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the best worst chocolate in the world by fatcr0w
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
26 Feb 2020
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Leon receives a literal mountain worth of valentines gifts every year, being the champion and all. But this year there's no lopsided package from his favorite not-so-secret admirer. What's a champion gonna do?
T for British swearing
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Two vindictive assholes. One shitty apartment. And a vow to get under each other’s skin. Stuck in hate together 24/7, this can only end in a crime of passion.
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Neville Longbottom is a confidant queer wizard with a professorship and several fulfilling relationships. He’s just reached his thirties; he’s older now than his parents were when they were tortured to insanity, and his happy, comfortable, well-established life has recently seemed somewhat bittersweet. To cheer himself up he decides to attend the Chelsea Flower Show as an observer for the Ministry of Magic.
Little does he know, a friend of his has a (poorly considered) plan that will cast their relationship in entirely a new light and somewhat distract Neville from his Ministry duties.
A smutty queer mini-sequel to Must(elid) Have You, featuring Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, and approximately no intelligence whatsoever.
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What happens when you give gay panic personified a plot by Mousy__04
Fandoms: Original Work
23 Oct 2021
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literally just a soulmate au for my OCs, they're idiots and it's the only way I can have a plot because smart characters are for smart people :)
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Take Care by Masterjedilena
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Feb 2022
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Fives x Reader | A short drabble I wrote after reaching 555 followers on Tumblr
Fives takes you to the med bay after some not-so-smart health choices.
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Reki and Langa are dared to spend the night in a local haunted house. Can Langa keep it together with Reki jumping in his arms at every bump in the night?
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Static (Olivia Octavius x AFAB Reader) by T_Rexy225
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
27 May 2022
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Your job as the game warden for the Catskills Mountain House Site and surrounding areas wasn’t the most glamorous job, but you loved it. What you didn’t love was the new sketchy research facility being built right next door… And the eccentric scientist leading the whole thing.
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A Curse on Both Your Factions by Sylveontheoverlord
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
02 Sep 2023
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"Uh huh," Arcee replied flatly. "A Decepticon HYPNOTIST? Really? Cut the scrap, Starscream. What do you think you're gonna do? Control my mind with your mystical Decepticon powers?"
"No," The Con hissed. "But any relics belonging to Mindwipe will!"
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Arcee and Starscream find a relic with hypnosis powers in an abandoned Deception ship. They TRY to mind control each other. They accidentally hypnotize THEMSELVES. Now, Starscream feels strangely uninterested in killing Megatron...and Optimus is left wondering why Arcee keeps staring at him like she wants to kill him. ABSOLUTE chaos ensues.
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The Entropy of Mac and Cheese by phenomanon
Fandoms: Charlie Countryman (2013), Adam (2009), Spacedogs - Fandom, HEU - Fandom, Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom
07 Jul 2022
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Nigel and Darko leave Romania in search of greener pastures (in a ‘Beavis and Butt-head Do America’ sort of way). Will they be able to keep their cover, pretend to work a 9 to 5, and set up their lucrative enterprise at the same time? The plot loosely follows both movies except Adam never met Beth and he still lives in NYC.
Thank you for reading/commenting/kudos! 💖
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- Part 3 of SPACEDOGS
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People Are Strange by phenomanon
Fandoms: Charlie Countryman (2013), Adam (2009), Spacedogs - Fandom, Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom, HEU - Fandom
28 Jul 2022
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The last thing Adam saw in his peripheral vision was a flurry of silvery hair before he collided with the pavement. When his eyes fluttered open again, there was a distinct stinging in his elbow.
“Ow,” he groaned, cradling his injured arm.
A stranger held out his hand as an olive branch for Adam, but he was too disoriented to make the connection. Instead he closed his eyes and curled into the fetal position.
“Fucking hell. You bumped into me — how did you end up on the floor?”
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Does everyone begin and end as strangers? Nigel and Adam are both healing from their past in California when they meet by a chance encounter.Series
- Part 2 of SPACEDOGS
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noblesse oblige is a trash ideology by il_venti_doro for Lord_Bonicus
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Jan 2023
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“Currently, Asteria’s militia is struggling to hold back the Forsaken and the kingdom is divided. The Forsaken King, lord of the monsters who terrorize Asterians so, shall awaken soon and leave death and destruction in his wake. As a powerful warrior from another world, only you have the strength to save Asteria!” The glass-haired entity spread its feathery hands in a grand gesture. “You will be reborn as a noble, with all of your memories intact and all the power the Promised Stars can grant you! The fate of the kingdom is in your hands! Now, are you ready to embark on your quest?”
Childe stared at the council with mild annoyance.
“Cool presentation. Can I go home now?”
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In which a council of gods pluck Childe from Teyvat and beg him to save their world, Asteria, from impending doom. When Childe jokingly asks if he can drag one of the gods with him, he doesn't expect them to say yes.
(currently on hiatus! but no worries- i will return...)
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Frivolous Pining by theRavenMuse
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Dec 2022
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Crowley and Aziraphale have been dating for two millennia. It would have been nice for Crowley to know that before working himself up to professing his love. With roses.
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It started with the damn rocks. Horangi hadn’t been on the base for more than a week before he started finding little rocks outside his door, starting with a little smooth gray stone. At first, Horangi didn’t think anything of it- he had slipped the rock in his pocket and promptly forgot about returning it to the wild. The rock ended up going through the wash with his laundry, and then making itself back into his hand when he had folded his laundry. At that point, he told himself he would put it outside later.
And then the rock found a spot on his desk and never moved.
That would have been the end of the story, if a few days later Horangi hadn’t found another rock at his doorstep.or
König starts leaving rocks at a certain someone's doorstep. Coincidentally, Horangi begins finding said cute rocks at his door.
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Son of a Beach by phenomanon
Fandoms: Adam (2009), Charlie Countryman (2013), Spacedogs - Fandom, Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom, HEU - Fandom
29 Mar 2023
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Adam and Nigel visit the beach, unintentionally engaging in a game of chicken with each other.
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- Part 7 of SPACEDOGS
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Lost in Transit by Drabbles_Of_Writing
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023), LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
09 Jul 2023
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In which Cole and Jay are incredibly lost in big, post-Merge world. It goes about as well as you expect.
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“A dare bet. I dare you to do one thing every shift for six shifts, and if you do them all, I’ll forget about the whole thing. If you don’t, we go to the rave on Saturday.” Buck proposed. Eddie raised his eyebrows, thinking that this bet seemed a little unfair. “C’mon Eds, it’ll be fun! And I’ll make it easy for you."
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Five times Eddie agrees to Buck's dares, and one time he doesn't.
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The Cost of Living by CordycepsCat
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Baldur's Gate, baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
14 Feb 2024
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Astarion had been having the most amazing week.
Yes, there was an Illithid worm hitching a ride behind his left eye that could turn him into a mindflayer any day now, but even still it had been the greatest week of his existence...
Follow Astarion, my Seldarine Drow Tav and the rest of BG3's crew through my interpretation of Act 1. There will be romance, smut, jealousy, murder and a little light BDSM (thanks, Loviatar!).
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- Part 1 of Full of Silver Moons
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We all have that one friend that wants to pet every animal in sight, Reki just happened to have:
A) a boyfriend with worse impulse control than him, and
B) a job that had a really cute, very grumpy fox mascot.Series
- Part 9 of Fictober 2023 Writes
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cheers and celebration for us all by keysa1t (il_venti_doro)
Fandoms: Cradle Series - Will Wight
10 Oct 2023
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After kicking a drunk party out of their booth, Lindon and Yerin finally get to enjoy their dinner date. (Directly continued from the events of Wintersteel.)
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Dreams of Blood and Lies by CordycepsCat
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Baldur's Gate, baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
04 Dec 2023
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Part Two! Following the events of Act 1 (The Cost of Living), we get a lot more Tav backstory and venture to Rosymorn Monastery to seek healing at the Githyanki Creche. There is a short three chapter prequel (Only Just Beginning) in the series as well.
“Gods, how are we not there yet?” Astarion put a voice to Tav’s own thoughts. “My feet are killing me.”
“Awww,” Karlach’s fake sympathy brought a grin to everyone’s face. “Want me to carry you?”
Could that actually happen? They had a potion of fire resistance somewhere, Tav was sure of it. She would pay a hefty sum in gold to see Karlach carry Astarion.
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- Part 3 of Full of Silver Moons
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save a sword, ride a socialist by sysrae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jun 2020
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In which Lan Qiren and Jin Guangshan are conspicuously terrible, Lan Wangji decides to fake-date Wei Wuxian about it, and literally no braincells are consulted.
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"Congratulations, Get Rich" by Attila
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Jan 2020
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Tomorrow is Chinese New Year, which means Wei Wuxian has to get all of his bad decisions out of the way tonight.
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flourish, full-flowered by lazulisong
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jun 2019
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The landlady says, "How many rooms would you like, sir?" at Lan Wangji, in a way that strongly implies that Wei Wuxian had better not be chasing after a handsome alpha cultivator trying to return him to the bosom of his family before Wei Wuxian managed to irretrievably compromise himself.
Wei Wuxian opens his mouth to say "Two, please, auntie," in an effort to save Lan Wangji's reputation, but before the words leave his mouth, Lan Wangji says,
"One."
Both Wei Wuxian and the landlady stare at him. It's clear that the landlady is trying to figure out if this upright-looking cultivator is the one actually taking advantage of a scrawny omega with donkey shit on his boots, but Wei Wuxian isn't much less confused.
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- Part 3 of mdzs
- Part 8 of ridic a/b/o nonsense
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Zuko is courting Katara, and with every passing day finds new and insane ways of showing that he would quite literally move the spirit world and earth to make her happy.
In hindsight, it probably would've been better if Sokka had realised he was in love with Zuko at literally any time before this. Or preferably, never fallen for his best friend in the first place.