Absoleil
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- Dream SMP (10)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (6)
- Original Work (1)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
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In Uta are 3 core families in this kingdom, the Royal family of Ares, King Collier Ares and Queen Eula Ares along with their crown prince the sole heir to the throne, Prince Ike Ares, who handles the other nobles, is the Face of the Empire and runs the military of the empire.
House of Pluto, Ran by Grand Duke Luminous Pluto, Grand Duchess Daiko Pluto along with their daughter Lady Tara Pluto and their son, the heir to the house, Lord Mercury Pluto. They handle the wealth are the police of the empire .
Finally The House of Itus, Ran by Grand Duke Hades Itus, Grand Duchess Hel Itus. They have a daughter named Halley Itus. She went missing years ago and is the heir to the house. Finally their eldest son Aita Itus. The Itus protected the empire from the underworld. Often referred to as the house of death and protection. They rid their kingdom from corrupt nobles and keep the other two families in check.Now why the fuck did you do this to me north!
!Please read the tags!
(Slow to update, apologies)
(Due to me seeing drama about people stealing fics I feel it should be known that I only post on AO3 and nothing else if you see this any where else that is not me
-Froggy303Series
- Part 1 of The Stars and Their Blessed One
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Duck in Tub (he's lost his partner) by Absoleil
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
06 Jul 2024
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In which Quackity finally loses his shit.
Also, in which Dark!SBI + Dad!Sam get it back together again.
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These are all my drabbles and planned fic that I haven't finished yet or don't want to post as stand-alones. Keep in mind, most of these if not all of them are going to be finished/polished up eventually, so please, if you want to use any of these, link your work as inspired and don't plagiarize.
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Tommy and Techno meet a couple of bitches.
OR: A mashup of tropes and AUs with Dark SBI, research vessels, and lots of feelings.
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[Edit 12/4/23, edits were made and I tried fixing any inconsistencies and mistakes as best I could! If you catch any more, please let me know. This is also why I set a different posting date, I think I changed it enough to warrant it.]
"Please, please, please-" he begs, hoping one of the Gods will pity him and his plight. The Gods watch, but as Gods, beings above petty things like feelings and empathy, they do not care. Interesting, they whisper, but in an entirely new and very, very wrong way, he's interesting.
The boy gets more desperate as time goes on, watching as the splits go down to his palm, skin layers peeling back again and again until he looks like a shedding lizard. In-between, as the Traveller calls it, is not a place where people are able to die, per se. Rather, they are stuck not-dying for infinite cycles, resetting again and again.
OR: Wilbur is an entity of Time and Space and he is nothing. Then, he meets Tommy.
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- Part 4 of Tavern Bingo 2023! :]
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I’m rewriting this by Absoleil, Froggy303
Fandom: Dream SMP, DSMP - Fandom, Hermitcraft SMP
20 Jul 2023
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I’m rewriting everything here when will I do it? Eventually
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"Hey Wil?" "... Yeah?" "What the fuck just happened?" by Absoleil
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Nov 2023
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Vampires and werewolves are natural enemies. For this reason, Techno figures that a vampire would never buy him after his entire pack dies and he ends up on the black market. But he's wrong. He's very, very wrong.
For AU-gust prompt: Werewolves vs Vampires
For August of Whump prompts: Left Behind + Sold Off + SlaughterSeries
- Part 3 of AU-gust 2025
- Part 17 of In Every Universe (You Are Ours) - Dark SBI collection
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As an assassin, Phil deals with the worst of the worst. Wanted criminals such as The Blood God are some of his most regular customers. But the letter Phil receives after a particularly shitty week ends up being the complete opposite of what he expected.
For AU-gust prompt: Assassin AU
For August of Whump prompts: Open wound + Greed + UnworthySeries
- Part 1 of AU-gust 2025
Bookmarked by Absoleil
07 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
This is fun. I enjoyed the subversion of expectation.
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Battleship Works by antimony_medusa
Fandom: Dream SMP, Original Work, Origins SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, SMPEarth
09 Aug 2025
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Shorter works written for Battleship, which involves hitting a variety of tags from a list.
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A Heart Softened Towards You—Or, Close Enough by floristkills for Mikes_on_prometheus
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Dream SMP
03 Aug 2025
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The Antine and Arctic Empires have stood as long and strong as any other kingdom worth their weight in gold. Just as they always have been, they are ruled by the preordained royals. The near unlimited power of those on the throne. Technoblade, as the crown price of the Arctic Empire, knows those facts intimately. And he was quite looking forwards to the prospect of it as his father's health declined.
Until his father suddenly removed his status as the heir in favor of his uncle. And then immediately died. It makes the funeral quite the dreary event for Techno, to say the least.
Luckily, his compatriot, and arguable only friend, King Philza is there to offer him some perspective. And perhaps a path back to power, if in a unconventional and possibly fraud-filled way. If it's necessary to regain his crown, then Techno will say "I do."
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The fake marriage au where Techno schemes his way into power, Phil gets to keep his secret girlfriend, and no one falls in love. Unless you count the love of friendship! And indescribable violence.
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Bookmarked by Absoleil
07 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Poor Phil, he is being treated so badly. XD. I would never dream of treating someone as badly as that, Techno! But I understand why he is, and Phil is accommodating to him, which makes it all even better. Techno is so endearing, and his ineptitude with the social aspect of human existence is sweet because it blinds him to how positively his actions may be perceived. This is nice.
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in my heart there was a kind of fighting by iron_spider for sea_urchin_the_ninja
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 Dec 2020
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Tony sits back, and his attention is back on Peter now, and he’s giving him that same look he’s been sending his way for days. “Did you sleep in class? In History? Because May and I can teach you history just fine. We’ve got books. And brains. And memories.”
Peter snorts, and feels a little sad at the same time. “Nah,” he says, scooting down in his seat. “I didn’t sleep.”
Tony hums and Peter can hear the anxiety in it, no matter how he tries to mask it.
“It’s fine,” Peter says again, chewing on the inside of his cheek. That’s gonna be a new mantra, apparently, because he keeps saying it without even meaning to. Tony gives him a long look, and finally starts driving out of there. Peter stares at him, and every blink is like the flick of a flame against his skin. Why does not sleeping hurt? He should just pass out, at this rate. That’s how these things should work.
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Bookmarked by Absoleil
07 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
This person really loves Spiderman, I love it. This was delightfully suspenseful and angsty, we didn't know what was going on for most of the time even though it was being set up. I loved this.
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I wonder why Spidey didn't taste anything? He has enhanced senses, right? That was so fun.