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Hyuuga Hinata is three years old when Kumo-nin kidnap and immediately kill her. She returns, but not quite as herself.
Not-Hinata is everything Hinata isn’t; she’s abrasive, blunt, and confident. She deals with her problems swiftly and mercilessly, with only three exceptions. The first being the political struggle between the main family and the branch family of her clan. The second, the persistent looming cosmic threat of chakra permeating every aspect of this world (which no one else finds concerning). And the third, a boy her age with the lofty dream of becoming Hokage.
Hyuuga Hinata would much rather face political turmoil and lovecraftian horrors than Uzumaki Naruto. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have much of a choice.
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- Part 1 of Incomprehensible Universe
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- English
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- 88,215
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- 24/?
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02 Jun 2025
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A Self Insert into Naruto.
Ryoma, orphan of the sands, knows full well that he's nothing special as far as ninja go. Really, the smart move would be to run to the other side of the planet and wait for the oncoming apocalypse to pass him by.
Running has never been his style.
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- English
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- 146,295
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- 47/?
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01 Jun 2025
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Be careful what you wish for (it could take you out of this world) by braincellofanerd
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
17 Jun 2024
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He watched as the fangirls made their way into the alley and watched as they promptly left, crying that they hadn't seen him. He stands by the fact that they were weird. Like couldn't they obsess over his skating like everyone else's fans did?
He crouched on the edge of a building and watched as Altin pulled up on his motorcycle. He was in so much shit for not telling him about that.
He whistled softly and watched as Altin looked up. He waved at him and Altin gestured for him to come down. And who was he to say no to that?
He shimmied down the side of the building, hopping down the last few feet and landing in a crouch. He looked up and Altin handed him a helmet.
"Hey there Altin. Fancy meeting you here."
Altin just nodded once and gestured to the back of the motorcycle, a clear indication for him to get on.
Lilia would kill him. Yakov would dig up his remains and set them on fire. But Altin gave him a helmet, plus he had met him once or twice at some competitions even if they didn't talk every time.
He got on.
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Edward Elric is promptly thrown into another universe to keep Alphonse alive. Life sucks, but at least the guys were cute.
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- Part 1 of Limerence: the first stage of love
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26 Mar 2025
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In which the Harbingers are all meddling uncles and aunties, and Tartaglia is the spoiled baby of the group (whether he likes to admit it or not). As uncles and aunties, how can they not intervene (read: swoop in like overprotective mama and papa bears) when they catch wind that not only is their youngest upset after his Liyue trip, but that the reason he's upset has to do with this mysterious "Mr. Zhongli" of Liyue?
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- English
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- 81,149
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- 13/13
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- 12
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- 2,924
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04 Jan 2025
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Anthony was HYDRA-born and raised, given to the organization by his own father. Despite all his training and conditioning, however, his handlers were unable to keep him from thinking for himself. Once he’d grown, Anthony left it all behind.
As it turns out, leaving was the easy part. Staying out and learning to be a person is the challenge - and it certainly doesn’t help that he shares a face with billionaire industrialist Arno Stark.
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- Part 1 of 492
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- English
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- 94,057
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- 33/33
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31 Dec 2024
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When Naruto is kidnapped from his orphanage at age three, Kakashi is so done with this shit. He gets Naruto back, tells the Hokage where to go (politely, because he isn't suicidal), and raises the boy himself. Or, you know, tries and is proud when there aren't too many explosions.
Then everybody starts to copy him and it's a whole thing.
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- 84,985
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- 12/12
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25 Dec 2024
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Before they lived together, Naruto had never paid attention to the date.
Before they lived together, Sasuke had never paid attention to Naruto.(Part 2 of that AU where Naruto and Sasuke adopt each other during the Academy days)
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- Part 2 of Brother To You
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- English
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- 25,934
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- 7/7
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22 Dec 2024
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- 20/10 kaicon
- a story about rummaging in a field for clovers
- 11 pg comicSeries
- Part 2 of homecoming
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09 Dec 2024
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hazelnut latte, extra syrup by LunaDarkside
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
26 Dec 2022
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Shinichi is the ninth guardian angel to attempt to find a romantic partner for Kuroba Kaito. This can only end well.
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09 Dec 2024
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The Way to A Man's Heart by MoonlightBlizzard
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
30 Jul 2020
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Kaito never really believed in soul bonds. But when he woke up on his sixteenth birthday, craving a cup of coffee thanks to his soulmate, he knew that the universe had deigned him with one. From being indifferent to intrigued, Kaito tried to investigate his soulmate's identity. Good thing he knew his soulmate was a Kaitou Kid fan. What could possibly go wrong?
After all, they said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
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- English
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- 5,339
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 59
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- 1,348
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08 Dec 2024
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the grad student who loved me by LunaDarkside
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
21 Nov 2020
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Kaito is a spy. Shinichi is the longsuffering civilian who loves him.
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- 8,993
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- 1/1
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08 Dec 2024
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Measured In Moments by astorii
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
24 Aug 2018
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In which Conan and Kaitō Kid are soulmates and moral dilemmas ensue.
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- 1/1
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08 Dec 2024
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A Land Shark and a stretchy boy by Eren_Yaeger
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, One Piece (Anime & Manga)
15 Aug 2024
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I was just done reading the latest One Piece chapter and finally beat a Nuzlocke challenge for the first time. But afterwards was sent to the One Piece world as a GIBLE!!! This is my life now and I have to adjust to it. But in all this madness, will my mental be alright?
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RANDOM ONE PIECE NERD GOT SENT TO THE OP WORLD AS A GIBLE.Bookmarked by YourLocalAsexualMess
02 Dec 2024
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She's already cheated the reaper once: what is another time, really?
Drabbles on a girl reborn as Portgas D. Ann, sole child of Gol D. Rodger and Portgas D. Rouge.
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- Part 1 of Attempts at Navigation
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- 27,798
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- 128/?
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01 Dec 2024
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30 Nov 2024
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The legend said: "Klabautermann only appear when the ship is doomed”... but the problem with legends that they gloss over the important details. How long does it take for that to happen? When does a ship count as doomed? What if you had already seen it? (could you prevent it?)
Or, a person is reborn as the Kabuterman of the Moby Dick, and seeks to prevent its doom.
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- English
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- 8,327
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- 61/61
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- 16
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30 Nov 2024
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30 Nov 2024
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"Are you a ghost or something?” He sounds way too excited about that, but that's not surprising. They smile at him. Their cheeks ache. Their eyes burn. They can still feel their skull cracking open, if they focus hard enough.
“Yeah, I guess!” Smiling, smiling, smiling. The curve of their cheeks fills their voice with something false. “Or, wait, maybe I’m closer to a zombie, actually? Since I have a body, and all.”
“Do you poop, then?”
“Not sure? I mean, this dying thing is pretty new. I haven’t tested it out yet.”
He nods, sagely. “It’s a mystery, then. Hey, do you want to join my crew?”
Smiling, smiling, smiling. His eyes are dark as they track the shape of it. They wonder if he can see the way it trembles. “Shouldn’t you introduce yourself first? Kinda rude to just up and proposition a stranger like that.”
They already know what he’s going to say.
They’ve known what he was going to say since they woke up and saw the hat.
(That doesn’t mean that it hurts any less to hear. That doesn’t make it any less beautiful.)
“I’m Monkey D. Luffy, and I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!”
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- Part 1 of to the left of a funeral
- Language:
- English
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- 40,219
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- 28/?
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29 Nov 2024
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I turn around, and slam my forehead into the deck as I fall to my knees. “Please, god, I know the last time we talked I told you to suck an egg but what the actual fuck. What did I do? Is this because of the gay thing? I’ll stop I swear I’ll knock it off just please—”
“What are you talking about? Why were you swimming all the way out here? What’s with your weird clothes?” The Boy, whom I refuse to name on principle, starts rapid fire shooting out questions while wiggling his way across the tiny boat to me.
“This is actually happening. Oh my god this is real, what the shit…” I turn around from my position on the floor to see The Boy crouched inches from my face. I give an undignified yelp and scramble as far back as I can without tipping over the edge.
He gives me that bright grin and announces “I’m Monkey D. Luffy! I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!” Then he cocks his head to the side. “Who’re you?”
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- 586,172
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- 138/140
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03 Nov 2024
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Sanji rubbed the back of his neck, quiet for a long time before finally speaking again. “If a lady is upset with me, she can express her anger however she wishes.” And then, tacked on at the end. “...So long as she makes sure to take care of her hunger.”
She wrinkled her nose. “Hunger isn’t that hard, once you get used to it.”
Sanji winced at her words. “But you shouldn’t have to.”
Her eyes widened as Sanji leaned down, nudging the bowl of soup that he had brought towards the mouse—And even more to her shock, the mouse happily pranced over, nibbling at the dish with complete contentment.
“...Everyone deserves food.” Sanji stated, as his head tilted slightly—to face the mouse. “Human or otherwise.”
Or: When a nervous wreck of a child runs away from home, the world changes—And so does she.
Spoilers warning: This fic assumes the reader is caught up with the manga.
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27 Oct 2024