Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
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A Familiar Face by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
14 Jul 2025
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"Sorry to come and grab you on your day off but we have a situation." She said without preamble as she came to a stop in front of them on the couch. "What happened?" Wade asked for them as he sat up from his position under Logan. Al, the champ of not giving a shit, continued on listening to TV from her chair.
"There is a Logan running amuck across timelines. We aren't sure how he's managing it, but we need you to bring him in." Explained B-15.
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A TVA job but it's a Logan Variant
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- Part 32 of DP&W
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Hello Stranger by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 Jun 2025
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For his first act of teenage delinquency he feels pretty accomplished, Sure May will kill him if she ever finds out and so would Mr Stark but he'd had fun. Laura was great and he'd enjoyed this a lot.
She's leaning into him and he can't tell if the flush is from the alcohol or not. “We have to do this again.” She slurs and Peter is already nodding along.
They eventually part, having to go their own ways but before they do they finally exchange numbers. With that they parted ways to go back home.
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Meet cute Laura x Peter
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- Part 31 of DP&W
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Derision and Protection by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
23 Jun 2025
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Whimpers sounded from the downed teens as they fled and Logan stood back up. He just scoffed at them as they scuttled off before turning back to the kid. She was looking up at him with terrified eyes as he walked closer. She just flinched back, and Logan frowned. He took a seat in front of her, she just watched him hesitantly.
"Are you alright, kit?"
She didn't answer and Logan sighed. "I'm sorry you had that happen to you. It's not fair you have to deal with hate for something you can't help. Sadly, that's just how it is."
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Logan saves a kid
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- Part 30 of DP&W
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Cat and Mouse by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
21 Jun 2025
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"You can either save people or you can get the information. Your decision, though I don't think either of us is fooled for a moment on which you'll choose."
And on queue, an explosion sounds.
The man laughs lightly in his ear, "Go get em' cowboy."
With that he twirls away and disappears into the crowd.
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Masquerade AU
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The Wrong Guy by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies)
19 Jun 2025
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The orange glow of doorways catches his attention. He watched as people walked out of them. He has no clue what the hell is happening, just had to watch in horror as Laura yelps and tries to run, only to be met with another doorway and soldier.
He screams at her to run though it will do no good. She tries to fight, but she's tired and Logan knows it. She's young, but she's already got that deep bone-aching tired. A sparking wand is quick to jab her as the people speak, but it's all white noise.
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OG Logan worrying about his girl
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- Part 28 of DP&W
Recent series
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DP&W by Gabriel_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp), Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandom: Boondock Saints (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins Wolverine
14 Jul 2025
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Fun little things for this series
Here is a list of everything that is canon in these fics even if I don't mention it.
And here in my interpretation of feral mutants and what I mean even I talk about them.
Finally what I picture everyone looking like
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- 87,604
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- 32
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Drabbles by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games), Captain America (Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men Origins Wolverine
21 Jun 2025
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Anything I write that is around 900 words or so goes here. Anything around 1500 gets posted outside of this series.
Anything around 500 stays on Tumblr under the #Resi's shorts (Even though I don't tag some of that which I would consider maybe a short It's unclear what shorts are on my blog 😭)
I know weird categorization but it's just how I work
- Words:
- 13,910
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- 13
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- 1
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My COD shit by Gabriel_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp), orphan_account, Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games), Criminal Minds (US TV), The Walking Dead (TV)
01 Apr 2025
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This a collection of my COD fics enjoy the insanity and brain rot
- Words:
- 119,246
- Works:
- 41
- Bookmarks:
- 90
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Wendi!Verse by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games), The Walking Dead (TV)
10 Jul 2024
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09 fic's with lore accurate Wendigo lore
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- 20,879
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- 2
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Wendigo Ghost BECAUSE IT FITS SO WELL by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games), The Walking Dead (TV)
10 Jul 2024
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Friends Don't by SunsetMaiden
Fandom: Ant-Man (Movies), Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Thunderbolts (Movies)
19 Apr 2025
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Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
26 Jun 2025
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“I know you’re both my sorta parents so this is a strange question: when is the right time to become official with someone?”
Both Logan and Wade stopped in their post dinner cleanup. Laura sat at the kitchen counter, a bored expression on her face. Logan wiped his hands on his pants. “What…? Why…?”
“This is about that kid Morgan you brought over here, right? Is he pressuring you?” Wade waved around a dirty spatula. “Because if he is I’m not above-“
“Morgan isn’t pressuring me to do anything!” Laura clarified, sitting up. “It’s just… we’ve been hanging out for a while and I really like him.” The mini Wolverine reached for a soda can and sliced it open with her claws. “I just thought I could ask. It’s not like I’m asking how to have sex, although I’m sure that’d be no problem. It’s no secret Wade is a bit of a freak.”
OR Laura brings up her interest in a boy which leads to a difficult conversation between Wade and Logan
WARNING: Discussions of childhood assault and abuse. Please mind the tags and do not read if you are triggered by them. Take care of yourself first.
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- Part 3 of long story short (DP&W)
Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
17 Jun 2025
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First To Blink Loses by KandiSheek
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Jun 2025
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Logan growled. “Blow me.”
“Yes, absolutely,” Wade said, eyes zeroing in on Logan's crotch with an exaggerated leer that Logan could see even through Wade's mask. “It'd be my pleasure. Drop trou right now, old man.”
And Logan had fucking had it with the gay jokes and the innuendos and the meaningless flirting. Which was the only reason why he did what he did next.
“Fine.” Logan popped the button of his pants, smirking when Wade halted in his tracks. “What, were you bluffing?”
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- Part 1 of Poolverine Creators Club Bingo
Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
17 Jun 2025
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Fill in the Blank by Curupia
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Jun 2025
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Logan gets shot in the head with a supercharged alien bullet and wakes up with a bit of amnesia. It's okay though, he can definitely wing it.
(In which Logan pretends to know what's going on and jumps to wildly incorrect conclusions about the state of things).
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What he’s got so far:1. He lives with a man named Wade and an old lady named Blind Al and the ugliest dog he’s ever seen in his life inexplicably named Mary.
2. He’s still an X-Man, or at least working with the X-Men, but he doesn’t live there anymore. Maybe he moved out of the mansion to live with Wade? He can’t imagine why they’d choose this shithole instead of there, but maybe Blind Al had something to do with it? She wasn’t frail by any means, but living alone in the city, blind and elderly, can’t be easy, and in his experience the older people get the more stubborn they become. She probably refused to leave and Wade stayed to take care of her. And Logan had moved in at some point when they became serious.
Because that’s the third thing he’s figured out. Wade is his boyfriend - or partner, as he’d put it earlier. (Boyfriend did sound a bit immature for men their ages).
Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
14 Jun 2025
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Bookmarked by Resident_Idiot_Simp (Resident_Idiot_simp)
10 Jun 2025