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14 Nov 2023
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Stede Bonnet is a theatrical set designer, Edward Teach is a theatrical scenic painter. After years of admiring Ed's work from afar Stede finally gets the chance to do a show with him. They're both down bad immediately, of course.
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13 Nov 2023
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He scratched tentatively at the rough unfinished wood inches from his face, pulling back with a yelp as a splinter broke off under his fingernail. Oh, and now he was bleeding. Sluggishly, a dark red ooze like a little worm worked its way down his ring finger. It was staining his starched white cuff. Wonderful. He sucked it off his finger quickly, before it could ruin any more of his shirtsleeve.
There was nothing for it, he supposed, passing the pads of his fingers gently along the grain, in a sort of apology.
He began punching up into the wood in earnest.
Or, Stede Bonnet wakes up in a poorly-crafted pine box without a pulse. Things get considerably worse.
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- Part 1 of who shall i say is calling?
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08 Nov 2023
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Reviews of "The Inn", 1869 Pacific Coast Highway, Tikitiki by Skyuni123
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Nov 2023
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A selection of the Trip Advisor reviews for "The Inn", 1869 Pacific Coast Highway, Tikitiki - run by proprietors Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet.
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- Part 38 of all my new zealand-based fics
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06 Nov 2023
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01 Mar 2023
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Set during Episode 7 as a canon divergent scenario.
What if the treasure map actually lead the crew to something a bit more exciting than an orange?Bookmarked by analineblue
11 Oct 2022
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“Anyway,” he continues, “then Ed — that is, Blackbeard, bent over me and said—”“Do the Blackbeard voice!” Wee John exclaims.
“He does voices?” asks Finn, in an awed whisper.
Wee John scoffs. “Of course he does voices. He’s our captain.”
Well. Stede can hardly disappoint, then. He clears his throat and thinks of Ed’s voice: its lower pitch, roughened with a hint of rasp, the heavier tongue that drags his vowels and thickens his consonants. “The Gentleman Pirate, I presume.”
In which Stede accidentally convinces the pirating world that Gentlebeard (or Blackbonnet or Stedward; there's a poll) is canon, reunites his crew, and gets his boyfriend back.
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10 Oct 2022
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09 Oct 2022
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“One might think that living a cursed existence is a bad thing. Objectively so, some might say!” Stede turned on his heel, coat swishing out dramatically behind him.
“One might also assume that being made to walk the earth - er - one little isle of it, for all the days and nights thereof ever and after and so on to be a miserable existence. And they may be right to say so! But!” Here he turned to his audience, “What’s the difference between a curse…and a blessing?” He looked enquiringly around the little beach. None of the animals strewn about it appeared to be listening.
“Anyone? Swede?”
The sea lion shrunk back a little guiltily, not meeting his gaze.
“Black Pete?”
There was a rude short from the scraggly hound.
“No one? Really?” Stede sighed. “Alright. The secret is…perspective!” He made a little flourish. “Ta da!” There was a despairing whine. He chose to ignore that.
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02 Oct 2022
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blue as cut sapphires and shining like gold by suchgreatheights
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Sep 2022
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Stede, a history professor specializing in the golden age of piracy, is fascinated when art professor Edward Teach joins his humble university’s faculty. Even more fascinating are the rumors that Ed is actually the famous, anonymous artist, Blackbeard. Stede falls a little bit in love. Then a lot.
Across the academic year, Stede tips headfirst into dizzying romance, mind-blowing sex, and happiness he couldn't have dreamed up if he'd tried. He learns lessons he never knew he needed, forcing him to reevaluate everything from his career goals to his relationships with his children. Ed is at the center of it all, teaching Stede at every turn exactly how wonderful life can be—and the startling speed with which fear and hesitation could snatch away his newfound love.
Eventually, the only thing that matters for them both is learning enough about love to stop it from slipping through their fingers.
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29 Sep 2022
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Ed & Stede's "Get-Along" Kidnapping by ratherthepoint
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Sep 2022
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“Don’t be such a spoilsport! I’m just going to saw myself free, and then I’ll do you, and we’ll come up with a distraction - some sort of fuckery, I’m rather good at them now - something to make them look the other way, and we’ll slip over to the side into a dinghy and row away.” It’s not a perfect plan, but Stede thinks it’s rather good given how little time he’s had to come up with it.
“That’s the stupidest fucking plan I’ve ever heard,” Ed says flatly. “You’re just gonna row away? Middle of the ocean, nothing to see for miles, and you think they’re not gonna notice you rowing away?”
Stede stops sawing at his bindings to snap, “Then you come up with a plan!”
- Or, tfw you get taken hostage but the ex you're still in love with is tied next to you and he wants to talk about your feelings
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27 Sep 2022
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PART ONE- SOMEWHERE BEYOND THE SEA (present day)
Salvage diver Ed Teach and maritime archaeologist Stede Bonnet, both descendants of the originals, join forces to hunt for the wrecked ships of their ancestors. They're both keeping secrets and telling lies as they dig through the mysteries of the past to understand how the story ended. In the process, they'll find the truth in each other, and figure out the ending of their own story, too.
PART TWO- HERE BE MONSTERS (1718-1719)
In 1718, Stede never showed, and then to add insult to injury, he went and died. A heartbroken Ed drowns his grief in rum and violence, stalked by monsters, ghosts, and the British Navy. Meanwhile, Jim plots their revenge. A chance meeting with an old rival changes everything, and tips them into the hunt for a mysterious cache of treasure, where they'll find new answers about the past and the future alike.
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Bookmarked by analineblue
27 Sep 2022
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After Stede comes back, Ed stays holed up in his cabin and spends a lot of time crying. And Stede spends a lot of time… jerking off, apparently? Ed doesn’t quite get it. But he’s eager to help Stede however he can.
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08 Sep 2022
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Lighthouse Bookshop had been there seemingly since time immemorial. Over forty years at that spot, sitting proud, a beacon at the heart of the community, and when the old owner decides to sell, it's the perfect vessel for Stede's odd restlessness.
And the building is connected to a famous cocktail bar run by a mad genius behind the stick.
One problem: Stede's still married.
ETA: Podfic available thanks to the inimitable KninjaKnitter at this link
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- Part 1 of sleeves touching sleeves
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04 Sep 2022
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Healing Trauma with the Power of Gay Love! by the_bedheaded_league
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Aug 2022
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23 Aug 2022
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kissing is what lovers do (and we're not lovers) by afterism
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25 Aug 2022
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A vaguely canon-compliant friends-with-benefits scenario where they've been having sex since episode five but still don't kiss until episode nine, because they're both idiots who don't talk it through as a crew.
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23 Aug 2022
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Day drunk, Ed told him the truth with only a little bit of editing, focusing less on the murderous fantasies and more on the psychology of killing, the way his body had to operate separately from his mind, which he felt pretty confident that Stede could understand on some level. That the urge stuck with him, even when he tried to force it away.
Stede, the person who lit fires next to bookshelves, began to analyze him.
“Hang on a minute. You reached some type of understanding with yourself after the kraken fuckery, didn’t you? It was hard, but you were able to feel more at ease with yourself afterward, by seeing it play out?”
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Ed still wants to kill Stede after the fuckery. Stede has an idea.
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21 Aug 2022
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“Gotta warn ya, mate,” Ed said in that same unusually-bright-given-the-circumstances tone from earlier, “rooms at these kinds of places are usually too small to fit two beds. We’ll probably have to share.” Ed punctuated the warning by whistling a few sing-songy notes as they arrived at their room and he fit the iron key into the lock.
“I see,” Stede said, feeling that thrill again. Likely from the authenticity of sleeping in close quarters, like a real pirate. Really thrilling stuff, that. “I suppose we could get a second room, if–”
“NO,” Ed interrupted loudly, startling them both. He cleared his throat and began again at a more location-appropriate volume. “No, the innkeeper said this was the only room left–” he turned the lock– “so we’ll have to make do with whatever’s here.”
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A subversion of the Only One Bed Trope, and a love letter to OFMD fanfic everywhere.Series
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12 Aug 2022
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The Revenge spots a drifting, seemingly abandoned ship. Is it haunted, overrun by demons, or full of vampire-mermaids? Probably none of the above, Ed and Stede think, though some of the crew have different ideas. There does seem to be something wrong about that ship though. It warrants some investigation.
This is a ghost story/horror genre (not too scary) multi-chapter story set in the wonderful Co-Captains time before everything went to hell. This story is now complete.
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Ed cracks a most delightful grin and puts his hand on his heart. “Tell you what, if I die before you, promise I’ll come back and haunt the fuck outta you, mate.”
“That would be absolutely lovely. Thank you.”
Ed laughs again and Stede watches his face light up. His eyes are adjusting to the dark, and he can see the outline of Ed’s features again, and can catch the flash of white teeth. Stede could swear that when Ed tosses his head laughing, the faint light from the moon and stars flows like water through the silver in his hair.
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Bookmarked by analineblue
06 Aug 2022