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Dumbledore Fails at Sex by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2024
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*Did he not want any members or does no one like him?
*Worrying venue
*No personnel safety
*Everyone is required to wear purple with yellow polcadots
-FASHION CRIMES
-Pimp purple
*Dumbledore has a blonde fetish
-Bleach or ban
*Dumbledore claims to be a dom
-Dom stands for dominatrix
*SURPRISE INTERVIEW WITH THE ONLY GUY WHO SHOWED UP
-It was grindelwald. Grindelwald was the guy who showed up.Or the fic where Dumbledore starts an unsuccessful sex club.
(Can be read stand alone)Series
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Headmaster of Hogwarts causes International Crisis with France After Tri-Wizard Tournament Incident by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2024
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*french ministry barely agreed to the tournament in the first place so they’re kinda pissed about 4 champions
*Dumbledore doesnt understand basic courtesy and offends people.
*Dumbledore failed french :))))as in he can’t speak it and refuses to use translation spells bc “they know english”.
*plotline of malfoys being an ambassador family ?
*Malfoys are originally French and Lucius kinda hates the British minister and dumbles dumbness
*delacours and malfoys political allies
*dumbledore used fleurs sister in the second task (involuntary ENDANGERMENT OF A MINOR!!!)
*KIDNAPPING OF A MINOR!?Series
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Does Dumbledore is gay? by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2023
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*Weirdest coming out story ever
*Supports men's rights AND wrongs 👍
*Dumb whore
*Got caught fucking on the knight bus
>(to the pic of grindy ofc)
*Ditched his bf for power, claims to miss him
>“Babe i swear i just want another chance”
>“Fuck you babe you threw me in prisonn”
>“You were racist!” “AT LEAST IM HOT”
*Dumbledore creates a spell to fix his erectile dysfunction
>What is it called?
+Erecto patronum?
+Other??
>What does he do with his wand?
+Draw a dick in the air??
+A thrusting motion???
+OTHER?????Series
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Students lead riot against headmaster for improper behaviour and favouritism by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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*Griffindor starts riot bc “is chivalry dead”
*an interview with other houses
*slytherin : “tbh this is nothing new, i never expected to win/be treated fairly”
*Ravenclaw: “*censored*”
*Hufflepuff: “But the slytherins were winning?????????????????????”
*A dive into other instances where dumbledore was unfair (he gave gryfindor the last cookie way too many times)
*Interviews with the house leader thingsor that time that other people in hogwarts existed for once
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Maleficus by Dragonrdm
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Mar 2023
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You came to find the Shadow that resides within the once high walls of Dol Guldur.
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News Clippings from a Better Timeline (crack fic news letter au) by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2024
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A fun au where we see a different version of the harry potter universe through the perspective of the newspaper
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Mini series of Gi-hun/In-ho fics all set in the same timeline.
This whole series is canon-divergent and I will be manipulating the events in the game to fit how I want things to turn out.
1 - Know your Darkness (1/1 - completed) PREQUEL, In-ho solo fantasizing about Gi-hun.
2 - Take me to Eden (1/1 - completed) The night after the 2nd game
3 - Make you mine (1/1 - completed) Final round of Mingle.
4 - The red means I love you (1/1 - completed) After the 3rd game, before the rebellion begins
5 - TBA (WIP, to be completed after the release of S3)- Words:
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16 Dec 2025
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14 Dec 2025
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Human AU. Serial Killer Cannibal Alastor and (???) Single Father Lucifer. Tags updated as I go.
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Taking up half of the “seeking employees/help wanted” page is an ad for… Babysitting?
Posted by Lucifer Morningstar. ‘Negotiable salary. Room and board provided (on-site detached suite). Looking for someone with childcare experience to assist my family and I. Non-smoker preferred. Has to have a valid driver license. Can not be allergic to animals. Criminal history check required. Please call (xxx) xxx-xxxx. Serious inquiries only.’
“This seems promising.”, Alastor mumbles to himself.
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11 Dec 2025
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“I heard the nurses talking about you.” Alastor continued, now sporting the smile that had tugged at his corners. “They said you could find out what’s wrong with me. And fix me.” The patient paused, his smile never leaving. “Do you think there’s something wrong with me, doctor?”
Lucifer grimaced. “I hate when people say that. I don’t like when people say something is wrong. You can’t really fix someone.”
Alastor’s thin eyebrow rose.“Do you think something was wrong with my father, doctor?”
After witnessing his mothers murder, and killing his abusive father in self defense, Alastor is admitted to a psychiatric facility, where he meets Doctor Morningstar. Can Alastor sate his new taste for blood while becoming closer to his psychiatrist?
Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
10 Dec 2025
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Hellsing works by Anderseeds
Fandom: Dracula & Related Fandoms, Dracula - Bram Stoker, Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Hellsing
31 Mar 2025
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Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
10 Dec 2025