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Friends Don't by SunsetMaiden
Fandom: Ant-Man (Movies), Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Thunderbolts (Movies)
19 Apr 2025
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26 Jun 2025
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“I know you’re both my sorta parents so this is a strange question: when is the right time to become official with someone?”
Both Logan and Wade stopped in their post dinner cleanup. Laura sat at the kitchen counter, a bored expression on her face. Logan wiped his hands on his pants. “What…? Why…?”
“This is about that kid Morgan you brought over here, right? Is he pressuring you?” Wade waved around a dirty spatula. “Because if he is I’m not above-“
“Morgan isn’t pressuring me to do anything!” Laura clarified, sitting up. “It’s just… we’ve been hanging out for a while and I really like him.” The mini Wolverine reached for a soda can and sliced it open with her claws. “I just thought I could ask. It’s not like I’m asking how to have sex, although I’m sure that’d be no problem. It’s no secret Wade is a bit of a freak.”
OR Laura brings up her interest in a boy which leads to a difficult conversation between Wade and Logan
WARNING: Discussions of childhood assault and abuse. Please mind the tags and do not read if you are triggered by them. Take care of yourself first.
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- Part 3 of long story short (DP&W)
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17 Jun 2025
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First To Blink Loses by KandiSheek
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Jun 2025
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Logan growled. “Blow me.”
“Yes, absolutely,” Wade said, eyes zeroing in on Logan's crotch with an exaggerated leer that Logan could see even through Wade's mask. “It'd be my pleasure. Drop trou right now, old man.”
And Logan had fucking had it with the gay jokes and the innuendos and the meaningless flirting. Which was the only reason why he did what he did next.
“Fine.” Logan popped the button of his pants, smirking when Wade halted in his tracks. “What, were you bluffing?”
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- Part 1 of Poolverine Creators Club Bingo
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17 Jun 2025
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Fill in the Blank by Curupia
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Jun 2025
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Logan gets shot in the head with a supercharged alien bullet and wakes up with a bit of amnesia. It's okay though, he can definitely wing it.
(In which Logan pretends to know what's going on and jumps to wildly incorrect conclusions about the state of things).
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What he’s got so far:1. He lives with a man named Wade and an old lady named Blind Al and the ugliest dog he’s ever seen in his life inexplicably named Mary.
2. He’s still an X-Man, or at least working with the X-Men, but he doesn’t live there anymore. Maybe he moved out of the mansion to live with Wade? He can’t imagine why they’d choose this shithole instead of there, but maybe Blind Al had something to do with it? She wasn’t frail by any means, but living alone in the city, blind and elderly, can’t be easy, and in his experience the older people get the more stubborn they become. She probably refused to leave and Wade stayed to take care of her. And Logan had moved in at some point when they became serious.
Because that’s the third thing he’s figured out. Wade is his boyfriend - or partner, as he’d put it earlier. (Boyfriend did sound a bit immature for men their ages).
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14 Jun 2025
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10 Jun 2025
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And so, to the screams of his father Micheal was finally able to rest.
And then he woke up.
In some 80's themed retro nightmare. That was Freddy Fazbears themed.
Does the world just decide to fuck him over?
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10 Jun 2025
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keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as you (can i lay in your bed all day?) by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
01 Apr 2025
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“You didn’t used to be half-bad looking,” Wolverine comments to Deadpool as he blinks his amnesia-induced headache out of his eyes. He plucks a little orange rectangular device out of Deadpool’s pocket. “What is wrong with this thing?”
“I dunno, but I’m sure they've got it more than handled. We were just well-armed chaperones.” Deadpool strolls past all of them into the abandoned barrack, looking around judgmentally as if it were a swanky hotel room. “I’ve got more pressing concerns, like, are you going to leave me for the younger, hotter version of me?”
Wolverine sniffs a laugh, and Wade can practically feel his eyes land on him, interest and curiosity about a version of a man he already knows intimately swirling into something heady. He’s looking at Wade’s face, his arms, his hands, and Wade wants to know what he’s noticing, what experiences he’s comparing him to.
“With how my effort has been wasted, I’m about to give up on him,” Wade fights past the giddy tightness in his voice and points his thumb at Logan, “For the older, hotter version.”
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Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
30 May 2025
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Sister Margaret's Home for Wayward Superheroes by ArtemisFAYZ012
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 May 2025
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Sister Margaret's becomes ground zero for an investigation into a Weapon X knock-off when a body drops by her front door and the Avengers and the X-Men both need to take those fuckers down. But each team has their poster child for human experimentation. And those children don't play nice.
Wade Wilson is flirtatious and wildly impulsive. He is also Deadpool, the newest tenant of Avengers tower.
Logan Howlett gripes and grumbles his way through his days at the X-Mansion. But he kicks ass when he needs to while keeping everyone at arms length. He is also the animal known as The Wolverine.When they both leap at the opportunity to take down the program and exact their own brands of cathartically violent revenge, they collide, though not for the first, or last time. Because while Deadpool and Wolverine take every opportunity to fuck each other up, fate has other ideas when Wade Wilson meets Logan Howlett.
It's an alternate reality, folks. Where Avengers and X-Men coexist in New York City. Deadpool and Wolverine are the best of frenemies. But they have no idea who the other really is underneath their masks. What could possibly go wrong?
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23 May 2025
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Play With Your Food by buni_gutz
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Mar 2025
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“You look pissed off enough to hunt me for sport.”
He blurts it out, the usual for Wade Wilson, as what was supposed to be an inside thought quickly became an outside one. Bad Deadpool. And now that Wade thinks about it, maybe that’s why Logan was originally yelling at Wade today, which was honestly how most of their little lover’s spats tended to start.
But it shuts Logan up, a first for them, and now he was looking at Wade. His eyes are wide and hungry as he locked them onto the man. His mouth is hanging half-open in forming now forgotten words, and he swears he sees a bit of drool gathering at the corner of Logan’s lips.
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18 May 2025
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In this five-part saga set during the zombie apocalypse, Daryl takes Carol on a journey to explore her family history. Together, they discover a new world and build new alliances.
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11 May 2025
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A power outage and Rick’s paranoia force Carol and Daryl to share her room. Could things get any more awkward when there are no more obstacles between them and they’re forced to re-evaluate their relationship?
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01 May 2025
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feel the rain on your skin (no one else can feel it for you) by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
25 Apr 2025
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“I think,” Logan swallowed, chest rumbling with more than just the low drawl of his own voice, “I have this need.”
Logan hadn’t noticed Wade was pacing until he stopped in his tracks, adjusting his bathrobe and flicking at the end of the tie with his distracting fucking fingers.
“You have a need? Should I get out my chart of Maslow’s Hierarchy? Am I not feeding you enough or something?”
“I need…I–” Logan wanted to explain what it felt like to be touched, how he’d gone too many years without it, how it made him feel more alive than he’d felt since–
“Sorry–hey, Loges–”
(Logan is systematically, yet unintentionally, un-touch-starved by Wade. Featuring: an almost healthy conversation about their relationship.)
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25 Apr 2025
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better luck next universe by Ponderosa (ponderosa121)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
17 Dec 2024
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Brimming with questions, Wade tracked Logan strolling past him. “Wow, you really are just eye level with my tits. You’re lucky my cup size isn’t dramatic enough that one wrong move would land you with a concussion.”
Logan ignored him and headed towards one of the two stalls. He heroically resisted the urge to ruffle those fluffy tufts of hair as he followed.
“Shut your yap, flip the lock, and get your pants open, dick for brains,” Logan said, undoing his belt buckle to drop trou. “Let’s fucking go.”
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20 Apr 2025
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Military Man by yours_troubadourly
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
11 Apr 2025
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An angry Logan and a little less angry sex.
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There’s an ugly smack as Logan drives Wade against the wall, he’s saying something, but all Wade can focus on is the ridiculously cute way his bottom teeth jut out when he’s all growly like this.
“You’re ridiculous, throwing that hissy fit over nothing,” Logans voice drops deeper in its register, a gritty timbre that prickles down Wade’s spine.
“Fucking hell,” Wade slurs.
They’re locked in a shed, a primitive building just out of camp, shelter enough from the bracing wind. Nothing about this is accidental, Wade’s been poking the bear that is Logan for the last month, and in the past week, the tension has burgeoned deliciously. However this is a new development, Wade never actually thought Logan would match him in his lonely game of gay chicken.
“You better be fucking listening, Wilson.” Oh ho ho, business face.
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14 Apr 2025
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you've got me in a chokehold by babieuwu
Fandoms: Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Wolverine (Marvel Comics)
25 Jun 2025
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Obsession is a fickle thing. It eats away at you, driving you mad with insanity and makes you feel like nothing else should matter.
That's how Logan Howlett feels about Wade Wilson, and the same could be said for Wade.
Wade has always obsessed over Logan, and never stopped. The alpha never showed him any interest outside of being "best friends," but it never stopped Wade. Well, now Logan showed interest, and now Logan was hooked, as if Wade was the one with claws and had sunk them deep into Wade. The thing is, Logan said it would be a one-night-stand. Would it though?
No. It wouldn't, because he was obsessed with Wade, even if he didn't want to admit to it.
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14 Apr 2025
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heinz 57 by deniigiq
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Daredevil (TV), POKEMON Detective Pikachu (2019), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
12 May 2019
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“It has electricity in its face,” Wade warned him.
(Wade makes a friend. Or rather, becomes the chosen one for about a week.)
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- Part 35 of Dumpster Fires Verse
Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
26 Mar 2025
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Dangerous guys, even more dangerous guys, and girls with a bad reputation by Anonymous
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Mar 2025
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Jean told Logan that girls only flirt with the dangerous guys and don't actually take them home in the end, Except that Logan did it and not satisfied took the guy's girl with him. And Jean is really trying her best to deal with this and be nice about it.
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- Part 3 of 3Something
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23 Mar 2025
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where soul meets body by Edgebug
Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Mar 2025
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09 Mar 2025
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Ma there's a weird fucking cat eating animals in the woods.
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Wade wouldn't describe Logan Howlett as gluttonous, he was mistaken though. Obviously Logan was a greedy piece of shit. The dead forest creatures probably agreed with Wade
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07 Mar 2025
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Dog Want a Bone? by panties_on_boys
Fandom: Deadpool & Wolverine, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, deadpool 3 - Fandom, Deadpool and Wolverine - Fandom, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
17 Feb 2025
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Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
20 Feb 2025