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    However prim and proper and polite Doctor Hannibal Lecter may be, he's also a psychopathic cannibalistic serial killer in the throes of a midlife crisis. Needless to say, he only has himself to blame when a whirlwind of an omega takes him by storm.

    This is his complete and utter undoing. Getting ruined never felt so good.

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    25 Sep 2024

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    Twenty-two years ago on Melida/Daan, Obi-Wan left the Jedi Order to fight in a war. He never returned to the Temple.

    Now, a few months into the Clone Wars, a Jedi Knight shows up in Obi-Wan's office in Coruscant's undercity, looking for help with a blackmail problem. Blackmail would be simple enough, but this--as with all things involving the Jedi--has something much bigger behind it. Trouble might be Obi-Wan's business, but this is a little above his pay grade.

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    07 Mar 2024

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    The up-side of being unceremoniously shoved seventy-nine (approximately) years into his past, Bilbo mused, was that at least he got the chance to murder his stupid adorable husband before, and also because, he went and got himself killed. Or... something.

    In which Bilbo is pretty sure this is all Elrond's fault but is determined to see the hallucination through, and Thorin is just confused.

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    23 Jan 2024

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    The best reunion of Thorin and Bilbo.

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    Somewhere between finishing the bottles of alcohol and mugs of beer, the crew comes together to create a contingency plan for something that may-or-may-not-happen during their time on the Grand Line and beyond. Usopp thinks it's more likely than bumping into zombies, Zoro wants to stay out of this, Sanji is just going with the flow, and Nami may or may not keep things legally binding and above board with consistent consensual acquiescence. Robin finds it all amusing.

    The damn chart stays in the locked drawer in her desk, split into three neat categories: Devil Fruit Powers, Science, and Magic. Each represents whatever they're hit with but also categorizes the amount of self-control the person has during.

     

    AKA: 5 times Zoro and Sanji had to help each other as Consensual Helpers of Dubious Consent + 1 Time There Was Nothing Dubious At All

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    02 Dec 2023

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    All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.

    Three out of three is good, right? Right?

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    14 Jul 2023

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    This is the best thing I have ever read. *cackles hysterically*

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    Marc clenched his teeth, “Did I just land myself in the middle of a cult?”
    The question was rhetorical, but the disembodied voice answered anyway, sounding slightly amused. “Yes, you did… care to surrender the body to Steven now?”
    “What the hell do you want Steven for? Read to them?“ He grumbled, stepping backwards, “Also he’s not around anymore.”
    “You would be surprised…”

    Or: with Marc practically at death’s door, it is Steven who ends up in Khonshu’s temple and makes a deal with the god to become his avatar instead.

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    29 Jun 2022

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    You are an angel. Not a metaphorical, Delta Rune "angel"-- although you are, probably, that too-- but a literal, celestial, divinely-created angel. Of course, the monsters were probably hoping for an avenging seraph with a heavenly blade, or maybe a beautiful and compassionate malakh, or any kind of angel that was designed to descend to Earth in the first place. You are an ophan-- an analyst of the Divine Plan, the Throne and the Chariot, singing praise Above and serving as the filter between Unknowable Divine and Finite Existence; a vast interlocking array of wheels-within-wheels-within-wings, consumed by pale blue fire and lit from within by innumerable golden eyes, awesome and terrible to behold-- squished into a ten-year-old human with a striped sweater and an unfortunate haircut.

    If this was in the Plan, you feel like you should have been notified.

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    04 Feb 2022

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    Never has Jon ever fallen in love with someone at the Magnus Institute.*

    (Not true.)

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    25 Apr 2021

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    The writing.

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    Semper fidelis, the coyote says, grinning, teeth in a throat.

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    14 Jul 2020

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    People do not bring Jonathon Sims tea. Martin Blackwood, newly-minted archival assistant, has apparently not received this memo.

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    12 Apr 2020

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    07 Apr 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I started this for Crowley, and he is as amazing as ever, but it is Aubrey whom I admire.

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    The general wisdom was, if you go anywhere dangerous, you'll want to bring a human with you. As such, there were a lot of humans in Adalhia's line of work. He thought he was done being surprised by them, but there was something weird about this one.

    Nothing to worry about, though, obviously.

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    26 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is amazing. Outsider perspective on humans wonderfully and hilariously done.

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    I went to sleep on the worst day of my life and woke to find myself in the past on the second worst day of my life. As experiences go, I don’t recommend it.

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    19 Jan 2019

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    How she can be both so different from me and yet so relatable is amazing.

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    Deep in the wilds, mysterious things wander through the lands on mysterious trails. Dracula isn't the only legend that walks their earth.

    In stumbling across an abandoned village that seems too good to be true, Trevor stumbles across himself, too. Lucky for him and the lives of the countrymen riding on his success, Alucard and Sypha are there to pick him up.

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    10 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I’ve only just finished chapter 8 so far, but damn. This is worth bookmarking just for that.

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    In which 'Adaar' is totally not a desire demon from the Fade, because Haven is a camp filled with Templars.

    Also morals and mortals are both confusing, and he would really just like to go home now please.

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    02 Dec 2018

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    Lovely POV. Constant state of wtf while still functioning hilariously.

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    Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him.

    Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

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    17 Aug 2018

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    My 2nd favorite Naruto fic, the first also by this author.

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    It's increasingly becoming a world where the unbelievable happens every day. The Avengers team includes a defrosted World War Two solider, a giant green rage monster and a man who might be a God; and they battle aliens and magic on a regular basis. It's not too far fetched to believe the Devil walks Hell's Kitchen.

    Matt, on the other hand, hasn't realised exactly why his new battle buddies seem terrified of him. It's not like they've even heard the rumors about him being the Devil... right?

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    17 Jul 2018

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    Tim's gone and Damian's heartbroken. It's not something he would have ever let onto, but Tim had slowly become someone he looked up to, someone he relied upon to straighten him out when things got tough, and someone he respected. When it falls on him to go through Tim's things, to clean out his apartment because they think he cared the least, he finds something he never expected in the depths of Tim's possessions, something that changes everything.

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    20 May 2018

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    Art. Truely.

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    Part 1 of 2.

    No one ever said an SI gets a place in canon events, or that they would be ideally placed at all. How much would you recall if you had decades to go before anything in a long forgotten story comes to be?

    SI/OC as part of the Russian Mafiya, liberties taken with crafting said Mafiya Family.

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    04 Feb 2018

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    When Derek left Beacon Hills, finally ripping the tether free and remembering how to breathe, how to live again, it was Stiles who came after him. Stiles, who showed up at his door with blazing eyes, looking like he wanted to punch him in the face, but wrapping his arms around him instead, making him grunt in surprise at the raw strength of his embrace.

    “You asshole,” Stiles said, slapping him heartily on the back as he extricated himself, his voice rough under his bright smile. “You couldn’t have made yourself harder to find, could you?”

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    18 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm not a major fan of domestic fics, which usually tend to change characters, but I like this one. Also, I want Derek's house.

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