Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
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Priceless Exchanges by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
09 Apr 2024
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If you had went up to Naberius Kalego and told him that he would be summoned to the human world by incompetent parents who wanted to sell him their son, Kalego would’ve either flung you across the room with Cerberus, yelled at you for wasting his time, or asked where you had gotten drugs strong enough to induce such thoughts because he wanted some. Life with Opera and the Chairdemon warranted some after all.
But now, with a rather petrified human fledgling in his room, Kalego wishes he had taken that made up warning seriously.
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Basically another ‘what if?’ Where Kalego is summoned instead of Sullivan to be sold Iruma’s soul, most of you have seen plenty of these and I’m getting brain rot from them so I’m here making my own. Let’s see how long this’ll last before my depression takes this fanfic away from me:’]
Also this should be mostly canon compliant, but I don’t know how this’ll end up. Also also this fic will showcase a lot more of the misfit class because they’re underrated, I need more fanfiction with the misfits!
Series
- Part 2 of Of Golden Chains, Velvet Petals, and Purple Pendants
- Part 1 of Mairimashita! Iruma-kun fics
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I Love You by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
19 Feb 2024
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Momonoki felt her fingers tremble as she unfolded the letter, her face blushing a warm pink as she lifted the letter up with wide eyes. There wasn’t much written, there were only three words that truly mattered written.
I love you.
From your dearest Senpai, Naberius Kalego.
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It’s Kalego’s Birthday and Momonoki decides it’s now or never to finally confess how she feels. Meanwhile a certain teacher finds his kouhai mattered much more to him than he originally thought.
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- Part 4 of Mairimashita! Iruma-kun fics
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Blood Stained Rings by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
28 Dec 2023
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Narnia enacts a plan to take out the main building and those inside for a plan with Baal. He had been hoping to avoid Henri but some things are meant to be (regretted).
Henri wanted to see his partner before taking a nap, also he has a giant hole through him. Hopefully that won’t be much of a problem.
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Narnia causes explosion that may or may not fatally wound his partner, he regrets his decision when said partner collapses in his arms with a hole in his stomach.
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- Part 3 of Mairimashita! Iruma-kun fics
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Rebutia by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
07 Oct 2023
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Naberius Kalego is enrolled into Babyls to serve as the guard dog. His headache of an uncle was as useful as a drunken dog on the best of days, so the elders had needed to send a fitting replacement. The plan was simple really, study and be left alone during his entire time there, graduate and then become an instructor. It was simple.
But it seems nothing was easy nor straightforward when it came down to him, especially not when it involved a strange white haired gargoyle that he- and his heart -simply found unable to ignore.
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Japanese tradition - Gifting someone a cactus plant is the equivalent to confessing your feelings to them in a love letter.
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This entire fic is basically five chapters of Kalego slowly gaining feelings for our local gentle giant during their Babyls days. This is a prequel to ‘Priceless Exchanges’ and details Kalego and Balam’s relationship (hah, they wish) and how it came to be.
Series
- Part 1 of Of Golden Chains, Velvet Petals, and Purple Pendants
- Part 2 of Mairimashita! Iruma-kun fics
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A Songbird In A Cage (A Cause For Concern) by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Jul 2023
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Haha, Superhero and supervillain au, basically Tom Tom is bein abused by Deawm, but hero Sbi see him and decide to hippity hoppity Tommy is now their property:D
This was supposed to be a ‘What If?’ Of [No Cause For Concern] but it’s spiraled so far and so sideways that at this point it’s nothing like it. This is a rewrite of my original fic [No, Your Not Fine (A Cause For Concern)].
Also known as:
Tommy is getting Tommy abused by a green blob and his employers are concerned, not to mention his employers are the three top hero’s in the city who have taken one look at this traumatic train-wreck of a child and went ‘we want that *yoink* pleasure doing business with ya’ and walks off.
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- Part 2 of Super hero and super villain stufff
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Super hero and super villain stufff by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Jul 2023
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All my superhero and supervillain crap in one series. Why? Becuase I have too many superhero supervillain vigilante au’s in my head to not put into a series.
- Words:
- 90,336
- Works:
- 2
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- 5
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Mairimashita! Iruma-kun fics by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
Fandom: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga)
09 Apr 2024
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- 137,245
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- 4
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Of Golden Chains, Velvet Petals, and Purple Pendants by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
Fandom: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga)
09 Apr 2024
- Words:
- 134,218
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- 2
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- 26
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Oh, this is your child? (You must be mistaken) by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Dec 2022
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Dadza and Mumza are birds and see Tommy, Wilbur, Techno, and apparently Fundy and go ‘mine’.
Eret’s, Skeppy’s, and Quackity’s fics are going to happen too.
Basically a winged fanfic about Uhm- ‘Surprise’ adopting, except for Quackity’s fic, taht one’s gonna be a lil different.
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- 40,714
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- 3
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Free Dad: Just Add Poison by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP
07 Jan 2023
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“Kid, I’m not gonna hurt you,” Phil assured, actively trying to keep his wings from fluffing up out of stress.
“That’s what a fuckin’ wrong’un would say.”
Sighing, he sat down on the likely filthy ground, cringing when he felt his lower feathers sweep against it. Anything to be non-threatening. The kids' distrust was palpable and the only thing he could do was ask questions and hope for an answer.
”How long have you been out here? Uh, and who were you with?” he started, trying to construct a timeline of events in his head. Those were important, right?
“I was separated from my two brothers a couple hours ago,” they explained, voice wavering slightly, “They’re fuckin’ strong and would kick the shit out of a bitch like you.”
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Phil, a man who never quite came back out of his shell after losing his wife, finds a very lost Tommy in an alley and offers to help find his family and give him a place to stay for the night. No good deed goes left unpunished and a severe lapse in communication leaves him bedridden for days with some new faces to help him out.
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- English
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- 59,890
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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Bookmarked by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
02 Jan 2023
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Oh prime I love this so much gib more-
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“Please” Tommy finds himself whispering to the stars looking down on him, “not like this….” he continues, eyes scrunching as more tears stream down his face. “I wanted to make it to eighteen” he sobs lifting an arm, trying to reach for the stars despite how impossible it is, “wanted to have a family.”
“I just want a second chance.”
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At age 17 Tommy's life came to an end or at least that's what he thought. Instead he wakes up as Theseus, the newest third prince who soon becomes neglected after the queen's passing. Tommy of course isn't going to take this laying down, he was able to escape the foster system so he can escape this place.
Though perhaps he could try and glue this family back together again.
Aka: Tommy's guide to healing
- Language:
- English
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- 42,960
- Chapters:
- 11/?
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- 2
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- 513
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Bookmarked by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
19 Jul 2022
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dang this fic is new….doesn’t matter it’s still poggers.
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Shooting Stars and Fleeting Dreams by fishbonesart
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jan 2024
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A... Baby..?
Still, he could hold himself back, right? Sure, he could feel his pupils widen until his red irises were just slivers surrounding pitch black, but he had a tight grip on his own emotions and feelings, and he knew he couldn’t let himself be caught off guard by his own instincts.
Then, he chuffed accidentally, and he knew he had lost.
The alien- the piglet- chuffed back.
Sounder.
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SBI is a group of aliens that takes just about any job offers- they find they're in way over their heads when they decide to adopt a human baby they found in a crashed ship.
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humans are space orcs PARENTHOOD STYLE
ON HIATUS UNTIL I CAN BRAINROT AGAIN
- Language:
- English
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- 35,001
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- 8/?
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- 3
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Bookmarked by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
05 Dec 2022
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Yes yes gib me more I beg of you-
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Over the span of 700 years, various people go missing in a secluded, abandoned forest.
When Tommy and Tubbo end up going missing on Halloween, it’s up to Eryn to save everyone.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,220
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Collections:
- 3
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- 2,163
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Bookmarked by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
28 Oct 2022
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NOOOOO IT STOPEDDDD-
Man I’m so sad rn, this was amazing.
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It's ok, I found a better family by art_emiis
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
19 Jun 2025
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SBI sucks so Tommy replaces them.Until everything goes wrong.
(This is a bit rough in the beginning but I promise it gets better)
TW for this fic:
Suicide and self harm
Homophobia/use of homophobic slurs
Panic attacks
Hallucinations/ derealization- depersonalization- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,759
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Collections:
- 2
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Bookmarked by Here_is_a_Slippery_Snek
09 Oct 2022
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Mmmmm angst.
Wait is Phil actually going to leave permanently? He better not. Also Wilb needs to shut the fuck up-