics
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you say you're no good (but you're good to me) by im_always_stressed for CatInTheVoid
Fandoms: Dream SMP
05 Jul 2025
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It was rarely good when Phil got called into the overseer’s office, but it was usually fewer people to handle, at least. Easier to have to please his owner and the man’s guests than to be passed around the guardhouse again, or to be used as entertainment for whatever group of miners had pleased their bosses best this week. If he navigated things carefully and was lucky, sometimes after he had done his job he got fed tidbits of fancy food—dishes made with spices, or vegetables that hadn’t been cooked to an indistinguishable pulp, or real meat—or got to sit on a cushion in a corner. When he limped into the room, it was with what passed for hope, nowadays, glowing in Phil’s chest.
There was a piglin hybrid there, a tall and muscled man with an enchanted greataxe on his back. He had scars that spoke of a life of violence across his face, and his hands on his weapons were large and blunt. He looked angry already.
“—we don’t have the funds to pay you this week,” the overseer was saying, tone unconcerned. “But we’ve come up with an alternative. The bird’s market value is worth about what we owed you, so we’ll just give it to you and call it even.”
OR: Phil is given to a new owner. He doesn't expect it to go well.
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Always at His Side, Never in His Sight by CookieNomNomCrunch
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Flower Fall (Philza Hardcore World)
28 Jun 2025
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Sometimes, prince Tommy wished he could disappear. He couldn’t stand the way people looked at him, like they could only see a political pawn to gain control over Flower Fall, a symbol of avian dominance in their mixed-origin country, a nubile prize to marry into nobility, a boy.
But once Techno gave him an invisibility potion, Tommy could vanish at any time! No one could look at him wrong if they couldn’t see him, right? Suddenly, Tommy didn’t have a care in the world…aside from the implication his brother wanted him to disappear.
For adopted crown prince Techno, all he wanted was to be seen. As a useful propaganda prop, sure, but the flashier a target he made, the safer Tommy would be. Nothing more than a decoy prince to draw the assassins away from the real royal family. For as much as they loved each other, Techno knew his family wanted him to disappear. And if the many assassins didn’t manage to take him out, his parents would ensure it themselves.
But that was fine. Techno would sacrifice his life for Tommy, the phantom of his protection to forever remain always at his side, never in his sight.
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i know that boys like you, they don't come with guarentees by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, its like a qsmp/dsmp hybrid with elements of both, Mad Men, Sort of - Fandom, fifty shades of grey sort of
21 Jun 2025
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"How would you like to... get rid of Schlatt?" Wilbur asked tentatively, the words slipping out before he had a chance to think them through.
"God, I wish," Quackity said, his voice filled with bitterness. "But I can't. Not legally, anyway."
Wilbur leaned in, his voice dropping to a whisper. "What if there was another way?"wilbur is down bad for his sexy depressed boss ruh roh. how could it go wrong? how could it ever lead to non-legal persecution of quackity's ex?
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A Sabre Through Your Heart by Darlingtea2_a
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Apr 2025
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And just like that his suspicions got confirmed. Dream was unconcentrated, his attacks not as well thought out as usual and some even hesitant. It was easy for Technoblade to place a quick hit on his arm, earning himself another point.
With any other opponent it would have annoyed him. He hated when people didn’t take fights against him seriously, he was always on the lookout for a new challenge and when people weren’t able to fulfill his expectations it annoyed him. With Dream however the sight worried more than anything.
It was so out of character.
or during a fencing practice Techno realizes that Dream has something else on his mind
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Phil was sweaty, hungry, and tired. It had been a frantic ten days since his landlord informed him by letter that a new pair of tenants was going to be moving in, 11am on the 1st, so could Phil be out by then, please. At first he hadn’t believed that was allowed. It had taken until he was sitting in front of the student at the university legal aid clinic, being told that because he didn’t have a cosigner, technically he’d never fulfilled the requirements of the lease. She’d shuffled papers and informed him that his landlord was being very gracious to give him that much time, and he’d then realized that his useless appeal had wasted two days of that time, leaving even less for the apartment search. He’d been calling in sick to make it to apartment viewings, and he’d been up for most of the last few nights stuffing his possessions into boxes.
OR: In a world where everyone has a soulmate, Phil doesn't.
Day Three: Soulmates
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- Part 3 of Techno + Phil Week
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How to Take Care of an Enderman: 101 by HiddenKingdom
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
07 Mar 2025
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The piglin brandished his sword and cut down the first few mobs in front. The horde didn’t even look his way. He managed to get through a good few before some noticed his presence and lunged. They quickly fell beneath his hooves. Now that Techno was closer, he could see what the mobs were congregating around. Dodging past spider legs, arrows, and heavy-footed zombies was a little black-and-white blur, and when it tripped over its tiny feet, Techno got a good look at what it was.
A baby.
And a baby enderman at that, judging by the inky black skin and faint particles floating around it.
Or; Techno aquires a child. hee hoo
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Phil cleared his throat. “Techno, I heard you talkin’ to Ranboo, before.”
The ladle wasn’t in the jar. Or was he missing it? “Mmm, yep.” Techno started taking spoons and spatulas out of the jar and lying them on the counter.
“Are we not—a thing?”
Or: Techno and Phil aren't a couple like that— but what are they?
MCYT Aro Week: QPR
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- Part 17 of Challenge Works
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Technoblade and all the ways Valentine's got between him and his LEGOs by Productofaritual
Fandoms: Dream SMP
28 Jan 2025
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But this year Techno actually had a goal.
Not a romantic one. He never seemed to have those for whatever reason.
He opened the box in front of him, reaching in and sorting the contents neatly on the table.
LEGOs. A weird muggle invention of little plastic bricks that slotted into each other to make statues. Tommy had explained the point of them to Techno a couple years ago, back when Techno was in second year and Tommy in first. Techno had finally managed to get his hands on one. He wasn't about to let a random holiday get in the way of his greatest achievement so far.
Even if he had to flick paper hearts off his instructions every couple seconds.
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Or: Aroace Techno makes his way through Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. All he wants is to finish a simple LEGO build - is that too much to ask?
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In which Techno moves out of his apartment, becomes a nanny to a grown man, and also gets his first crush since sixth grade all in like six months times.
Or: a short sequel to antimony_medusa's fic because it lives rent-free in my head forever.
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Technoblade is the emperor of the Antarctic Empire. Despite his reputation, he is neither ruthless nor a demon. He's just a man, maybe slightly blessed by Tyche.
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- Part 1 of Day In, Day Out; Time and Time Again
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[DISCONTINUED] A Wish Granted by Bane404 (BaneWhyse) for MiddyMidnight
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 May 2024
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Tommy didn't have many good things happen in his life, his parents were dead, he was put in foster care, his social worker doesn't really care, and he doesn't feel emotions and express them like other people from traumatic experiences, but when he gets put in a new house, he starts to realize that this home... might not be so bad.
And maybe he... isn't a 'he', after all.
Or, foster kid Tommy gets put in the Watson house! Bonding ensues, and maybe a bit of happiness, too. And 3/4 SBI are queer.
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- Part 4 of MCYT + Ranboo
- Part 1 of Coins Thrown in the Wishing Well
- Part 1 of Queer MCYT + Ranboo
- Part 1 of Foster Care SBI
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Technoblade is wounded. Phil steps in to help.
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In a time where the living suddenly seem to become the 'dead' because of an illness, Techno must survive and thrive against both the living and the 'dead'.
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Techno's in heat and he feels guilty about it, Dream wants to be helpful
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